« New Year at the gate "- New Year's skits for students in grades 1-4
Kiryushkina L.E. , primary school teacherMBOU "Kuzbass secondary school"New Year's scene " Christmas tree Kolobok"
Characters: grandfather, grandmother, Kolobok, Hare. Wolf, Bear, Fox, two Magpies.Grandfather New Year's time! Smells like fresh resin.The children are having fun at the elegant Christmas tree.Woman I see, grandfather, you are a poet!Isn't it time for lunch!?I baked a bun. He has a rosy side!Where is he? Here's a slut!- Have you seen it, kids? ( Addresses the auditorium.) Grandfather They say on New Year's Eve that you don't want -Everything will always happen, everything will always come true.Let us also make a humble wish:We want to find the kolobok by making an effort!(They leave to look for Kolobok.) magpies 1st: “They want to go into the dense forest!”2nd: "They want to find Kolobok!"Kolobok Hello guys!I am Kolobok! My rosy side is delicious!I left my grandmother, I left my grandfather, I found a Christmas tree in the forest.I will decorate the Christmas tree, surprise the grandfather and the woman!magpies 1st: “The Christmas tree will be decorated!”2nd: “Surprise grandma and grandpa!”Hare Kolobok, hello, hello! I'll eat you for lunch! (Kolobok is frightened.) Just kidding, I won't eat! The magpies spread the news:You will decorate the Christmas tree, surprise your grandmother and grandfather!Here, take it, I cleverly stole a delicious carrot from the garden!You hang it on the tree! That will make more sense!Wolf I am a wolf-brawler!I'm also a smart kid.Look how many hares I brought!The hares are all snowy, the figures are very delicate!True, I was chilled to tears, because it's cold outside.Well guys, come on!Hare- How many are there? Wolf- Count yourself! Bear And I, the Bear, came to see ( the hare is scared). - Oh, don't cry! Don't be afraid of me! Well, calm down!Here are pine cones from MishkaYes, honey sweets on fir branches!Fox You know, I'm Lisa!I am beautiful to the whole forest.Combed the ponytail in the morningAnd she went to visit you.Here are the cut out snowflakesHere are the ice cubes.Let our Christmas tree shineGrandfather and grandmother are having fun!(Grandfather and grandmother come out.) Grandfather What is it, baba? Woman What is it, grandfather? grandmother and grandfather(in chorus)Our gingerbread man is alive and wellAnd not eaten for lunch!That's surprised! Yes, he decorated the Christmas tree!Kolobok Helped me dress up Christmas tree on the lawn Wolf, Bear, Fox-beauty and long-eared Bunny.Magpies (chorus) We didn’t waste time in vain, we also decorated the Christmas tree.We found beads in the thicket, we are shiny.All characters (chorus) We will dance and sing under such a Christmas tree!Happy New YearWe wish you happiness, joy!NEW YEAR AT THE GATES!
By the window. Meow! Leading. Who meowed outside the window?Cat. Open up, it's a cat! Very cold in winter Oh, I'm asking you to come home!And I like youNew Year's Eve!The kids at school have a big Christmas tree, The lights on the Christmas tree are sparkling! presenter Come quickly to us, warm yourself, and we will read you a poem.One of the children reads a poem. The cat praises the child. Leading. The winter sun risesI see - a hare is coming. Where are you, oblique, walking barefoot in the snow?Hare. I'm not afraid of frost, I'm in a hurry to the Christmas tree.They called me to the children - to dance in an elegant hall!Fox. I am a fox, I am a sister. I walk through the forest.And bunnies - braggarts I'll catch now.Leading. Foxy, wait. After all, today is New Year's Day. Don't hate the bunny. Better tell the kids riddles. Fox. Oh! I completely forgot about the holiday.Okay, now let me guess. Listen! It's snowing in the yard, Soon the holiday ... (New Year) A star circled in the air a little, Sat and melted on your palm.Bear enters Bear I slept in a fur coat all winter, sucked my brown paw,And waking up, he began to roar,After all, I am a forest animal ... (Bear)
presenter Our Christmas tree-beauty grew far in the forest! A bunny rested under the tree, a wolf sometimes ran through, The brown bear slept soundly. To our forest tree Even a squirrel came to play and frolic In a white snow coat.All animals in chorus: Happy New Year to all, we congratulate! We wish the children happiness and joy! Bear Hey my forest friends It's time to go to the forest for the New Year! We congratulated the children:
Both girls and boys!
Happy New Year
Now the forest people are waiting!
Hand in hand, everyone leaves.
New Year's scene
Characters: hare, bear, Snow Maiden, fox, rooster, snowflake girls, bunny boys.(A large number of actors allows you to involve students of the whole class.)
Hare
What's the house on the track?He is unfamiliar to me.I'll take a look with one eye looks out the window).
This house is interestingThis house is tricky!I'll knock once,Whose voice will I hear? (knocking)
Snow Maiden
Two people in this houseWe live with my grandfather.And we are not afraid of the cold,We are glad to frosty days.There is no stove in our house,Grandfather is afraid of the light.I’m afraid of the light, too, because I’m called the Snow Maiden!I, the Snow Maiden, will sing my song loudly,And, having heard my voice, a swarm of snowflakes will fly.(snowflake girls run out, dance)
Song of snowflakes
We are snowflakes, like fluffs.Our joy is an easy run.A snowflake here, a snowflake there!Well, there will be snow together!Hare
Cold hare, cold white!How can I be in winter? My tail freezes!Oh, it's cold, you need to warm up.As soon as I raise my paw, the hares will dance!(The bunny raises its paw. Music sounds, bunny boys run out, dance.)
Bunny song
The bunnies went out for a walk, to stretch their paws.Jump jump, jump jump! Stretch your paws.Oh oh oh! What a frost!You can freeze your nose.Jump jump, jump jump! You can freeze your nose.Sad bunnies are sitting - the ears of the bunnies are freezing.Jump jump, jump jump! Bunnies have cold ears.The bunnies began to dance, to warm their ears.Jump jump, jump jump! Warm up your ears.(A bear appears, the hares run away.)
Bear
I'm shaggy, clumsyI slept sweetly in the winter in the forest,But I heard the fun, I understood:Holiday on the nose!Tired of sleeping in a denI want to stretch my legs!Bear wants to dance, Bear wants to play!True, the house is interesting. True, the house is not easy!I'll knock once,Whose voice will I hear? ( knocking)
Cockerel
Ku-ka-re-ku! Ku-ka-re-ku!I'm in a hurry to you on the Christmas tree!The fox is chasing me, wants to take me with him!Bunny, Bear, Snow Maiden (choir Cockerel)
- Do not be afraid, Cockerel,We will save you, my friend! ( They hide him in the house.)
Get here quickly, the fox will not find you!Fox
That's the house! Interesting!Apparently, the house is not easy.I'll knock once,Whose voice will I hear? ( knocking)
Cockerel (frightened)
Ku-ka-re-ku! Help! Save me from trouble!I don't want New Year's EveGet the fox right in the mouth.Fox ( turns to the auditorium )
Children, would you tell meDid you see the cockerel here? (looks out the window)I see a red scallop, this is Petya the cockerel.Bunny, Bear, Snow Maiden (in chorus to Lisa)
We won't give up the cockerel, we'll eat it ourselves!You, Lisa, get out of here! May a miracle happen in the New Year!Fox
Oh, in vain I came, I didn’t catch the cockerel.Okay, I'll go home, warm up my soup!Bunny, Bear, Snow Maiden, Cockerel, snowflake girls, bunny boys (chorus)
We deceived the fox, we will have fun together.Happy New Year to all,Let's keep the cock alive!
