06.03.2020

Short sketches for the new year. Holiday script for the new year for adults for the year of the dog


Birthday ditties

I go out to dance in a circle,
Be with me, dear friend!
Your birthday
Congratulations to the whole family!
Everyone wants a lot of happiness
And full health!
Always be happy in life
I like mess!
Have fun honest people
Birthday is coming!
Let them bring you gifts
The holiday will be very bright!

Folk ditties for birthday

I sing ditties now
I want a birthday.

1
me for your birthday
I'll give you three roses.
May your eyes of happiness
Glow like stars

2
We all came from mountains
And cool berezhka.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

3
Be beautiful, be healthy
Eat pasta.
Be fearless and cool
Like Sylvester Stallone!

4
I'm sitting on a log
I look at the sun.
And you, my friend, I wish
On the sea beach lying.

5
I fell on the porch
Sprained foot.
Let you not pass
Black cat road.

6
There's a picture on the wall
The picture shows a sailboat.
May you need less
There will be a syringe and a thermometer.

7
I go out to dance in a circle.
Move aside, dear friend!
I wish you a birthday
One hundred friends and one hundred girlfriends.

8
Water flows from the well
Bubbling, foaming.
Let a friend from you
Will not go anywhere.

9
I'll add Dirol in the morning
In sauce, tea and mayonnaise.
Let them be afraid of you now
This same caries.

10
On the sofa lay
The blanket is wadded.
Let you have dreams
The most pleasant.

11
A star fell from the sky
Hanging on the bushes.
Let your face not be
Like cabbage, sour.

12
In the field - wind, lights,
Far roads.
Don't get hurt
Miscellaneous concerns.

13
Galoshes float on the river
Four in a row.
May you have all the horoscopes
They promise only joy.

14
I will pick wormwood in the garden,
I will tie her in sheaves.
To not get you
Cockroaches and bedbugs.

15
I want to congratulate you
And pat on the back.
Let them give you gifts
Just like Yakubovich.

Ditty for birthday

Birthday - mood
And don't be sad.
Be cheerful and happy
Long, long you live.

***
On your birthday we wish
For everything to come true.
Enough strength to work
Left for love.

***
What a nice birthday
Receive congratulations.
And in the circle of friends and relatives
Feel free to celebrate.

***
We all glow with happiness
It's your birthday!
We congratulate you
We give you all the best!
Here are flowers and here are sweets,
Isn't that nice!?
And we also give a holiday,
Have fun not in vain!
Be happy and healthy
Never be harsh!
May life be successful
If so, always hold on!

***
Happy birthday dear friend
Happiness and health!
I will visit you
So get ready!

***
Birthday boy, birthday boy
Why so handsome!?
Dressed up for my birthday
It's like I've just been born!

***
Oh what a wonderful day
I'm not too lazy to drink!
We celebrate birthday
And we promise gifts!
The birthday boy woke up
I quickly looked back!
And gifts - not a damn thing,
Here are the things!

Ditties for Mom's Birthday

Congratulations to our mom
She doesn't need advertising!
Our mom is good
And her soul is good!
Mom knows a lot
And her food is delicious!
He does not spare his strength,
And help me always!
Mom, dear mom,
Happy birthday!
Let everything be fine
The house is full of happiness!

Chastushka on Aunt's Birthday

Ditties for a woman's anniversary, ditties for a man's anniversary, ditties for a colleague's anniversary. Anniversary ditties for every taste! Cool ditties for the anniversary.

ANNIVERSARY PARTS FOR THE HOLIDAY

Ditties for the anniversary of 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, 65, 70, 75, 80 years

Who is closest to the bottle?
Pour on the birthday girl (ku)!
We drink to your health,
And you drink to your friends!

Acacia smoke in the alleys
Inspired by novelty...
Well, when seventeen,
It's good when it's spring!

Behind the gate of leaves is silk,
There was fog and rain!
It's good when we're thirty
Autumn is good too.

Outside the window, the blizzard is angry
And a mess of snowflakes.
Well, when you are forty,
Well - when winter.

We want you, Vanyusha,
Wish on your birthday
To have a lot of money
And so that you can dance.

We wish you a birthday
So that fate does not bypass
Donated a lot of money
And gave you a wife!

Anniversary booklets
I'll wrap it with foil -
Each has a dozen portraits
My little one.

San Sanych has a feast -
It hit fifty.
Even though he's bald and skinny,
Likes to hang out with girls.

me for your birthday
I'll give you three roses.
May your eyes of happiness
They glow like stars.

Steamboats, steamboats.

Oh you steamboats.

Let them go back now

Girlfriend, your years.

Anniversary worries

You tired me!

I'm going on maternity leave

For the next three days!

Oh, one more time
We knock out the cork
Overturn our Anniversary
Yes, a full stack!

Stretch the fur, harmonica,
Oh, play, play!
Lyubasha has a birthday
Drink, don't talk!

Half a century has passed
Fifty years since
How I fell in love, how I got married
How I live with you alone.

We all came from mountains
And cool berezhka.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

Cool ditties for the anniversary

Walked along the forest side
Anniversary ran after me:
Spit on his baldness
And sent to the devil!

Forty years - what a date
Only lived half a life.
We want to live richly
To want and be able to.

