13.08.2020

An interesting modern New Year's scenario for children. The best New Year's fairy tales and skits - impromptu


Characters:

Doggy Toshka
Cockerel Stepan
Swamp swell
Lokhudra forest
Father Frost
Snow Maiden

Children stand in a round dance. There are lights on the tree. Solemn music sounds, voice-over.

GZK: Attention! Attention!
Is brought to the attention
Everyone who came early
And those who are late
What's in a few minutes
(Minutes go by fast)
We start the show
Surprise to all viewers!
Hurry to us, hurry everyone
For the New Year's holiday!
We will start the show
For you, friends, today.
Let's tell the truth, as it is
Or how it should happen.
Hurry everyone - there is a possibility
You will find yourself in a fairy tale!

The song "In the New Year's Forest" sounds (lyrics by E. Shklovsky, music by A. Varlamov, performed by the show group "Smile")

Stars New Year hung on a cheerful tree,
And the bear is cheerful today, and the wolves are dancing.
Again Santa Claus walks through the forest apartments,
He treats with lollipops, creamy ice cream.
Chorus:
Squirrels are dancing, hares are dancing,
Very happy forest people
Meet with song, meet with dance
New Year!

The cockerel Stepan and the dog Toshka run out onto the stage.

Stepan: A clean forest, a blizzard field,
The winter holiday is upon us!

Toshka: So let's say together:
Hello, hello New Year!

Toshka: Boys and girls, let me introduce myself: I'm a dog Toshka, I came to visit you for a whole year.

Cockerel: And I'm a cockerel Stepan, I've been living with Grandfather Frost for twelve months now.

Toshka: Stepan, can I say hello to the guys the way only dogs can do it?

Stepan: Of course, Toshka!

Toshka: Then, guys, prepared spouts. Twist your tails! And now they turned to each other and rubbed their noses with their neighbors, twirled their tails and barked loudly, joyfully. Go!

Sounds like funny music. Toshka runs around the hall and thus greets the guys.

Toshka: Great, so we said hello like real dogs! Guys, are you ready for the New Year? (Children answer.). But I’ll check this now, see how friendly and attentive you are. We repeat the movements after me!

The game "Clap-stomp" - Toshka and Stepan show movements to rhythmic music, and the guys repeat.

One, two, clap, clap!
Three, four, stomp, stomp!
One, two, smile!
Three, four, pull up!
jumped high,
Legs kicked,
Shouted "Hi!" each other,
Everyone turned around.
Right, left leaning
And they bowed to each other.
And now the knees together -
We start running in place.
Run fast, run fast.
All finished. Tired?

Stepan: Well done guys, and now let's sing one New Year's song with us. Sing together, and then you will find out who will come to us for the holiday!

The song "New Year is Coming!" sing in roles.

The New Year is coming!
You can hear the snow falling.
Someone walks at the gate
He has a big bag.
Maybe it's Barmaley? (The guys and Stepan answer "No, no, no!")
Maybe Koschey is wandering around here? ("No no no!")
Maybe Cinderella has arrived? ("No no no!")
Did Yaga come to us? ("No no no!")
(Father Frost.)

The New Year is coming!
Who comes to us with a staff,
He sings about the Christmas tree
Everyone at home is waiting for him.
Maybe it's a crocodile? ("No no no!")
Maybe it's Moidodyr? ("No no no!")
Harry Potter has arrived? ("No no no!")
Serpent Gorynych flew in? ("No no no!")
How to answer the question? Who is this? (Father Frost.)

The New Year is coming!
So the old year is over.
Who will come to the holiday to us
And bring gifts?
Maybe it's Aibolit? ("No no no!")
Pinocchio is in a hurry to us? ("No no no!")
Maybe just a freshman? ("No no no!")
So this is Cheburashka? ("No no no!")
How to answer the question? Who is this? (Father Frost.)

Stepan: That's right, Santa Claus. Let's all call him together for a holiday. (The name is Santa Claus.)

The radio jingle "Magpie Plus" sounds.

Magpie Voice: Attention, attention, says DJ Soroka-Beloboka. I greet you on the waves of radio "Soroka Plus". Urgent message: a truck with Santa Claus and Snow Maiden got stuck somewhere on the Nizhnekamsk highway, help is needed! Help, help! Toshka and Stepan, help!

The jingle "Magpie plus" sounds.

Toshka: Guys, we urgently need to run, help Santa Claus, something happened to him.

Stepan: Don't be bored, we're fast!

They run away. Two forest girls take the stage to modern music.

Swell: I told you, listen to me Lokhudra, me, clever, me, capable.

Lokhudra: It's a great idea you came up with - to put a board with nails on the road. Now, until Santa Claus gets here, we'll do the whole thing here!

Swell: Quiet, look how many spies. (Points to the guys.) Well, hello, guys - girls and boys. Let's get to know each other, swamp swell and forest Lokhudra are your guests!

Lokhudra: Well, why are you silent, didn’t they teach you how to say hello? And let's say hello, in my opinion, in a lokhudrovsky way. So, get ready:

The game "Smile to the neighbor on the right": Lokhudra shows, the children are reluctant to repeat.

Smile at the neighbor on the right.
Smile at the neighbor on the left.
Pinch the neighbor on the right.
Pinch the neighbor on the left.
Scold the neighbor on the right.
Scold the neighbor on the left.
Slightly kick the neighbor on the right.
Slightly kick the neighbor on the left.
Bite the neighbor on the right...

Swell: (interrupts). Everything, everything, that's enough. That said hello, now it's time to act.

Lokhudra: But how to act?

Swell: We need to come up with something so that the New Year does not exist at all.

Lokhudra: Listen, forest swell, does Santa Claus have a false jaw?

Swell: I don't know what?

Lokhudra: And the fact that if we slam this false jaw, well, steal it, then Santa Claus will not be able to speak at all. He will come to congratulate the guys, he will want to say: “I congratulate you on the New Year, I wish you happiness and joy,” and instead he will get one a-o-s-e, yes a-o-u-e (Grim, depicts Santa Claus.)

The jingle "Magpie plus" sounds.

The jingle "Magpie plus" sounds.

Swell: Here it is - done! Now ours will definitely take it, follow me!

They run away. Stepan and Toshka appear.

Stepan: That's bad luck, guys, we did not find Santa Claus.

Toshka: What are we to do, friends?
We can't live without Frost!

Stepan: Just do not despair, Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden will definitely come to us for the holiday. Guys, do you know how not to behave when Santa Claus comes? Let's practice.

The cockerel offers to perform the famous song-game "If you like it, then do it" with other words: "If Santa Claus comes, don't do it."