Ditties about Snowmen
Boys and girls! Listen to ditties about snow figures, very gentle creatures!
Our backyard snowmanBought a truck recently!The snowman is bad!The truck is ice!The snowman told everyone:“I bought a truck for firewood.I'm not a Snow Maiden,Let the stove burn!”
Snowman yesterday with a broom Fought off a hare:He has a carrot nose The hare tried to eat.
Snowman with SnowmanThey rode down the hill.Ride once, another -Only snowballs remained!
Baba snow bought Scarf snow white:She really wanted to beSnow Queen!
Snowmen in the yardSet up a breakdown.From the showdown of those got Cleaning keeper!
Snowman with SnowmanIcicles are boughtDream about ice creamAnd melt with happiness!
Snowman standing with a gunAnd shivering from the cold.Come closer:Watchman Uncle Grisha!
Snow women breezeHe took off all his hats.And then he took pity on themGave them slippers!
(A . M Altsev ■ )
Characters:
Storyteller, Storyteller, New Year, Old Year, Petya, Zdoroveyka, Whistle, Rackets, Ball, Dumbbells, Stopwatch, Spikelets, Skates, Cigarette End, Ryumashka, Toxicomashka, Datura.
Storyteller:
Seconds are ticking, time is running.
Again, the New Year is in a hurry to us from the east.
The heart stops and waits for something.
New Year, perhaps, a miracle will bring.
Adults and children are waiting for him with hope.
Among them is a boy - fifth grader Petya.
Petya is looking forward to the holiday,
The holiday coincides with his birthday.
Storyteller:
Ah, what happy days at school!
A quarter is running out, rest is ahead.
In the school hall, the Christmas tree likes the outfit,
All her needles sparkle with joy.
Here comes the long-awaited hour -
New Year meets Petin fifth grade.
Storyteller:
As always, the Snow Maiden, white Santa Claus,
He brought his gifts to everyone in a bag.
And at the request of the Christmas tree merrily lit up,
And Yaga with a broom in a mortar swept.
Contests, riddles, noisy dance ...
Oh what wonderful holiday New Year!
Storyteller:
Petya did not want to leave the Christmas tree,
And our Petya decided to extend the miracles.
Secretly hid behind a large curtain.
The school was empty, everything was quiet around ...
In the twilight the tree is a miracle good,
Petya came out of the hiding place slowly.
Here the New Year boy is sad under the Christmas tree.
Suddenly, miraculously, he raises his voice.
New Year:
Hello, hello, Petya!
I'm very, very happy.
How good in the world
Meet these guys
Which adventures
And miracles attract
And good intentions
They live in their hearts.
(Old Year appears from behind the tree)
Old year:
Oh, it's time for me to rest
The new year is following me.
Soon, soon I will change
And I'll dive into history.
I'm a little tired
From what I've seen.
How many different technologies
Any cybernetics.
Watching and having fun
I played little sports.
Oh, I wish I could turn back time
I would follow the regime.
Oh dear guys!
Don't follow me.
Hobbies let others
They will lead you.
(Music is heard. The New Year listens and says):
New Year:
sorry what a song
Can I hear from the gym?
Old year:
They rush to the show
Healthy friends.
(Healthy and his friends appear. They go around the Christmas tree and sing song to the motive "Correspondent's table")
Love everything in the world
Adults and children
Spend your time with us.
It's interesting with us
It's so wonderful with us!
It's more fun to live with us!
Chorus:
Be healthy everyone!
We are always ready
To please the movement of friends.
wonderful moments,
Sea of mood!
It's lighter in my heart.
We are the enemies of disease
All medicines are more useful,
If you are friends with us every day.
We give the body sweetness -
muscle joy,
We drive away sadness and laziness.
Chorus.
Year after year goes by
Smooth round dance
Time is circling the planet.
In this round dance
We find friends
Sports will never be forgotten.
Chorus.
(Oh stop and start the show)
Healthy:
I am an athlete Healthy!
Movement is my life!
I am an athlete in spirit from birth,
My friends are always with me.
Whistle:
I am a whistle! Sports Whistle!
In competitions I am the judge.
fair, objective,
My trill will judge everyone.
I am the law of sports rules
I urge you to respect.
None of them ever
I won't let you break it.
Ball:
I am a ball, cheerful and perky!
I love to jump and fly.
In a skillful game, I am submissive,
Ready to play without rest.
Oh games! How many of them in the world!
And I am the soul of any game.
Like a small planet
I have been flying over the earth for a long time.
Rackets:
We are two girlfriends, two rackets,
We meet with the ball at the net.
I respect big tennis
And I respect the desktop.
Large racket:
The ball plays on my strings
Oh, how beautifully he flies!
Small racket:
And I meet the ball with an overlay
And I will accompany you on the way back.
Together:
Without players we lie, we miss,
And in their hands we come alive.
Dumbbells:
And we, dumbbell twins,
In the hands of we are just great!
We are strength, strength and vigor.
We conquer weakness, ailment.
So that your muscles do not become decrepit,
Don't forget the dumbbells.
Stopwatch:
I am cold-blooded, impartial.
Stopwatch is calling me.
Seconds is the sovereign master,
And in sports, my role is important.
Strive from start to finish
Stop me quickly.
Ah, how fast the seconds fly by!
Their run cannot be slowed down.
spikelets(sing ditties):
We are little sisters,
We are athletes.
We fly like birds
final cells.
Push off, we take off
And in jumping forward we fly,
This is how we fight
With gravity of the earth.
Skates:
We are two brothers, two horses,
Skates with a sharp blade.
Pieces of ice are cut
And they shine like lights.
We are kings of ice
We are doing wonders on the ice.
You guys dear
Let's treat this miracle.
New Year:
I like you guys!
It is clear to me - without you it is impossible.
My days will fade without you
Weeks turn sour with melancholy.
The vices of this are waiting
They guard the prey.
Old year:
Yes, that's right, I know
Where boredom, laziness, vices place.
There is a cigarette butt outside the window
And with him a friend around the corner.
His name is Toxic.
His girlfriend is with him - Rumashka.
Datura crawls out of the urn.
Ugh, they stink far away.
Healthy:
Yes, it's better not to meet them.
And maybe at least once
Should we compete with them?
Let's find out who is the strongest of us.
Old year:
Well, we'll arrange it.
I always love to wonder.
I will unite darkness with light.
Whistle, you are for the judge then.
(looks out the window and says)
Hey! How are you, come here!
(aside, quietly)
Would never see you.
Look at our Christmas tree
Do no harm for an hour.
(In appropriate costumes, groaning, groaning, Vices come out and stand next to Healthy and his friends).
Old year:
Well, just like on Kavane,
As two teams you are on stage.
We will compete
Your tasks will be easy.
Let's measure your lung capacity...
(Gives the ball a device for measuring the vital capacity of the lungs)
Come on, Honey, start.
(The ball blows into the tube)
You're just like in training.
Look, don't break the device.
Now, cigarette butt, you try.
Get your microbes in there.
(Cig butt, straining, blows with all his might into the device, falls to the floor, he is brought to life: they sprinkle water, etc. The old year examines the device):
Old year
Yes I see you are a hero
The device is all yellow from nicotine.
Now we will test the strength
We'll raise the pud now.