I'm sitting on a log
I look at the sun.
And you, my friend, I wish
On the sea beach lying.

We don't want you money
Earn them yourself
After all, not in money, Vasya, happiness,
The main thing is that the house stands.

Comic ditties for the anniversary

And Lyubasha is cheerful,
And beautiful and slim
Invite people here
To celebrate an anniversary!

We all congratulate you
And we wish, as always,
Happiness, joy, good luck
And live to be a hundred years old.

How old was she -
It's not a secret at all!
She will always be twenty years old,
Even at eighty!

A tank is driving through the village,

The gun is exposed.

It's a pity that our anniversaries

They do it once every five years!

I applied to the State Duma

With one suggestion:

To make your anniversary

All-Russian weekend!

The Volga river is deep

Beats the waves of the shore.

Anniversary Yasnooka,

You are very dear to us!

Funny ditties for the anniversary

Hello dear guests,
A feast awaits you all,
Eat, drink as much as you like
For my health.

There are many anniversaries today
Anniversaries too,
But we congratulate
Who is dearer to all of us.

I want to congratulate you
And pat on the back.
Let them give you gifts
Just like Yakubovich.

Birthday is a holiday of childhood,
Even if you're fifty.
We will give a rattle
You will play it.

I wish everyone a cutie
And you are a fashion model.
If the key is forgotten at home,
That will crawl through the gap under the door.

The sun is shining outside the window
And the birds are flying.
For the ladies present
Let's drink a glass of wine!

Kuma announced to godfather:
We are now relatives,
Come whenever you want
Stay with me.

Doctor pulled out of the kidneys
The stones are fenced.
Have you got stones
Only precious ones.

We sat in the evening
They had fun with beer.
Here are our birthdays
All year round managed.

Do not swear and do not bark
On our anniversary
We will pour you moonshine -
It will become more fun.

For the fiftieth

The songs sound good.

Come back in a year

Forty-nine to celebrate.

On your birthday we wish
For everything to come true.
Enough strength to work
Left for love.

Brought for an anniversary
Congratulations from friends
Get gifts -
Pour in a cup!

Be happy, safe
And live a long life
Our beloved, our dear,
The best person!

congratulations
I publicize:
Wish I want love
Well, and sex, in particular!

So that you do not go on foot -
I'll give you a car!
You will ride the Oka.
Guess which hand?

I ate and drank
Almost gave birth!
I will eat and drink more
To redeem a gift.

Birthday girl with us
A brisk caliber.
Let her go to Miss Universe
The first "bowl" will be chosen.

We all congratulate you
And we wish, as always,
Happiness, joy, good luck
And live to be a hundred years old.

Anniversary on his birthday
We send a warm hello.
Love - the sea, happiness, money
And health for a hundred years.

So what, fifty?
So what about grandma?
All the same for us - girl
And for the husband - okay.

We all came from mountains
And cool berezhka.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

We were in a hurry to congratulate
Happy birthday friend
So they drank all the gifts,
We ask for forgiveness!

Birthday, let's face it
The holiday is wonderful
Therefore, we give ditties
We are working hard for you!

So that you smile sweetly
All sparkled with joy
So that your dreams come true
Life seemed sweet!

I have a good reason
Sing ditties and dance.
Congratulations, mother-in-law
You have a good son-in-law!

We don't want you money
Earn them yourself
After all, not in money, Vasya, happiness,
The main thing is that the house stands.

What is Anniversary!?
It's a very cool day!
You can eat and you can drink
You can talk a lot!
Your anniversary is so good
Brought a lot of joy!
We wish you health
And we dream of hugging you!

There is wine on the table
Whole bottle
Happy birthday congratulations
We are (name) dear!

The ship sails along the Volga,
A motorboat on the Ob.
Happy birthday
And we wish you love!

me for your birthday
I'll give you three roses.
May your eyes of happiness
They glow like stars.

It's 55
We can safely congratulate!
So let's eat now
Let's drink to health!
Let luck enter the house
Money is raining down!
On your beautiful anniversary
Give us a drink soon!

We wish you a birthday
The bag is huge
So that he was full of rubles
A trifle, but nice!

Forty years - what a date
Only lived half a life.
We want to live richly
To want and be able to.

To walk down the street
We must take boots.
May you be forever young
Your legs will be

Happy Anniversary
Our anniversary,
We wish you happiness, joy
Don't ask about anything else.

Candles are burning on the cake
nth quantity,
Don't count how many years
Our Majesty!

I will pick wormwood in the garden,
I will tie her in sheaves.
To not get you
Cockroaches and bedbugs.

Doctor pulled out of the kidneys
The stones are huge.
Have you got stones
Only precious ones.

Tractor eats solarium
Boeing loves kerosene
Allow me to congratulate you
Happy wonderful birthday!

Make lips a bow
Make eyebrows a house
On your birthday you will be
The cutest gnome!

It's 65
I came to congratulate!
You let me kiss
And please now!
65 is not age
This is completely nonsense!
You just go through life
Always be happy with everything!
I will hug a man
I whisper congratulations!
This is necessary at 65,
It's so beautiful to shine!
I sincerely wish you
Much happiness and goodness!
I accept in gratitude
Kiss from you!


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