If Santa Claus has come, don't do it...

If Santa Claus has come, it's very good.
If Santa Claus has come, don't do it...

Variants of gestures that should not be done: “threat with a fist”, “finger at the temple”, “show tongue”, “we threaten with a finger”.

The jingle "Magpie plus" sounds.

The jingle "Magpie plus" sounds.

Toshka: Faster, Stepan, we run into the forest. Guys, we will definitely find Santa Claus and his granddaughter!

They run away. Mysterious music sounds. Tsatsa and Lokhudra come out, carry a package.

Swell: Well, everything is in the bag! Now Santa Claus will definitely lose all his teeth. Here look. (Takes out a large Chinese boiler from the parcel.) This is a gift from my water brother from China - a Chinese boiler. Well, turn it on. (Hurries.) Turn it on, turn it on, turn it on!

They turn on the boiler, put it in a bucket, gurgling sounds. There is a thunder, a roar. The lights on the tree go out.

Hooray! Now in about thirty minutes everything will melt and summer will come!

Lokhudra: Thing! I respect.

Swell: And then! Soon all the snow will melt, and what is the New Year without snow? No snow - no New Year.

Lokhudra: So guys, are you hot? Ah, it's baking! That's it, the cranes will soon arrive, the toads will croak.

Cheerful music sounds, Stepan and Toshka run out.

Stepan: Guys, we have good news for you, we found Grandfather Frost and Snow Maiden!

Toshka: He will now distribute gifts to the squirrels and will immediately come to us. Guys, why is it so hot in here?

Swell: Hello, Flea! In general, you will not have a New Year ... at all!

Toshka: And why is that?

Lokhudra: Yes, because we have a super-mega Chinese boiler! And in exactly twenty minutes it will be summer! The birds will croak, the toads will fly!

Toshka: Yes I, yes I ... yes I will bite you for this (barks.)

Swell: But, but, be careful, poodle, I myself can bite anyone you want. But let's compete better: whoever wins will get the boiler.

Lokhudra: What are you, why?

swell(Lohudre): Yes, you are quiet. We need to stretch the time. (To the guys.) So, if you prove that you are dexterous, skillful, capable of anything, so be it: we will give you the boiler.

Stepan: Well, guys, let's prove it? (Children answer.) Otherwise, everything will melt and we will be left without a New Year. We agree!

Swell: Then let's start! First, I want to check how you can dance.

Toshka: Guys, let's dance a fun New Year's polka! And the movements there are as follows: turn to each other, stand in pairs, hold hands and repeat the movements after us! Heel-toe, heel-toe, all together we go to the middle! Heel-toe, heel-toe and all together we go back! We clap on the knees - one, two, three! Clap your hands - one, two, three! We clap on the knees - one, two, three! Clap your hands - one, two, three! Let's join hands and spin! Well done, now to the music!

Dance "Merry Polka"

Lokhudra: Yes, you dance well! Kids, do you like sports? Some of them are all small, thin, probably, and you don’t do exercises in the morning?

Toshka: And we do sports, and we do exercises! Guys, let's show how athletic we are!

Perform movements under the poem.

To always be healthy
To not lie in bed
To not be afraid of diseases
Gotta play sports!

Well, boys and girls,
We'll play football. (Playing football.)
One hit, another hit.
Finally scored a goal!

Together we got up on skis,
And we go, we go, we go. (They go skiing.)
Once a jerk, another jerk,
And now you are the champion!

And now we take a racket,
We beat the ball aptly. (They play tennis.)
One hit, another hit
, Your opponent sobbed!

And now everyone sat down together,
They took the barbell and - a push. (Raise bar.)
Once a jerk, another jerk,
New world record!

We are a hockey team
Sticks in hand and go! (They play hockey.)
One hit, another hit
Victory lies ahead!

Now let's dive into the pool
And we swim, we swim, we swim. (They float.)
Once a dive, another dive,

Lokhudra: And now you're a float! (Laughs)

Toshka: It's Santa Claus! Let's call him together! (The name is Santa Claus. Solemn music sounds, Santa Claus and his granddaughter come on stage.)

Father Frost: happy new year, happy new year
Congratulations to all guests!
How many faces around acquaintances,
How many of my friends are here.

Snow Maiden: Hello guys! Oh, why are you so hot?

Stepan: The Snow Maiden, Grandfather Frost, it’s all the Swamp Swell and Forest Lokhudra, they turned on the magic boiler, they want to spoil our holiday.

Swell: Hi Morozych! Right now, you'll be thawed out like a refrigerator! (Laughs.)

Snow Maiden: Oh, I'm melting!

Lokhudra: (screams happily) Look, look, the Snow Maiden has flowed!

Swell: My finest hour has come, one minute is left before the onset of summer!

Toshka: Santa Claus, do something, one minute left!

Father Frost: Well, I'll try. I walked through the forest, I walked through the field and I met a bear-bear.

Stepan: Grandpa, it's winter now, bears must sleep!

Father Frost: That's right, cockerel, only these swamp boogers turned on the boiler, the bear woke up.

The jingle "Magpie plus" sounds.

The jingle "Magpie plus" sounds.

Father Frost: Well, guys, let's invite a bear to our holiday? Let's all together, together! Three four...

Swell: (interrupts, screams) Stop! No tragedy! (Lohudra.) Why are you standing, cut down the boiler, otherwise the bear will break all parts of the body for us now.
(Lokhudra turns off the boiler, the howl of a blizzard.)

Snow Maiden: Oh, grandfather, somehow it became easier, frostier.

Lokhudra: Forgive us, Santa Claus,

Swell: Please!

Lokhudra: And if you want, Frost, when summer comes, we will turn on the super-mega freezer, and you will celebrate two New Years.

Father Frost: No, you don't need a freezer. Well, guys, forgive them? (Children answer.) Okay, get into a round dance, just don't include anything else here.

Lokhudra: We won't, we won't, only if the TV. (They get up with the guys in a round dance.)

Father Frost: And now I want to check how the guys got ready for the New Year. Can you answer my riddles? (Children answer.) Then, my friends, do not yawn, answer in chorus together.

In the yard the snow is sweeping,
Holiday coming soon... (New Year)

The needles are soft,
Coniferous spirit comes from ... (Christmas trees)

On a fun skating rink
Falling from the sky... (Snowball)

Who painted the cheeks, nose?
Well, of course … (Father Frost)

Like soft fluff
Curly white ... (Snowflakes)

On these winter days
We will play… (Snowballs)

The stars dance
Holiday coming soon... (New Year)

Snow Maiden: Santa Claus, mess!