(points to fake weights)
Come on, Dumbbells, your word,
The weight is already ready for you.
(Dumbbells lift weights ten times, the whistle whistles):
Enough. Enough. Everything is clear to us.
You are beautifully filled with power.
(nods to Dope)
Dope, let's get started.
Try lifting the weight.
(Datura tries to lift the weight, but whatever he does, he fails. Falls exhausted)
Old year(looking at the weight):
Yes, it would be better if the weight turned yellow.
And then, like a goblin, she turned blue.
What to give, I do not even know.
Maybe Petya can tell me?
Peter:
In length, but you can jump from a place.
Just like me, it's not hard at all.
Old year:
Thank you, Petya, good!
Beautifully jumped and easily.
(Spikes raise their hands)
Spikelets burn with desire
Improve this distance.
Well, sisters, your jump.
Let's test the strength of your legs.
Well done! The jump is great!
And jumpers are cute.
(O refers to vices):
And who will show you the jump?
I hope he doesn't die.
(Ryumashka comes out, swaying, and says in a stammering voice):
Wineglass:
Let me risk my health.
I haven't always been like this.
Once cow's milk
Maybe I drank too.
Then I switched to it.
(P renders a bottle. Makes a half-squat, swings his arms back, loses balance, falls, gets up, somehow makes a small jump, goes to his company)
Old year:
Yes, very well done.
And you can see she was very tired.
However, what else can you think of?
So that without falls and without noise.
Aha! There is good fun
She will be to your liking.
(referring to vices):
Hey gop company, let's go!
Get ready to pull the rope.
(referring to Healthy and his friends)
And who will go from you guys
From the other rope?
(Healthy and his friends confer)
Healthy:
I asked my friends
So that I am alone, I have enough strength.
(There is a tug-of-war with varying success. In the end, Healthy wins).
Old year:
And here's another challenge...
(Cigarette and company shout):
Cigarette butt:
No! We are no longer able!
Enough, stop teasing.
We will not compete.
Toxicom:
It hurts me from jumping and running,
The air would be aerosol to me.
Wineglass:
And I would like vodka, wine,
And then, oh, jump. It too.
Datura:
What games? you, in nature,
When the gut desires foolishness.
We entered, but not there.
Time to get lost, bro.
Toxicom:
Yes, we can't get high here,
It's time to tear the claws out of here.
Wineglass:
Of course, here and do not take a sip,
You can stretch your legs.
Cigarette butt:
Let's go there my family
Where Zdoroveyka does not get.
(They walk around the Christmas tree, supporting each other, sing a song to the motive "Roasted Chicken")
fried chicken,
steamed chicken,
We're not chickens, we'll tell you.
We are all serious
Formidable vices
And we have health in half.
Toxic machine!
And I'm Rumashka!
And I'm a Cigarette End, I'm a Datura.
We are always looking for a buzz
We're in trouble without a buzz
Smoke, breathe, pour a glass.
Oh, you get sick.
Ah, you'll be silly.
There is no need to scare us.
And let's get poisoned
But let's pull away
We don't care about health.
(Vices go away).
Old year:
You see, my friend, the New Year,
What I left you.
I gave them last year,
And I didn't fix them.
Year after year, century after century
Vices pass.
Oh, poor, weak man!
They take him out.
I wish you, young friend,
Strengthen a healthy spirit in yourself!
New Year:
I will be from the very first days
Make friends with Health!
Support his friends
Sports help you get stronger
Spiritual, better and smarter!
No vices, I say.
Not on my way with them.
They lead the whole world into darkness
The Devil is proud of them.
Old year:
There are a few hours left
And you change me.
I see you are ready
You are walking across the country.
All! In places, it's time, friends.
Everyone has their own worries.
Here is Petya's family waiting at home
To celebrate the New Year.
Let's join hands
And we'll walk around the Christmas tree.
(They walk around the Christmas tree and sing a song to the motif "Blue Carriage")
Here we say goodbye to the Old Year,
We meet the New Year at the gate.
We meet with new hopes.
We believe he will bring us happiness.
Chorus:
Together and cheerfully we will go along it.
We like to study at school very much,
We go to school to get knowledge.
We dream of becoming famous in the future,
We dream of becoming famous.
Chorus.
Let's all be healthy and strong!
May success follow us.
Let's all be happy and kind!
Happy New Year to all!
Joy, joy, the New Year shines.
From this joy, everything around is brighter.
A staircase descends from the sky for days of the year,
Together and cheerfully we will go along it!
With fun text and minimal props. These can be skits or fairy tales with quick dressing (or no costumes at all), their main feature is that they are easy to organize and arrange at any holiday, and with any composition of guests.
Here are collected the best New Year's fairy tales and sketches - impromptu, the plot of which is connected with this wonderful holiday called New Year .
Some of them with a large number of characters, and some - not, some are designed only for adult company, other New Year's fairy tales and skits can be held in a mixed company and even with children - choose which ones are more suitable for your guests (Fairy tales are written by talented Internet authors - thanks to them for that!)
1. New Year's scene "Chukcha" based on the fable of S. Mikhalkov.
scene moved - watch
2. New Year's scene - impromptu "Herring under a fur coat."
This wonderful new year game is always fun and cheers up everyone: participants and spectators. But it is important to present this game well, a lot depends on the presenter, his artistry and comments (if necessary).
Presenter: A festive table on New Year's Eve... for many, this is the most important thing: strong drinks, fragrant snacks, delicious salads... What do you think is the most popular salad in the New Year? Herring under a fur coat? Wonderful! So let's get it ready.
Gives the participant a chef's hat and an apron. Asks him to invite guests to certain roles. Puts 2 chairs at a distance of 2 meters. Next, the guests sit on chairs on their knees to each other, so that those sitting on one chair look at those sitting on the other chair.
1. At the base of this salad is a herring, it should be large, juicy - invite two juicy men. And the eyes of the herring are large and slightly protruding. I said lightly! OK!
Men sit on chairs facing each other
2. We put on the herring, but rather scatter the onion, cut into rings. Invite two blonde ladies, the beam is white! Girls, we scatter over the herring, we are not shy.
The ladies sit on the laps of the men facing each other.
3. Now we take boiled potatoes, and spread them on top. Again we invite men. Potato, well, why are you so boiled, let's be more active!
4. Let's grease everything with fragrant low-calorie mayonnaise. Let's invite the ladies. Mayonnaise, spread, spread!
The ladies sit down again.
5. And again a vegetable. Carrots this time. Men, we are waiting for you. What a beautiful carrot! All smooth, long, strong! And what a beautiful top!
Men sit in the same way.
6. Mayonnaise again, ladies ahead! We sit down, we smear!
The ladies sit down again.
7. Beets, we are waiting for you! Beets, some of you are not red, and not even burgundy, but we hope delicious!
The men sit down.
8. Decorate our salad with herbs. Parsley and dill put you in the middle. You are a sprig of dill, make us a sprig! And you, parsley, make a twig.
Ladies and Gentlemen! Herring under a fur coat is ready! Bon appetit!
Applause to all participants!
3. Instant New Year's scene: "A movie is being shot!"
Raise your hands, those who dream of becoming an artist, who want to act in films. Now, right here, on the spot, a film will be shot, in which you will be assigned to play the main roles. You see these cameras, you have cards in your hands. The cards indicate which role you have. I will read the script, name the characters who have this role on the card - welcome to the stage! The jury will choose the best artist. So: camera, motor, started!
He reads, calling one participant in the production and forcing them to "enter the image."
So, the artists received cards with the characters of our impromptu performance, which we will shoot on camera. What needs to be done, they learn only on the stage and must immediately perform it.
This is a very fun mobile game. Costumes are not necessary for her, it is enough to prepare 6 cards with words and put 6 chairs in the center of the hall. Each player (6 people) draws a card for himself and sits on one of the chairs. Hearing the name of your character, you need to: say your words, run around six chairs and take your place again. With the words: "Happy New Year!" - everyone stands up and runs around the chairs. It turns out not a scene, but a cheerful "begalka" with words.
Characters and words:
Holiday - "Hurrah"
Santa Claus - “I haven’t drunk with you yet?”
Snow Maiden - "As much as possible!"
Champagne - "Scha, how to hit in the head"
Elka - "I'm on fire"
Gifts - "I'm all yours"
All: Happy New Year!
Text.
Once upon a time there was a little girl and dreamed: when I grow up, I will arrange a big New Year's HOLIDAY, I will decorate a huge Christmas tree, and a real Santa Claus will come to me. And at that time, somewhere in the world, there lived a little boy who dreamed that when he grew up, he would put on a Santa Claus costume, give everyone GIFTS and meet a real SNOW MAIDEN. They grew up and met by chance, and the girl became a SNOW MAIDEN, and the boy FATHER FROST. And soon they began to dream about the New Year's HOLIDAY.
FATHER FROST dreamed of gathering all his friends and drinking them with CHAMPAGNE. In addition, he wanted to shout: "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" kiss with the SNOW MAIDEN. And then came December 31, 20 .... years. They dressed up the Christmas tree. CHAMPAGNE flowed like a river at the HOLIDAY, and the guests gave GIFTS and thought: “This is a HOLIDAY! And FATHER FROST is real, and SNOW MAIDEN is a beauty. And what a wonderful tree! What an excellent CHAMPAGNE!"
The best GIFT for FATHER FROST and SNOW MAIDEN was that the guests shouted: “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
Source: forum.in-ku
5. New Year's Impromptu "Morning January 1st"
Leading: 12 people are invited for this. Their task is to depict with gestures and sounds what we will read. First, let's distribute the roles (roles are distributed).
And now we listen to the text, depict and voice what it says.
Characters:
Dad
Mother
Mirror
Beer
Fridge
Box
Thunder
Rain
Alarm
Child
Grandfather
Messenger.
Text
PAPA got out of bed heavily in the morning. I went, looked in the MIRROR and said: “No, this cannot be!” Then PAPA angrily called MOM and demanded to bring BEER. MOMMA opened the REFRIGERATOR with a bang, took out a BEER and brought it to DAD. DAD drank the BEER and said, “Wow, good!” MOM ran up to DAD, snatched the rest of the BEER from him, drank it and threw away the empty bottle.
At this time, THUNDER rumbled outside and it began to RAIN. The ALARM CLOCK rang, the CHILD woke up and ran up to MOM in fear. The CHILD was shaking with fear. DAD invited the CHILD to look at himself in the MIRROR so that he would stop being afraid. The MIRROR reflected all the horror in the eyes of the CHILD. The ALARM CLOCK rang again and, hobbled out of his room, clucking and wailing, an angry GRANDPA came out. He also wanted a BEER, but the BEER was over, so the GRANDPA hit the REFRIGERATOR hard, shook his fist at DAD, and hugged the frightened CHILD.
The doorbell rang. It was the MESSENGER who came with the crate of BEER. GRANDFATHER hugged and kissed the MESSENGER, quickly took the crate of BEER and limped off to his room. But PAPA and MAMA saw this and merrily ran after him. And only the MIRROR and the CHILD were dissatisfied, since no one offered them a hangover.
(Source: forum.vcomine.com)
6. New Year's scene in retro style"The Girl and the Thief"
Characters:
Author
Girl - (to make it funnier, a young man can also play the role of a girl)
Girl's fur coat - (an employee or employee in a fur coat from a grandmother's chest, a sample of the 60-70s of the 20th century)
Thief (necessarily in a black stocking on his head)
Policeman
Snowflakes
Father Frost
Once upon a frosty winter
New Year's Eve sometimes
Lena went to her house
In a warm fur coat.
(The girl skips, waving her handbag).
Without sadness and anxiety
The girl was walking along the road.
And when I entered the yard,
The thief ran up to the girl.
(A thief with a revolver runs up)
He waved the gun
He ordered to take off his coat.
(The thief is actively gesturing with a revolver)
At this moment and at this very hour!
But it was not there -
Lena thief deftly in the eye
Bang! What was strength!
(The girl demonstrates several tricks).
The thief cried out in pain,
Lena called 02.
(He calls on his mobile. A policeman appears and blows his whistle).
The thief is now in captivity
And the whole head is in bandages.
(The thief, sitting on a chair, holds a grate with his hands in front of his face, and at this time a man in uniform bandages his head).
Dancing outside the window snowflakes
(Snowflakes dance with tinsel)
The thief looks at them with longing,
Licks on the window of ice
Bitter crying all day long.
(The thief sobs, rubs his eyes with his hands)
All swollen already from tears,
And the drooping one walks.
Do not understand that Santa Claus
Don't go to jail!
(Santa Claus shows him a fig).
Lena in a fur coat, like a picture,
Attends parties
Celebrating the New Year
Congratulations to all the people.
(The girl dances incendiary with a bottle of champagne)
Let's say this to the thief today
At the end of our poem
This New Year's Eve:
"STEALING IS NOT GOOD!"
7. Impromptu fairy tale for the New Year "The main Christmas tree in the lights"
New Year's theatre-impromptu. The text is spoken by the presenter, the selected actors say only their own words and perform any funny actions at their discretion.
Actors and lines:
Santa Claus: "Happy New Year! Fuck you!"
Snow Maiden: "And I'm only from the frost, I'm a May rose"
Ice Palace: "Are you stunned? Close the doors!"
Main Christmas Tree: "And I'm so fucking mysterious"
Staff: "Hold on, make no mistake!!!"
Sani-Mercedes: "Oh, pour it, I'll give it a ride!"
Mobile phone: "Master, pick up the phone, the women are calling!"
Curtain: "I am silent, but I do my job!"
(quiet background music playing) "The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree")
Text
THE CURTAIN opens. THE MAIN TREE froze, waiting to be lit? Here appears FATHER FROST on a SLEY-Mercedes. GATHER FROST got down from the MERSEDES SLED and parked them not far from the MAIN FIR-tree. And the MAIN FIR-tree is waiting for decisive action. And at this time, the SNOW MAIDEN appears, in her hands is a STAFF, a MOBILE PHONE hangs around her neck. FATHER FROST joyfully hugs the SNOW MAIDEN, kisses the STAFF and takes the MOBILE PHONE.
And the MAIN Christmas tree feels the approach of the decisive moment. FATHER FROST touches with the STAFF the slender branches of the MAIN FIR-tree. From the magical touches, the YOLKA immediately sparkled with a wonderful light. The SNOW MAIDEN clapped her hands, the SUNNY MERCEDES began to dance, Ded Moroz shouted joyfully, vigorously waving his STAFF, to the loud jubilation of the MOBILE PHONE. THE CURTAIN closes.
8. New Year's fairy tale - impromptu "In the winter forest"
In this one, to enhance the humorous effect, you can give the guest, who will portray Echo, a large bag of sweets into his hands and every time he sounds "carries" - let him go into the hall and distribute them.