Father Frost: What happened, granddaughter?

Snow Maiden: The lights on our Christmas tree do not burn!

Father Frost: Oh, I'm an old fool - a head with a hole. Nothing, this is fixable, repeat everything together after me:

Christmas tree, Christmas tree, Christmas tree. (Children repeat.)
Green needle.
Light up with red lights
Green and clear.
Shine in honor of the year of the former
And the coming year.
And now all together, together!
One, two, three - Christmas tree, burn!

The lights on the Christmas tree are lit.

Snow Maiden: The Christmas tree lit up with bright lights,
Sing and dance, have fun with us.

Lokhudra: Grandfather Frost, can Tsatsochka and I also play with the guys?

Father Frost: Well, try it, have fun guys.

Lokhudra: And this game is called "Snow Maidens and Frosts". Let's see who is more fun at the party, boys or girls.

All the girls at our holiday will be Snow Maidens, and the boys will be Frosts. So, who will slap whom? First, Frost clap their hands! Boys! (Boys clapping.) And now the Snow Maidens! Girls! (Girls clapping.)

Variants of tasks: who will “stomp” whom, “bark”, “bridge”, “shut up”.

Snow Maiden: Well done guys, well played! And now it's time to start our New Year's disco!

Disco program.

Snow Maiden: Well, well, friends, you need to say goodbye,
I congratulate everyone from the bottom of my heart.
Let the New Year be celebrated together
Both adults and kids!

Father Frost: Yes, it's time to say goodbye
And we want to wish you:
Always eager to learn
Always willing to work
And never lose heart!

Toshka: And I wish you all good luck
In my happy year Canine!
When you hear a loud bark,
So make a wish!

Snow Maiden: A clean forest, a blizzard field,
The winter holiday is upon us.

Father Frost: So let's stand together
In the New Year's round dance!

The final song sounds, everyone leads a round dance.

With fun text and minimal props. These can be skits or fairy tales with quick dressing (or no costumes at all), their main feature is that they are easy to organize and arrange at any holiday, and with any composition of guests.

Here are collected the best New Year's fairy tales and sketches - impromptu, the plot of which is connected with this wonderful holiday called New Year .

Some of them have a large number of characters, and some do not, some are designed only for an adult company, other New Year's fairy tales and skits can be held in a mixed company and even with children - choose which ones are more suitable for your guests (Fairy tales are written by talented Internet authors - thanks to them for that!)

1. New Year's scene"Chukcha" based on the fable of S. Mikhalkov.

scene moved - watch

2. New Year's scene - impromptu "Herring under a fur coat."

This wonderful new year game is always fun and cheers up everyone: participants and spectators. But it is important to present this game well, a lot depends on the presenter, his artistry and comments (if necessary).

Presenter: Festive table in the New Year...for many, this is the most important thing: strong drinks, aromatic snacks, delicious salads... What do you think is the most popular salad in the New Year? Herring under a fur coat? Wonderful! So let's get it ready.

Gives the participant a chef's hat and an apron. Asks him to invite guests to certain roles. Puts 2 chairs at a distance of 2 meters. Next, the guests sit on chairs on their knees to each other, so that those sitting on one chair look at those sitting on the other chair.

1. At the base of this salad is a herring, it should be large, juicy - invite two juicy men. And the eyes of the herring are large and slightly protruding. I said lightly! OK!

Men sit on chairs facing each other

2. We put on the herring, but rather scatter the onion, cut into rings. Invite two blonde ladies, the beam is white! Girls, we scatter over the herring, we are not shy.

The ladies sit on the laps of the men facing each other.

3. Now we take boiled potatoes, and spread them on top. Again we invite men. Potato, well, why are you so boiled, let's be more active!

4. Let's grease everything with fragrant low-calorie mayonnaise. Let's invite the ladies. Mayonnaise, spread, spread!

The ladies sit down again.

5. And again a vegetable. Carrots this time. Men, we are waiting for you. What a beautiful carrot! All smooth, long, strong! And what a beautiful top!

Men sit in the same way.

6. Mayonnaise again, ladies ahead! We sit down, we smear!

The ladies sit down again.

7. Beets, we are waiting for you! Beets, some of you are not red, and not even burgundy, but we hope delicious!

The men sit down.

8. Decorate our salad with herbs. Parsley and dill put you in the middle. You are a sprig of dill, make us a sprig! And you, parsley, make a twig.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Herring under a fur coat is ready! Bon appetit!

Applause to all participants!

3. Instant New Year's scene: "A movie is being shot!"

Raise your hands, those who dream of becoming an artist, who want to act in films. Now, right here, on the spot, a film will be shot, in which you will be assigned to play the main roles. You see these cameras, you have cards in your hands. The cards indicate which role you have. I will read the script, name the characters who have this role on the card - welcome to the stage! The jury will choose the best artist. So: camera, motor, started!

He reads, calling one participant in the production and forcing them to "enter the image."

So, the artists received cards with the characters of our impromptu performance, which we will shoot on camera. What needs to be done, they learn only on the stage and must immediately perform it.

This is a very fun mobile game. Costumes are not necessary for her, it is enough to prepare 6 cards with words and put 6 chairs in the center of the hall. Each player (6 people) draws a card for himself and sits on one of the chairs. Hearing the name of your character, you need to: say your words, run around six chairs and take your place again. With the words: "Happy New Year!" - everyone stands up and runs around the chairs. It turns out not a scene, but a cheerful "begalka" with words.

Characters and words:

Holiday - "Hurrah"
Santa Claus - “I haven’t drunk with you yet?”
Snow Maiden - "As much as possible!"
Champagne - "Scha, how to hit in the head"
Elka - "I'm on fire"
Gifts - "I'm all yours"
All: Happy New Year!

Text.

Once upon a time there was a little girl and dreamed: when I grow up, I will arrange a big New Year's HOLIDAY, I will decorate a huge Christmas tree, and a real Santa Claus will come to me. And at that time, somewhere in the world, there lived a little boy who dreamed that when he grew up, he would put on a Santa Claus costume, give everyone GIFTS and meet a real SNOW MAIDEN. They grew up and met by chance, and the girl became a SNOW MAIDEN, and the boy FATHER FROST. And soon they began to dream about the New Year's HOLIDAY.

FATHER FROST dreamed of gathering all his friends and drinking them with CHAMPAGNE. In addition, he wanted to shout: "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" kiss with the SNOW MAIDEN. And then came December 31, 20 .... year. They dressed up the Christmas tree. CHAMPAGNE flowed like a river at the HOLIDAY, and the guests gave GIFTS and thought: “This is a HOLIDAY! And FATHER FROST is real, and SNOW MAIDEN is a beauty. And what a wonderful tree! What an excellent CHAMPAGNE!"

The best GIFT for FATHER FROST and SNOW MAIDEN was that the guests shouted: “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”

Source: forum.in-ku

5. New Year's Impromptu "Morning January 1st"

Leading: 12 people are invited for this. Their task is to depict with gestures and sounds what we will read. First, let's distribute the roles (roles are distributed).
And now we listen to the text, depict and voice what it says.

Characters:
Dad

Mother

Mirror

Beer

Fridge

Box

Thunder

Rain

Alarm

Child

Grandfather

Messenger.

Text

PAPA got out of bed heavily in the morning. I went, looked in the MIRROR and said: “No, this cannot be!” Then PAPA angrily called MOM and demanded to bring BEER. MOMMA opened the REFRIGERATOR with a bang, took out a BEER and brought it to DAD. DAD drank the BEER and said, “Wow, good!” MOM ran up to DAD, snatched the rest of the BEER from him, drank it and threw away the empty bottle.

At this time, THUNDER rumbled outside and it began to RAIN. The ALARM CLOCK rang, the CHILD woke up and ran up to MOM in fear. The CHILD was shaking with fear. DAD invited the CHILD to look at himself in the MIRROR so that he would stop being afraid. The MIRROR reflected all the horror in the eyes of the CHILD. The ALARM CLOCK rang again and, hobbled out of his room, clucking and wailing, an angry GRANDPA came out. He also wanted a BEER, but the BEER was over, so the GRANDPA hit the REFRIGERATOR hard, shook his fist at DAD, and hugged the frightened CHILD.

The doorbell rang. It was the MESSENGER who came with the crate of BEER. GRANDFATHER hugged and kissed the MESSENGER, quickly took the crate of BEER and limped off to his room. But PAPA and MAMA saw this and merrily ran after him. And only the MIRROR and the CHILD were dissatisfied, since no one offered them a hangover.

(Source: forum.vcomine.com)

6. New Year's scene in retro style"The Girl and the Thief"

Characters:

Author
Girl - (to make it funnier, a young man can also play the role of a girl)
Girl's fur coat - (an employee or employee in a fur coat from a grandmother's chest, a sample of the 60-70s of the 20th century)
Thief (necessarily in a black stocking on his head)
Policeman
Snowflakes
Father Frost

Once upon a frosty winter

New Year's Eve sometimes
Lena went to her house
In a warm fur coat.
(The girl skips, waving her handbag).

Without sadness and anxiety
The girl was walking along the road.
And when I entered the yard,
The thief ran up to the girl.
(A thief with a revolver runs up)

He waved the gun
He ordered to take off his coat.
(The thief is actively gesturing with a revolver)

At this moment and at this very hour!
But it was not there -
Lena thief deftly in the eye
Bang! What was strength!
(The girl demonstrates several tricks).

The thief cried out in pain,
Lena called 02.
(He calls on his mobile. A policeman appears and blows his whistle).

The thief is now in captivity
And the whole head is in bandages.
(The thief, sitting on a chair, holds a grate with his hands in front of his face, and at this time a man in uniform bandages his head).

Dancing outside the window snowflakes
(Snowflakes dance with tinsel)

The thief looks at them with longing,
Licking on the window of ice
Bitter crying all day long.
(The thief sobs, rubs his eyes with his hands)

All swollen already from tears,
And the drooping one walks.
Do not understand that Santa Claus
Don't go to jail!
(Santa Claus shows him a fig).

Lena in a fur coat, like a picture,
Attends parties
Celebrating the New Year
Congratulations to all the people.
(The girl dances incendiary with a bottle of champagne)

Let's say this to the thief today
At the end of our poem
This New Year's Eve:
"STEALING IS NOT GOOD!"

7. Impromptu fairy tale for the New Year "The main Christmas tree in the lights"

New Year's theatre-impromptu. The text is spoken by the presenter, the selected actors say only their own words and perform any funny actions at their discretion.

Actors and lines:

Santa Claus: "Happy New Year! Fuck you!"
Snow Maiden: "And I'm only from the frost, I'm a May rose"
Ice Palace: "Are you stunned? Close the doors!"
Main Christmas Tree: "And I'm so fucking mysterious"
Staff: "Hold on, make no mistake!!!"
Sani-Mercedes: "Oh, pour it, I'll give it a ride!"
Mobile phone: "Master, pick up the phone, the women are calling!"
Curtain: "I am silent, but I do my job!"

(quiet background music playing) "The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree")

Text

THE CURTAIN opens. THE MAIN TREE froze, waiting to be lit? Here appears FATHER FROST on a SLEY-Mercedes. GATHER FROST got down from the MERSEDES SLED and parked them not far from the MAIN FIR-tree. And the MAIN FIR-tree is waiting for decisive action. And at this time, the SNOW MAIDEN appears, in her hands is a STAFF, a MOBILE PHONE hangs around her neck. FATHER FROST joyfully hugs the SNOW MAIDEN, kisses the STAFF and takes the MOBILE PHONE.

And the MAIN Christmas tree feels the approach of the decisive moment. FATHER FROST touches with the STAFF the slender branches of the MAIN FIR-tree. From the magical touches, the YOLKA immediately sparkled with a wonderful light. The SNOW MAIDEN clapped her hands, the SUNNY MERCEDES began to dance, Ded Moroz shouted joyfully, vigorously waving his STAFF, to the loud jubilation of the MOBILE PHONE. THE CURTAIN closes.

8. New Year's fairy tale - impromptu "In the winter forest"

In this one, to enhance the humorous effect, you can give the guest, who will portray Echo, a large bag of sweets into his hands and every time he sounds "carries" - let him go into the hall and distribute them.

Characters:

Snow
Woodpecker
Crow
Bear
Echo
Forest - everyone at the tables (extras)
Breeze
Hares - 2
Robbers - 2
Gorgeous
Handsome
Horse
Bear

Text
Quiet in the winter FOREST. The first SNOW falls softly. The trees in the FOREST sway and creak with their branches. The merry WOODPECKER pecks the mighty OAK with its beak, prepares a hollow for itself. The ECHO rumbles throughout the FOREST. A cold BREED rushes between the trees and tickles the woodpecker's feathers. THE WOODPECKER is shivering from the cold. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and croaks loudly. The ECHO spreads croaks throughout the FOREST. A BEAR wanders sadly through the FOREST, the BEAR has insomnia. SNOW creaks under his paws. ECHO carries the creak throughout the FOREST.