Characters:
Snow
Woodpecker
Crow
Bear
Echo
Forest - everyone at the tables (extras)
Breeze
Hares - 2
Robbers - 2
Gorgeous
Handsome
Horse
Bear
Text
Quiet in the winter FOREST. The first SNOW falls softly. The trees in the FOREST sway and creak with their branches. The merry WOODPECKER pecks the mighty OAK with its beak, prepares a hollow for itself. The ECHO rumbles throughout the FOREST. A cold BREED rushes between the trees and tickles the woodpecker's feathers. THE WOODPECKER is shivering from the cold. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and croaks loudly. The ECHO spreads croaks throughout the FOREST. A BEAR wanders sadly through the FOREST, the BEAR has insomnia. SNOW creaks under his paws. ECHO carries the creak throughout the FOREST.
SNOW covered the whole FOREST. The trembling Woodpecker sticks out his long beak from the hollow of the mighty OAK. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and croaks loudly. The ECHO spreads croaks throughout the FOREST. BEAR finally fell asleep. He curled up under a mighty OAK, sucks his paw and smiles in his sleep. TWO FUNNY HARES jump out into the clearing, run, jump, play catch-up.
Suddenly there was a noise. TWO ROBBERS jump out into the clearing screaming and dragging the bound BEAUTY. The ECHO carries the screams throughout the FOREST. THE RABBERS tie BEAUTY to the mighty OAK. BEAUTY screams “Help! Help!". The ECHO spreads screams throughout the FOREST.
At this time, a BEAUTIFUL YOUNG MAN was passing by on his war HORSE. He heard the screams of BEAUTY and galloped to save her. THE BEAUTIFUL shouted: “Surrender, robbers!”, the war HORSE reared up, neighed ferociously, and attacked the ROBBERS. The ECHO sent a ferocious neighing throughout the FOREST. A fight ensued, BEAUTY won. The ROBBERS fled.
The FOREST rustled joyfully, the CROW croaked merrily, the HARES clapped their hands.
BEAUTY freed BEAUTY, knelt down in front of her and confessed his love. He jumped together with BEAUTY on a HORSE and rushed through the FOREST to a brighter future.
9. New Year's impromptu fairy tale "Three Bears".
Characters:
Winter
Snow
Hut
Mikhailo Potapych
Nastasya Potapovna
bear
Father Frost
Chair
Pillow
Trees
A bowl
bushes.
Text
It was a harsh WINTER. SNOW fell and fell. He fell on TREES, on BUSHES, on a hut standing in the forest. And in this hut sat MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA and a little MISHUTKA. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH tested the strength of the newly repaired CHAIR: he got up on it, sat down with all his might, got up again, sat down again, he really liked the CHAIR, he even stroked it. NASTASYA POTAPOVNA admired her reflection in a clean, washed BOWL, holding it all the time in her hand or raising it above her head. MISHUTKA ran around, tossing and catching the PILLOW, sometimes hitting MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, then NASTASYA POTAPOVNA with it, this amused him greatly, and he laughed, holding his stomach.
Everyone was so busy with their own affairs that they even forgot that it was a harsh WINTER outside, SNOW was falling, so much so that TREES and SHRUBS bent to the ground. So, the SNOW kept falling and falling, soon all the TREES lay on the BUSHES, sprinkled with SNOW. Suddenly the hut shook under the weight of the SNOW that had fallen on it. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH ran out of there with huge eyes with his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA put her favorite BOWL on her head and MISHUTKA carried her favorite PILLOW in her hands, tossing it up in her hands. And then, because of the blockage of TREES and BUSHES, FATHER FROST came out, he was dumbfounded by what was happening, and bears should sleep in winter.
And WINTER is standing, it is getting more and more severe, SNOW continues to fall on everything that stands in the forest, on a blockage of TREES and BUSHES, on our BEARS, who stood up, hugging each other, holding their favorite things: a CHAIR, a BOWL and a PILLOW.
Then Santa Claus thought why, after all, BEARS do not sleep? While Ded Moroz was thinking, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH wiped his CHAIR and invited Ded Moroz to sit down. Having washed her face with tears and looked at her favorite BOWL for the last time, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA handed it to FATHER FROST. And MISHUTKA, seeing that parents are not sorry to part with their favorite things, also stroked his favorite PILLOW and put it on a CHAIR, FATHER FROST sat on the PILLOW.
All the BEARS took turns telling poems about winter, FATHER FROST got emotional and decided to give the BEARS a gift, he waved his hand and the following happened ...... As before, it was a harsh WINTER, SNOW continued to fall on TREES and BUSHES, the hut, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH slept sweetly there on his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA in an embrace with his BOWL, and MISHUTKA sucked his thumb in his sleep, lying on his favorite PILLOW. And FATHER FROST walked around the hut and sang a lullaby to them.
10. Impromptu "New Year's Tale".
Characters:
Snowflakes
Snow Maiden
Koschey
Stump
Oak
Baba Yaga
Hut
Father Frost
Text
I'm walking through the forest. SNOWFLAKES flutter, fall to the ground. I look, the SNOW MAIDEN walks, catches and examines the SNOWFLAKES. And behind her, KOSHCHEY sneaks on her heels. The SNOW MAIDEN is tired, she looks - the STUMP is standing, all strewn with SNOWFLAKES.
The SNOW MAIDEN shook them off the STUMP and sat down. And then Koschei grew bolder and came closer. “Come on, he says, SNOW MAIDEN, be friends with you!” The SNOW MAIDEN got angry, jumped up, clapped her hand on the HEMP, and clapped on the SNOWFLAKES with her top leg. "Do not happen to this, insidious KOSHCHEY!". And she went on. KOSHCHEI was so offended that he sat down on PENEK, took out a knife, and began to cut out a bad word on PENEK. And SNOWFLAKES fall on him and fall. The SNOW MAIDEN came out into the clearing and realized that she was lost. Looks, OAK stands young. A SNOW MAIDEN came up to him, hugged him by the trunk and said in a plaintive voice: “The evil KOSHCHEY scared me, they covered the path of the SNOWFLAKES, I don’t know where to go now.” I decided to stay with OAK.
Then BABA YAGA rushed in, looking, OAK, and under him SNOW MAIDEN. She tore the SNOW MAIDEN from the OAK, put her on a broom behind her and flew off. The wind whistles in my ears, SNOWFLAKES follow them in a whirlwind. They flew to Babkin's hut, and she stands in front of the forest, and behind her back to BABA-YAGA. BABA YAGA and says: "Well, hut, turn to me in front, and back to the forest." And the hut answered something like that…. Ah, thanks for the tip. So she said. But then she turned around, as ordered. BABA YAGA put a SNOW MAIDEN in it, and closed it with seven locks. She stole, then, the SNOW MAIDEN.
We need to release the SNOW MAIDEN. Well, Santa Claus and all sympathizers, let's redeem the SNOW MAIDEN from Baba Yaga (guests redeem either for champagne or showing their talents).
The fairy tale "How Baba Yaga wanted to become a Snow Maiden" (New Year's fairy tale script for elementary school: for children 5-8 years old)…
The children enter the hall cheerful music, start a round dance around the elegant Christmas tree "Little Christmas Tree", then read poems about new year holiday take turns and take their seats. presenter:
Here again we have gathered with you in an elegant hall to celebrate the New Year cheerfully. Wonders and adventures await us. Are you ready for them guys?
Children answer:
Presenter:
Do you hear the music? Someone is in a hurry to join us for the holiday.
The music of "Wild Guitars" from the movie " New Year's adventures Masha and Viti. Baba Yaga appears, the old Leshy and the terrible Kikimora (adults in costumes), Leshy and Kikimora sit under the tree, Baba Yaga walks in front of them. Goblin yawns and slowly falls asleep, Kikimora pulls out frogs from one or another pocket.
Baba Yaga:
So, let's start our villainous meeting. Everything is in place? Kikimora?
Kikimora:
Here I am! Baba Yaga (to Leshem): Is Leshy here?
Leshy snores.
Baba Yaga:
Kikimora pushes Leshy in the side, he wakes up.
Goblin:
As? Who called me?
Baba Yaga:
Well, finally woke up, old stump! No time to sleep, Goblin! Kikimora, don't get distracted! Soon, very soon, the New Year will come, and we have nothing ready for the holiday: not a single dirty trick, not a single nasty thing. Your suggestions?
Kikimora:
Well, you can call Kashchei to visit and have fun in your hut on chicken legs ... I will cook rich soup from frogs on marsh water.
Goblin:
And I will bring a rotten stump from the forest - we will have a delicious cake. Let's bite, let's rejoice!
Baba Yaga:
What are you? I do not agree to celebrate the New Year like that! We need to come up with something more interesting! Let's go to the children for a holiday: they have games, dances, songs there, and most importantly - they distribute gifts to everyone. Let's eat sweets and chocolates!
Goblin:
Who will take us there? We are so... scary...
Kikimora:
Yes, and I don’t have a decent outfit ... Some seaweed rags ...
Baba Yaga:
Oh you! You have no fantasy! I have already thought of everything: we will change clothes and get into the children's party without any problems.
Goblin:
Well, you are cunning, Granny Yagusya!
Kikimora:
Cunning, but not really! And Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden will recognize us, but they will drive us out of the holiday.
Baba Yaga:
And we will trick the Snow Maiden into the forest, and we will lock her in my hut. And Santa Claus is already so old that he won’t notice anything.
The evil spirits stand in a tight circle and whisper among themselves. Then, everyone hides behind the Christmas tree and calls the Snow Maiden. She comes to the call, Baba Yaga, Kikimora and Goblin pounce on her, put a bag over her head and take her out of the hall.
Presenter:
Oh, did you guys see what happened? What are we to do now? How to celebrate the New Year without the Snow Maiden? We'll have to rescue her! Let's call Santa Claus for help!
Children call the long-awaited Santa Claus, who comes out to them to the music.
Santa Claus (addressing the audience):
Hello my dear friends!
A year has gone by,
I came to you for the holiday.
Get up in the circle,
Sing a song together!
Children perform any familiar New Year's song. At the end of the round dance, Baba Yaga appears in the hall, dressed as a Snow Maiden, and Leshy with Kikimora dressed as a Snowflake.
Father Frost:
So my beloved granddaughter came, but she brought her girlfriends with her. Hello, Snow Maiden!
Hello Grandpa! I am your granddaughter - Snow Maiden! Came for a gift to you!
Father Frost:
How is it for a gift? You help me in everything, you dance and play with the children! Have fun guys, tell a New Year's rhyme!
Baba Yaga:
A poem? Ah... Hmm-mmm... Now, I remember... In! The New Year is coming - He will bring joy to us: Toadstools, frogs, And old toys!
Father Frost:
Hmm, some strange verses! Yes, and you do not look like my Snow Maiden!
Baba Yaga:
What are you, Grandpa, talking nonsense? I am the real Snow Maiden! Look how smart and intelligent and beautiful!
Father Frost:
Smart, you say? And guess, my granddaughter, my riddles!
Santa Claus begins to guess New Year's riddles (about the Christmas tree, winter, holiday), Baba Yaga cannot guess a single one, asks Leshy and Kikimora for help, but they also do not know the answers. Children guess riddles correctly.
Father Frost:
Something unusual is happening with the Snow Maiden! She has changed a lot!
Presenter:
Father Frost! This is not the Snow Maiden, this is Baba Yaga in disguise, and her friends - Goblin with Kikimora. Check them out again!
Baba Yaga, Goblin, Kikimora (vying):
Yes, she's lying! This is a real Snow Maiden, and we are Snowflakes-girlfriends!
Father Frost:
It's easy to check! My granddaughter can dance beautifully. Here the magic music will play now, and you dance - let's see how you can do it.
Music begins to play (any waltz), evil spirits dance at random, during the dance, outfits from evil spirits fall off, and it becomes clear who they really are.
Father Frost:
Here comes the truth! Baba Yaga, Leshy and Kikimora are old friends! What are you thinking again? Where is my granddaughter?
Children tell Santa Claus what happened to the Snow Maiden.
Santa Claus (angrily):
Oh you evil spirit! Quickly return the Snow Maiden, otherwise you will not get well!
Baba Yaga:
Here's another! We want a holiday too!
Kikimora:
Yes, the Snow Maiden has a beautiful, fashionable dress. She will teach me how to be a fashionista!
Goblin:
And I will sing funny songs and tell tales. We won't give you the girl!
Father Frost:
And if our children cheer you up, will you return your granddaughter?
Evil spirits:
Well, we'll think... It's unlikely that this baby will be able to cheer us up!
Presenter:
Our guys are very good at it. For example, a cheerful song can be sung.
Children sing the song "What is the New Year." During the song, Baba Yaga, Leshy and Kikimora sing along and smile, but after the song they again make gloomy faces.
Kikimora:
Well, so-so song ... Goblin: Yeah, boring ...
Baba Yaga:
Maybe they can dance better?
Father Frost:
Guys, come out, start a fun dance! Children dance the New Year's polka in pairs. During the dance, evil spirits dance, but at the end they frown again.
Presenter:
Again, they did not like anything: look how they frowned. We need to cheer them up in a different way - with fun games!
The games "Running in bags", "Decorate the Christmas tree with your eyes closed", "Snowballs" are held. Baba Yaga with Leshy and Kikimora are having fun and laughing.
Father Frost:
Here you have fun! And the poor Snow Maiden sits alone in the hut. Get her back immediately!
Baba Yaga:
Okay, okay, don't grumble, Grandpa! Hey, Kikimora and Goblin, bring our captive!
Kikimora and Goblin leave the hall and bring the Snow Maiden.
Father Frost:
Here she is, my beauty! How are you, granddaughter?
Snow Maiden:
Hello dear Santa Claus! Hello dear guys! It was bad and boring for me in a dark hut. But now I'm with you, and I'm not afraid of anything! It's time to celebrate the New Year! Let's have fun!
Father Frost:
And what should we do with your offenders - Baba Yaga, Kikimora and Leshim? Punish them or forgive them?
Snow Maiden:
New Year is a good holiday. It's good that all the misfortunes are over. Let's forgive them and leave them on holiday!
Father Frost:
Okay granddaughter! So be it: stay with us, but no more dirty tricks!
Evil spirits promises not to do anything bad again. Children lead a round dance, read poems to Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, sing and play. During the general fun, Baba Yaga persuades Leshy and Kikimora to slowly carry away the bag with gifts. They take it and begin to pull towards the door. The Snow Maiden notices this.
Snow Maiden:
And where did you carry the bag with gifts?
The evil spirits are embarrassed and return the bag to the Christmas tree.
Father Frost:
That's because you are harmful! They wanted to leave children without gifts! You didn't succeed!