SNOW covered the whole FOREST. The trembling Woodpecker sticks out his long beak from the hollow of the mighty OAK. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and croaks loudly. The ECHO spreads croaks throughout the FOREST. BEAR finally fell asleep. He curled up under a mighty OAK, sucks his paw and smiles in his sleep. TWO FUNNY HARES jump out into the clearing, run, jump, play catch-up.

Suddenly there was a noise. TWO ROBBERS jump out into the clearing screaming and dragging the bound BEAUTY. The ECHO carries the screams throughout the FOREST. The ROBBERS tie the BEAUTY to the mighty OAK. BEAUTY screams “Help! Help!". The ECHO spreads screams throughout the FOREST.

At this time, a BEAUTIFUL YOUNG MAN was passing by on his war HORSE. He heard the screams of BEAUTY and galloped to save her. THE BEAUTIFUL shouted: “Surrender, robbers!”, the war HORSE reared up, neighed ferociously, and attacked the ROBBERS. The ECHO sent a ferocious neighing throughout the FOREST. A fight ensued, BEAUTY won. The ROBBERS fled.

The FOREST rustled joyfully, the CROW croaked merrily, the HARES clapped their hands.
BEAUTY freed BEAUTY, knelt down in front of her and confessed his love. He jumped together with BEAUTY on a HORSE and rushed through the FOREST to a brighter future.

9. Christmas story- Impromptu "Three Bears".

Characters:

Winter

Snow

Hut

Mikhailo Potapych

Nastasya Potapovna

bear

Father Frost

Chair

Pillow

Trees

A bowl

bushes.

Text

It was a harsh WINTER. SNOW fell and fell. He fell on TREES, on BUSHES, on a hut standing in the forest. And in this hut sat MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA and a little MISHUTKA. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH tested the strength of the newly repaired CHAIR: he got up on it, sat down with all his might, got up again, sat down again, he really liked the CHAIR, he even stroked it. NASTASYA POTAPOVNA admired her reflection in a clean, washed BOWL, holding it all the time in her hand or raising it above her head. MISHUTKA ran around, tossing and catching the PILLOW, sometimes hitting MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, then NASTASYA POTAPOVNA with it, this amused him greatly, and he laughed, holding his stomach.

Everyone was so busy with their own affairs that they even forgot that it was a harsh WINTER outside, SNOW was falling, so much so that TREES and SHRUBS bent to the ground. So, the SNOW kept falling and falling, soon all the TREES lay on the BUSHES, sprinkled with SNOW. Suddenly the hut shook under the weight of the SNOW that had fallen on it. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH ran out of there with huge eyes with his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA put her favorite BOWL on her head and MISHUTKA carried her favorite PILLOW in her hands, tossing it up in her hands. And then, because of the blockage of TREES and BUSHES, FATHER FROST came out, he was dumbfounded by what was happening, and bears should sleep in winter.

And WINTER is standing, it is getting more and more severe, SNOW continues to fall on everything that stands in the forest, on a blockage of TREES and BUSHES, on our BEARS, who stood up, hugging each other, holding their favorite things: a CHAIR, a BOWL and a PILLOW.

Then Santa Claus thought why, after all, BEARS do not sleep? While Ded Moroz was thinking, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH wiped his CHAIR and invited Ded Moroz to sit down. Having washed her face with tears and looked at her favorite BOWL for the last time, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA handed it to FATHER FROST. And MISHUTKA, seeing that parents are not sorry to part with their favorite things, also stroked his favorite PILLOW and put it on a CHAIR, FATHER FROST sat on the PILLOW.

All the BEARS took turns reciting poems about winter, FATHER FROST got emotional and decided to give the BEARS a gift, he waved his hand and the following happened ...... As before, it was a harsh WINTER, SNOW continued to fall on TREES and SHRUBS, a hut, there MIKHAILO POTAPYCH slept sweetly on his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA embracing with her BOWL, and MISHUTKA sucked his thumb in his sleep, lying on his favorite PILLOW. And FATHER FROST walked around the hut and sang a lullaby to them.

10. Impromptu "New Year's Tale".

Characters:

Snowflakes

Snow Maiden

Koschey

Stump

Oak

Baba Yaga

Hut

Father Frost

Text
I'm walking through the forest. SNOWFLAKES flutter, fall to the ground. I look, the SNOW MAIDEN walks, catches and examines the SNOWFLAKES. And behind her, KOSHCHEY sneaks on her heels. The SNOW MAIDEN is tired, she looks - the STUMP is standing, all strewn with SNOWFLAKES.

The SNOW MAIDEN shook them off the STUMP and sat down. And then Koschei grew bolder and came closer. “Come on, he says, SNOW MAIDEN, be friends with you!” The SNOW MAIDEN got angry, jumped up, clapped her hand on the HEMP, and clapped on the SNOWFLAKES with her top leg. "Do not happen to this, insidious KOSHCHEY!". And she went on. KOSHCHEI was so offended that he sat down on PENEK, took out a knife, and began to cut out a bad word on PENEK. And SNOWFLAKES fall on him and fall. The SNOW MAIDEN came out into the clearing and realized that she was lost. Looks, OAK stands young. A SNOW MAIDEN came up to him, hugged him by the trunk and said in a plaintive voice: “The evil KOSHCHEY scared me, they covered the path of the SNOWFLAKES, I don’t know where to go now.” I decided to stay with OAK.

Then BABA YAGA rushed in, looking, OAK, and under him SNOW MAIDEN. She tore the SNOW MAIDEN from the OAK, put her on a broom behind her and flew off. The wind whistles in my ears, SNOWFLAKES follow them in a whirlwind. They flew to Babkin's hut, and she stands in front of the forest, and behind her back to BABA-YAGA. BABA YAGA and says: "Well, hut, turn to me in front, and back to the forest." And the hut answered something like that…. Ah, thanks for the tip. So she said. But then she turned around, as ordered. BABA YAGA put a SNOW MAIDEN in it, and closed it with seven locks. She stole, then, the SNOW MAIDEN.

We need to release the SNOW MAIDEN. Well, Santa Claus and all sympathizers, let's redeem the SNOW MAIDEN from Baba Yaga (guests redeem either for champagne or showing their talents).

There are two people in the scene.

FIRST: Good evening, dear friends! Now I will tell you how to celebrate the new year?

SECOND: Stop! Why you and not me?!

FIRST: Because you don't know, but I know how to make New Year's holidays perfect!

SECOND: Where! I know you! You are one of those people who have not gifts under the tree, but a stupid cross from the tree.

FIRST: And you are one of those people who put empty boxes with bows under the tree - like as if someone gave them gifts. Santa Claus damn it!

SECOND: And you are one of those who watch Urgant New Year's Eve on TV.

FIRST: And you lay out tangerines everywhere around the apartment so that, like, the New Year smells everywhere.

SECOND: Are you one of those who, on New Year's Eve, during the congratulations of the president, are photographed against the backdrop of the TV

FIRST:
And you are one of those who shouts “Yes, what is there to be able to open!”, And be sure to fill everything with champagne and screw up the chandelier with a cork.

SECOND: And you are one of those who buy firecrackers and fireworks for 10 thousand, and then stupidly fall asleep on New Year's Eve

FIRST: But you belong to that group of people who go by taxi for vodka on New Year's Eve

SECOND: And you are one of those who always says: “Hey, pay for a taxi, otherwise I don’t have change from the five thousandth!”

FIRST: And you are one of those people who take a camera on New Year's Eve, and then post pictures on VKontakte like Lekhin_striptease, Lech don't sleep in a salad

SECOND: Yes Yes. Just people like you do not go to bed on New Year's Eve, but sit down. And then in the morning you will go to the toilet.

FIRST: And people like you on the morning of the first of January get up before everyone else and start to get everyone: “Come on, get up, let's go to the hill to ride!”

SECOND: And you are one of those who send the same SMS with congratulations to all friends for the new year. And after a couple of hours, they receive it for themselves as a congratulation.

FIRST: And people like you come to you on the 31st, and leave only on the 3rd. Until everything is finished, he sits at your place. At least hint at him.

SECOND: And you are one of those people with whom you drink, drink, and in the end they wake up at home, and you are in a salad in an unfamiliar hut.

FIRST: And you are one of those who invite your ex to the new year, and your current ex.

SECOND: you are one of those who, at midnight, counting the chimes aloud, always go astray and start clinking glasses at the 11th strike.

FIRST: And you are one of those who in a tavern begins to stare at the women from the company at the next table. And then the whole New Year's Eve is to smear this comrade from the men from this company.

SECOND: And you are one of those who start taking antibiotics in December, and January 1 is the last day. And this poor guy stays until one in the morning, and then “to hell with them!” and unties.

FIRST: And you are one of those for whom champagne for the new year is only needed to throw a piece of chocolate into it, and sit and watch how it swims up and down.

SECOND: Okay, let's face it, we're both good...

FIRST: And therefore, to meet the new year at five plus

HOROM: Don't do what we do!

Scene for the New Year - Security for Santa Claus

The scene for the New Year is funny - suitable for elementary grades, as well as for grades 9,10 or 11. Happy New Year to you.

(two security officers leaving the microphone (Security)
Guard1: Vip arrived?
Guard2: He always arrives at the last moment, he is busy.
Guard1: They checked everything, nowhere did the Bab Yaga install heaters and other heaters.
Guard2: Our people didn’t even let her in, no matter how hard she tried and dressed as a snow maiden and a red cap.
Guard1: How was it calculated?
Guard2: And we have Vasya, he still knows fairy tales, his mother read to him in childhood, he says what kind of snow maiden with a broom and a little red riding hood in a scarf and in a cobweb ...
Guard1: Grandma went nuts
Guard2: Well, everything seems to be in order on the stage?
Guard1:(pretends that they are talking to him over the microphone) Everyone is leaving, they say at the entrance the woman has broken through.
(leave) (Baba Yaga enters the stage)
Baba Yaga: Here they decorated and decorated, and now I will tear everything off and tear it - I will ruin the holiday.
(Soundtrack sounds (from Counter Strike) "go go go")
(guards run out onto the stage and catch Baba Yaga)
(Baba Yaga resists, screams)

Baba Yaga: I'll ruin New Year's anyway.
(she is removed from the stage)
Guard3: Don't worry, our company guarantees a cheerful mood.
(Sounds of fighting fade away offstage)

(You can add dance)

(advertising)

Scene "How we were looking for Santa Claus!"

Snowman (leader) comes out.
Snowman: Hello kids, greyhound girls and boys.
Children: Hello! (in chorus)
Snowman: Do you know that today is a magical day?
Children: Yeah!
Snowman: Why do you know magic?
Children: Yes, today is New Year's Day!
Snowman: Right! Day of fulfillment of all desires. But we cannot celebrate this holiday without Santa Claus!
Snow Maiden comes out.
Snow Maiden: trouble! trouble!
Snowman: Snow Maiden, what happened?
Snow Maiden: Trouble Snowman! Grandfather of Ukraine!
Snowman: How was it stolen? Who stole?
Snow Maiden: it was stolen by the evil Baba Yaga!
Baba Yaga comes running with a broom.
Baba Yaga: ahh, didn't you wait?
Snowman and Snow Maiden: Baba Yaga!
Baba Yaga: Yes it's me!
Snowman: Give Santa Claus!!!
Baba Yaga: Ha ha ha, I won’t give it up so easily! First, guess the riddles.
Snowman: Well guys, let's solve riddles?
Children: yeah!
Baba Yaga: Well, here's the first riddle: What comes before winter?
Children: Autumn!
Baba Yaga: Right! Here's another riddle: Who sweeps and gets angry in winter?? It blows, howls and spins, makes a white bed?
Children: blizzard!
Baba Yaga: Right!
Snow Maiden: Well done boys!
Snowman: and now give us back Santa Claus!
Baba Yaga: So be it...
Santa Claus comes out
Father Frost: Ho ho ho, hello kids girls and boys!
Children: Hello!
Snowman: HOORAY!!! Now let's celebrate the New Year!
and everyone starts to have fun, dance

New Year's scene "I want to be a Snow Maiden"