Baba Yaga and others:
Yes, we wanted to joke ... Here, they returned every single gift!
Father Frost:
Well, that's wonderful! It's time to give gifts to my beloved children and say goodbye.
Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden distribute gifts to children, then everyone says goodbye and leaves ....
The tradition of holding matinees in kindergartens and schools on the eve of the New Year in our country was formed at the beginning of the last century. And since then, kindergarteners and students of primary and secondary schools annually come up with a script and rehearse interesting, funny and modern New Year's skits. Now, on the eve of matinees and winter holidays, teachers and educators are looking for scenes for the New Year 2019 for elementary school and high school students that both the children themselves and the guests of the holiday would like. And with the greatest joy, children and adolescents learn modern scenes with jokes and comic congratulations, as well as short KVN performances and mini skits about the New Year. Our site contains scripts and videos of the funniest New Year's scenes for elementary school students, grades 5-7, high school students and for children before school age which are sure to please modern kids and teenagers.
- Funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for elementary school
- Funny and modern scenes for high school students for the New Year 2018
- Sketches for the New Year 2018 - funny and modern for grades 5-7 of the school
- Funny and modern scenes for the New Year for children
- Funny short New Year's sketches for schoolchildren
Comic and funny modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for elementary school
Pupils in grades 1-4, unlike teenagers, sincerely believe in Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, so they prepare with all diligence for the New Year and enthusiastically learn New Year's songs, poems and funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for elementary school. And since modern children watch a lot of films and cartoons, their imagination in preparation for the festive event is almost limitless.
In order to interest children and make them want to participate in skits and theatrical performances dedicated to the New Year, it is important for teachers to draw up interesting scenario holiday. This scenario is best to include active games and creative contests, modern scenes based on cartoons and films, and of course, a lot of presents from Santa Claus.
Modern funny scene "Battle of the Titans" for children 7-11 years old
Children of primary school age have a lot of energy and talents, which they will gladly demonstrate to teachers, classmates and parents. And the New Year's scene "Battle of the Titans", in which 8-13 children can take part, will give the kids the opportunity to fully reveal their talents and have fun at the festive matinee.
Characters: 2 grandfathers (Frost and Heat), Snow Gingerbread Man, Snow Maiden, Snake, Fireman, children (from 2 to 5 people).
Action one.
On the stage - scenery imitating snowdrifts. Children and the Snow Gingerbread Man appear. They bring a small Christmas tree, decorate it.
Snow Gingerbread Man: - Well, the Christmas tree is ready, Santa Claus will come soon with gifts.
Masha: - It's good that there is a New Year! It’s so beautiful around: snowflakes, fluffy snowdrifts… holiday, gifts…
Petya: - And in hot countries, we were told at school, there is no snow at all!
Masha: - How do they, poor things, live there? Without snow, Christmas trees, Santa Claus?
Snow Gingerbread Man: - I heard they have the main Grandfather Zhara there.
Ded Moroz and Snegurochka appear and bring a globe.
Santa Claus: - Children, I heard your conversation. I'll tell you a secret: we have an agreement with Grandfather Zhara. His possessions are on the equator, mine are here. He has cacti, I have trees. We do not interfere in each other's affairs! Look!
He takes out a bag of snow (it can be confetti), carefully sprinkles snow on the globe, bypassing the equator.
- This is my magic snow, but I sprinkle it only on my possessions. Snow Maiden, hold the globe, it's time for me to go for gifts.
Santa Claus is leaving. The Snow Maiden and the children look thoughtfully at the globe.
Masha: Have the children who live at the equator ever seen snow?
Petya: - No, of course, there is only sand!
Snow Maiden: - And let's make them a New Year's gift - a snow surprise.
Children: - Great! Here they will rejoice!
The Snow Maiden takes magical snow and sprinkles it on the equator.
After that, everyone leaves.
Action two.
There are cacti on the stage, decorations imitating sand lie. There is a snake on the sand.
Suddenly it starts to snow. The snake screams:
- What's going on here? What is this powder?
Grandfather Heat enters: - It's snow! So I thought he would break the treaty! Well, Santa Claus, beware, now you will melt with me!
Together with the Snake, they take cacti and hit the road.
Action three.
There is a tree and snowdrifts on the stage again. Children play in the snow. Suddenly, Grandfather Heat and the Snake appear. They remove the Christmas tree, arrange cacti around the stage. Snowdrifts disappear (melt).
Snowball: What's going on? Why is it so hot? I'm growing up now!
Children loudly call Santa Claus. He comes, sees Grandfather Zhara:
Colleague, are you here? What fates? Has it overheated?
Grandfather Zhara: - You violated the contract. Why do I have snow at the equator now?
Santa Claus: - You definitely overheated. There can be no snow at the equator, every schoolchild knows this. Really, kids?
The children are silent, looking at the floor.
Snow Maiden: - Grandpa, I'm sorry, it's my fault, you left the globe and magic snow ... We wanted to surprise the children at the equator ...
Grandfather Heat: - And you succeeded! All right, enough talk. The agreement is no longer valid. Now here are my possessions. Children, take off your boots, it will be hot here soon.
Santa Claus: Forgive us, colleague. My granddaughter, young, inexperienced, has done things. And the kids are not to blame, out of the kindness of their hearts they wanted to surprise your children.
Grandfather Zhara: - And they surprised me. I even started to sneeze cacti, caught a cold. No, dear, I can not forgive this!
He gives a sign to the Snake, she grabs Santa Claus, the Snow Maiden, ties them with a rope.
The snow bun hides in fear behind the backs of the children.
Masha: We must do something!
Petya: - They can melt! The heat is dangerous for them!
Snowball: - I have something in stock. Secret weapon.
Runs away.
Children: What have we done? Everything is lost. No Santa Claus, no New Year, no gifts, just cacti...
The Snow Gingerbread Man returns, with him goes the Fireman in a helmet and in large mittens.
— What happened? Is there a fire here?
Snowball: - Worse! We now have heat and cacti. Grandfather Zhara captured us.
The fireman comes up to Grandfather Heat, grabs him with his mittens: - Well, hello! You and I agreed that we would not interfere in your affairs, and you in ours. Do you remember at the last fire you promised me this? Why are you breaking the contract?
Grandfather Heat: - It's just a New Year's joke! Just don't spray me with a hose, please! I will release your Santa Claus!
Unties the prisoners.
Firefighter: - Now you understand that promises must be kept? That is great! And now - stop quarreling in the New Year! Reconcile immediately.
Grandfather Heat: - Everything, the world. Just don't hug. I'll catch a cold.
Santa Claus: - And I will melt.
Fireman: - Then we celebrate!
Cheerful New Year's music is turned on, everyone is dancing.
A very interesting and funny scene for the New Year for children in grades 1-2 - video
In the video below, you can watch an interesting scene prepared by the children of one of the Russian schools. In this skit, some fairy-tale characters were played by high school students, who took on the role of leaders. However, both primary school teachers and the kids themselves can cope with these roles.
Cool, funny modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for high school students
High school students are often reluctant to take part in the preparation of school New Year's events, as traditional matinees seem boring and out of date to them. But it is very easy to change the attitude of teenagers to the school holiday - just invite them to play funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for high school students with actual jokes and jokes.
It would also be a great idea to arrange a New Year's Eve in the style of a humorous show or KVN, where students can laugh a lot themselves and make the guests of the event laugh. Moreover, part of the jokes and numbers can be found by the teacher, and part can be prepared by the high school students themselves. After all, perhaps one of the guys has a real talent for writing jokes and humorous scenes, and at the New Year's holiday everyone will see the first performance of the future Stand Up star.