- (The daughter of Baba Yaga comes on stage, screams, falls silent, starts crying again, falls silent, screams again)
- Baba Yaga.- Oh, oh, daughter, what is it, who offended the little one, who to turn into a rotten toadstool, who to wipe into tooth powder?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- They don’t take me as a Snow Maiden to the School Christmas Tree, I already say ugly anyway.
- Baba Yaga.- Isn't it beautiful, look at yourself and stately oh and clever wise woman.
Yes, you wait, I have a hairdresser friend, Leshy says every girl is beautiful, you just need to emphasize this beauty. He will tint you that you will needlessly scrape off, you will be no worse
any other idiot.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Snow Maidens and not Fools. And I don't need your hairdressers. They wash their hair, they cut their braids, they braid some foul stuff, and they also have colognes, they have toilet water, but I’d rather drown myself in kerosene than go to such a hairdresser.
- Baba Yaga.- Calmly do not drive the wave Leshy knows his work, he only works with natural material, resin and fir cones, a little bit of spring water and you're in order just the same Figurine.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Yes, not a Figurine, but Sne_gu_ro_chka. And the Snow Maiden was already discharged. With Santa Claus, his granddaughter comes.
- Baba Yaga.- Well, you can dress up as the Snow Queen if you want, I'll conjure an outfit for you.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- You are an old completely crazy about my health, you don’t get sick with your soul, you think that the outfit of the snow queen is the same as how many kilograms of icicles and ice and a kokoshnik made of pieces of a broken mirror is a direct threat to the safety of life activities.
- Baba Yaga.- Oh, I didn’t think, oh, I almost ruined it, well, I have one more remedy.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Which?
- Baba Yaga. Are you my robber?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Rogue.
- Baba Yaga.- Bandit?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Bandit.
- Baba Yaga.- Tearaway?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Tearaway.
- Baba Yaga.- So you will be a fairy and you know how to conjure a little. You conjure them a gift. You know how everyone will love you.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Hurray Hurray I'll be a fairy, everyone will conjure a wart and they will know how to offend me. Mom, move your hands, wave your wand more actively, I need a fairy set: a leather jacket with wings to make it curvier and Magic wand and beauty Prada.
- Baba Yaga.- I'm conjuring, daughter. (Option 2 now, daughter, I’ll just collect the ingredients) - I’m conjuring my daughter.

Chur chur fax pax
Hey you two from under the bench
Deleted two little ones
Look for new things
For daughter's party

Two from under the bench Appear and begin to dress up the Daughter of Baba Yaga to the music, Having dressed they disappear
- Daughter of Baba Yaga. - oh, beware of my beauty themselves asked for it.

New Year's scene "Criminal New Year"

The tune from Gentlemen of Fortune plays. Slowly sneaking, constantly looking back, two men dressed up in costumes of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. The one who is dressed up as the Snow Maiden presses a bag with gifts to his chest.

Snow Maiden: Gray-haired, listen, where are we climbed?
Father Frost: And FIG knows, bald. The main thing is that there are no cops here - and that's bread! (laughs)
Snow Maiden: Well, yes, gray-haired, you generally came up with this normally: for the new year, dress up as the Snow Maiden and Santa Claus, so that you can rob without being pale. I just don’t understand one thing, why are you the Santa Claus, and I’m the Snow Maiden?
Father Frost: Well, firstly, bald, I have a real beard (pulls off Santa Claus's beard). Where did you see bearded snow maidens? This business is loved only in Europe. And secondly, there was no second Santa Claus costume, and it would be suspicious. Again, we are not in Europe. And in general, say thank you that I did not dress up as Santa Claus, otherwise you would be a deer!
Snow Maiden: You are a deer! Bearded!
Father Frost: Whose cow mooed there, huh?

And they step on each other.
At this moment, a girl enters.

Young woman: And here you are!

Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden freeze and very slowly turn to her.

Young woman: I ordered you!
Snow Maiden (quietly): She? Us?
Santa Claus (looking into the neckline of the blouse inseparably): No.
Young woman: Only I was waiting for you at the main entrance, and you are already here! But it's even wonderful. And then the holiday will begin soon, you need to have time to prepare.
Snow Maiden (frightened): Holiday? What holiday?
Young woman: Like what? New Years of course! It was for this that I called Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. And I see you already with gifts!
Snow Maiden: Yeah, as they collected for themselves. (pulls the bag closer to him).
Young woman: This is good, but you can find out why the Snow Maiden is a man?
Father Frost: Yes, you understand, the crisis ... There are not enough Snow Maidens for everyone. So they take anyone...
Snow Maiden (displeasedly pokes Santa Claus in the back, and then turns to the girl): And you, excuse me, actually, who?
Young woman: Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Anna Yakovlevna Smekhova, a teacher in our kindergarten.
Snow Maiden: D-kindergarten?
Young woman: Yes, and now it will be a holiday at junior group. So…
Santa Claus: Gray-haired, just call me Gray-haired (takes the hand and slowly bends down for a kiss on the hand)
Snow Maiden:
He is gray-haired Arkady Sansanovich. That scumbag ... oh, Santa Claus! And I'm Lysovoy Mityai Palych ...
Young woman: Arkady Sansanovich, very nice! (looking at the hand of Santa Claus) Oh, and you have such an interesting tattoo here (reads) s.e.w.e.r.
Father Frost: Just Veliky Ustyug did not fit...
Snow Maiden (from behind Santa Claus): so what are the kids?
Young woman: Yes, they are quite small, only recently they crawled out from under the table, now here ... a New Year's tree. So now you will see for yourself.

A New Year's children's melody plays, and "kids" come out: dressed up in costumes of a deer (required), a bunny, a bear, parsley, a dog, a wolf, etc. men. You can just wear masks.

Young woman: Children, say hello to Santa Claus.
Children (in chorus): Hello Dedushka Moroz!
Father Frost: Well hello brother! (approaches everyone and shakes hands. He reaches the deer and says) Well, hello, deer. (turns to the Snow Maiden and grins) Look, it really is a deer!
Snow Maiden (shushing at Santa Claus): hello kids! Let's dance a round dance.
Father Frost: Oh right, round dance! So, it means that they stood one after another, hands behind their backs iiiii .... Went. Maestro, music! (plays from gentlemen of fortune)

The Snow Maiden taps her forehead with her fist.

The music ends and the girl says: And now Santa Claus will give you gifts!
Snow Maiden, stepping back and hiding the bag (hysterically): NO!
Young woman: Oh yes, of course! You need to tell Santa Claus a poem. Well, doggy, let's talk.

It turns out that the "dog" and tells any New Year's poem.

Santa Claus (clapping): Well, beautiful, high five! (approaches the Snow Maiden and tries to take the bag away, so desperately shakes her head and does not give). He told a poem!
Snow Maiden: Gray-haired, are you crazy or something ?! If this is how everyone who tells a rhyme is given honestly stolen, then we will not be left with it!
Santa Claus (still taking out a wad of money and clapping her palms): Hey, dog, for such a gift, one rhyme will not be enough.
Dog: And I can still solve the riddle!
Father Frost: Oh, yes, you look, what a cheeky one! Daredevil straight. (turns to the Snow Maiden) He clearly senses that there is still a ssssobaka in the bag. Well, okay, come on, listen: I found her in the forest. I have been looking for her for a long time. I brought it home because I couldn't find it.
Dog: A splinter.
Father Frost: Oh pa! Which! Beautiful! Wow! Give paw! (gives money). With this gift, you paid your parents the entire kindergarten for a year in advance. And all this for just one rhyme and a riddle! The rest of you learn! And you keep some more chocolate!
Snow Maiden: Chocolate?! Do you have chocolates too?
Father Frost: No, but what?
Snow Maiden: Well, give it here! (runs up, grabs the rest of the chocolates and gives them to the children) Here you go, you have a chocolate and you have a chocolate, and you. Everyone run away from here! Happy New Year. Let everything stick together with you, oh, that is, it will come true!
Young woman: Oh thank you! So great! You are just great!
Father Frost: Why, everything is for you (looks at the neckline) Anna ...
Snow Maiden: Well, if that's all, then we'll probably go!
Young woman: Where are you? But what about money?
Snow Maiden (sack presses closer): will not give it back!
Young woman: No, I give you money for work.
Snow Maiden: Ahh, well, it's possible...