New Year's skits for KVN on a festive evening - video
There are a lot of ideas for cool New Year's scenes, the humor of which will be understandable to modern high school students. And in the video below you can see the brightest and interesting ideas scenes for the New Year's Eve in the KVN format.
Scenario of a cool scene for the New Year for high school students
New Russian grandmothers, Matryona and Flower are recognizable characters in our country. Therefore, the images of these heroines can be used to stage a New Year's skit at a festive event in high school. Teenagers will surely like funny scenes with congratulations and modern jokes, and they will be happy to take part in the performance. And here we will provide an exemplary script for a scene for the New Year 2019 for high school students about new Russian grandmothers.
(Grandmothers come, immediately go to the Christmas tree. Matryona in the costume of a Snowflake, Flower - Squirrel.)
Matryona: Well, you see, Little Flower, the Christmas tree is real, and you - deceived, deceived ...
Flower: Yeah! .. She is the most, just like in childhood, wow! I'm just worried about everything - the rhyme flies out of my head, and without a rhyme Santa Claus will not give a gift! .. (sobs)
Matryona: Come on, don't worry, Grandfather Frost will give you a discount on your sclerosis!
Flower: Yeah ... if only they would have made a discount on it in stores, or at least in pharmacies! ..
Matryona: Oh, dreaming! So, and we already have a discount, minus 30% of the pension, have you forgotten?
Flower: Well, yes, well, yes ... (examining Matryona) And you, Matryon, what kind of New Year's costume is this?
Matryona: Well, don't you see? (proudly) Snowflake!
Flower: Yeah... Oh, I don't know... You're too old, in my opinion, for a snowflake, well, if only a snowwoman...
Matryona: You are a grandmother! Yes, look at yourself! Here you are - who?
Flower: (embarrassed) Squirrel...
Matryona: I would tell you what a squirrel, but there will be tears - Santa Claus will have all his boots soaked!
Flower: (crying)
Matryona: All right, everything, calm down! (stroking her)
Flower: Listen, Matryon ... (embarrassed)
Matryona: Well, let's talk already, she was embarrassed, how red the girl is!
Flower: Matryon, tell me, do you believe in Santa Claus?
Matryona: As a child, I really believed! When I was young, I had some doubts, but now I believe again!
Matryona: (with irony) Of course! Only a miracle can now change our lives for the better! Well, where is Santa Claus, to whom to tell poems? Until my memory faded!
flower : Come on, get out, let's tell everyone!
Together: Happy New Year!
We wish you all good health!
May this New Year
Bring good luck to everyone!
Sketches for the New Year 2019 for grades 5-7 of the school - funny and modern ideas
Sketches for the New Year 2019 for grades 5-7 of the school can be funny and modern, fabulous and comic, in the form of a short dialogue or a theatrical performance, with jokes and serious ones. Children of middle school age are happy to participate in amateur performances, and often even argue among themselves for the best roles in artistic performances at matinees.
In order for each student to be able to demonstrate their talents, it is necessary to select such funny and modern scenes for the scenario of the New Year's party, in which many students participate. And of course, the teacher should give the children the opportunity to choose their own role in the New Year's scene, and, if desired, supplement its plot with a funny joke or a beautiful congratulation.
Video with funny and original New Year's scenes for high school students
Get interesting and original ideas modern scenes for the New Year for students in grades 5-7 of the school can be found in the videos below. These videos were filmed in conventional Russian schools, which means that middle school students of any school will be able to organize and stage an artistic performance no less talentedly and with humor than in the video.
Funny and modern scenes for the New Year for children based on fairy tales
Whatever is fashionable this year, Russians folk tales remain relevant at all times. Therefore, funny and modern scenes for the New Year for children cannot be imagined without famous fairy-tale characters - Baba Yaga, Kolobok, Wolf, Bunny, Three Pigs. Moreover, the children themselves are very fond of imagining themselves as heroes of fairy tales and are happy to prepare costumes, learn their roles and take part in staging such scenes.
Very funny scene of Baba Yaga for children
Baba Yaga is one of the most famous characters in children's fairy tales, and modern children are not afraid of a grandmother living in a hut, but laugh at her. And some girls New Year's party at school or kindergarten, they dress up not as princesses or snowflakes, but as grandmothers Ezhkas. Therefore, the scene of Baba Yaga for children, the script of which is given below, will be relevant on any children's holiday dedicated to the New Year.
(Baba Yaga comes out)
Did you recognize Grandma Yozhka?
Why didn't they call me?
Well, tea is also a person,
Even though I'm already a century old.
And even though I'm old, I know
I'm such an entertainer.
I compose for you now
Amazing story.
you help a little
Nice to ask!
(Children in chorus ask Baba Yaga to tell a fairy tale)
... That's it, the fairy tale is ready ...
(Reads a story)
Here the story ends
Now let's dance.
Don't be lazy, don't sit
Break up your bones.
Don't sit still.
Tea is not two hundred for you!
I have something for you.
Here I beg you, lottery.
Pull the ticket first
Is there a gain or not?
Don't look far.
Tea I'm good Yaga!
(A win-win lottery is held - each child pulls out some sweetness from Santa Claus's bag)
It's fun with you, funny,
But we need to say goodbye quickly.
Don't be angry when
I love you dearly!
Kiss, smack, smack over the shoulder!
Scene for children for the New Year "Three Little Pigs" - video
Another interesting and funny scene based on fairy tales new way for children - the scene "Three Little Pigs". This scene can be played both at a matinee in a kindergarten or school, and at a home celebration of the New Year.
New Year's sketches for schoolchildren - funny and short creative numbers
Many schoolchildren want to prepare their own skits and artistic numbers for New Year's Eve party. And as a rule, children prepare such numbers together or three together - together with their best friends. For such cases, short and funny New Year's skits for schoolchildren for a company of 3 people will come in handy. Scenarios of such short scenes are listed below.
Scene "Tested way"
Daughter: - Mom, do you think dad will give you a fur coat for the New Year?
Mom: Probably not. It is very expensive.
Son: - Have you tried lying on the floor, yelling and kicking? I checked it works!
Scene "Things must be planned in advance"
The snail slowly crawls along the tree, on the way it meets a worm.
Worm: - Happy New Year, snail! Where are you heading?
Snail: - I’m crawling for berries, otherwise I didn’t have time last time, they ate everything before me.
Worm: - What berries? Winter, New Year! They will only be in the summer.
Snail: - And now I'm smart, I left in advance! I'll definitely make it by summer!
Scene "Excellent teacher"
Child: - Yeshkin cat!
Mom: Son! Who taught you such a bad word?
Child: Santa Claus! I heard him say this when he tripped over a bicycle in my room at night.
Sketches for the New Year - an opportunity for children to show their imagination and demonstrate their talents
Funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for children, rehearsed under the guidance of their beloved teacher, is a great opportunity for schoolchildren to demonstrate their talents and acting inclinations to classmates, teachers and parents. Short and funny New Year's skits will be easy to learn and play for elementary school students, and scripts are suitable for high school students cool scenes with up-to-date humour. The main thing for teachers is to give children the opportunity to choose interesting scenes and roles themselves, and also to allow them to show their imagination when creating a festive image, because already for grades 5-7 of the school this task will not be difficult, but on the contrary, will allow children to feel like adults and open up in the talent of an artist.