And at that moment a man runs in.

Man: And here you are! Finally I found you!

Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden simultaneously raise their hands up.

Young woman: Oh, Andrey Nikolaevich! You come!
Man: What, late again?
Young woman: No big deal, here you go. These are our Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, who had a wonderful time this holiday. And this, police captain Andrey Nikolaevich, is Petya's son!
Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden (slowly lowering his hands): Zzzzzzzsti.
Man: Yes, you understand, again I was late to my son for the holiday! And all because some cretins decided to rob all the shops on New Year's Eve! No, well, you can give them credit for originality: it’s necessary to dress up as Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden in order to steal money, chocolate and tangerines!
Snow Maiden (hisses in the ear of Santa Claus): Tangerines?!
Santa Claus (shrugs): So it's the new year.
Man: Now run, look for them all over the city! And how many such Santa Clauses with Snow Maidens are countless! At least take yours!
Young woman: Oh, you don't need to take ours. They were celebrating with us.
Snow Maiden: Yes, yes, while "someone" was robbing, we were at a party, so it's not us!
At this moment, a “child” dressed up as a dog runs in: daddy, daddy you came! Look what Santa gave me! (gives money)


Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden slowly back away.

Man: Well, stand!

And they all run away together.

Young woman: This is how little Petya's dream came true - to celebrate the New Year with his dad - a major! So let your dreams come true. Happy New Year!

The second New Year's scenario from Julia is positioned as a New Year's scenario for teenagers. I can’t say how true this is, Yulia knows better, let me remind you, she is 13 years old, which means that Yulia herself belongs to this age category ...

It seems to me that such a New Year's scenario for teenagers is well suited for holding a class event at school ... Where everything should be pretty decent and restrained, but at the same time fun. And it will be fun! Because the script contains funny riddles and games that can amuse not only teenagers. Therefore, friends, read on and take note of ideas for holding a festive event at home, at school or at work.

New Year's scenario requires preliminary preparation:

  • The guys need to prepare small festive performances,
  • props for games and competitions,
  • symbolic prizes and gifts for everyone, for example, calendars for the next year,
  • as well as prepare musical accompaniment

New Year's scenario for teenagers for a class event

Presenter 1:

- Good evening to everyone here.
Long-awaited New Year
we meet together.
There will be a friendly dance
and poems and songs.

Let the lights on the tree
burn brightly,
Happy Santa Claus everyone
bring gifts.

Presenter 2: Hello, may this new year bring more joy to everyone!

Presenter 1:

Don't be afraid to get lost in love...

No need to be madly afraid - to fall in love,

You don't have to stick to morality,

For a long time, everyone has lost this morality ...

Something we are embarrassed forever, we are ashamed,

We are afraid to admit, we are afraid to get burned,

We suffer and hide our eyes from love,

And the heart is torn, bathing in blood ...

What will I say? And how will they answer me? …

And what will people in the world say? ...

And how will our whole life be built?

Question after question... you just hold on!

Years pass ... we live as best we can ...

We do not dare to succumb to sudden love ...

We are afraid to destroy everything that we have,

Without true passion, we rust over the years ...

We are looking for excuses in everything -

And age ... and appearance ... all this has to do with it!

And time flies and it is merciless!

And we keep saying - everything will settle down, okay ...

And we get married, get married ... sometimes,

Not knowing what we are doing to ourselves...

And love cries - you won't come back!

And everything could be decided by just one look ...

Presenter 2: You told some sad poems ... But today is a holiday! Let's have fun, be happy and fool around.

Host 1: Come on! I propose to warm up to play the game "Hold the snowflake"

Game "Hold the snowflake"

To play you need:

  • Cotton wool.

Preparation: lumps are made from cotton wool, resembling a snowflake. Game: at the signal of the leader, the participants begin to blow from below on the lump so that it flies like a snowflake.

The task is not to let the "snowflake" fall. The winner is the participant who kept the "snowflake" in the air the longest ....

(Note.TL, perhaps cotton is still a heavy material - for this competition you can take fluff)

The winner will be awarded some memorable souvenir.
Presenter 2: But we have not just a holiday! Today is the New Year! I propose to invite the one in whose honor this celebration is (Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden) Let's remember how we did this when we were in kindergarten and together we will call Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden together!

All: Santa Claus! Snow Maiden!

Santa Claus: Hello guys, let's start having fun? (Yes!) I propose to sing a round dance and a song

(Potap and Nastya - do not tear a needle from a pine tree.)

Snow Maiden: We sang great! Now, let's play! For example, in a game called “I’ll go there I don’t know where!”

Game "Go there, I don't know where"

4-6 people are invited. Depending on the conceived and pre-prepared plates.
Chairs are lined up. Back to the audience.
Participants sit on chairs.

Signs are hung on the backs of chairs, such as Bedroom, Toilet, Institute, Shop, etc.
To each participant in turn, the presenter or the audience asks questions like:
Why do you go there?
What do you usually do there?
Do you love being there?
How often do you go there?
What is there? And so on.
Since the participants do not see the signs, they answer what comes to mind.
It turns out funny and interesting.

(Small souvenirs for all participants)

Presenter 1: Cool played! Did you like Santa Claus?

Santa Claus: oh, and I laughed enough!

Presenter 2: I suggest that everyone who has prepared the numbers, let them speak.

Ded Moroz and Snegurochka: Please!!!

(guys performance)
Snow Maiden: Well done all - they performed great! Accept New Year's souvenirs for your interesting numbers (gives presents)
Presenter 2: I want to invite you to play the game "Guess the melody"

Game "Guess the melody"

(the operator turns on the backing tracks in turn, and those present guess, you can only call a few people and only they will guess, guessing - prizes)

Santa Claus: Yes, you know the songs well! Can you solve my riddles?!

funny riddles


What is cooked but not eaten? (Lessons).
Why is the cat running? (On the ground).
Where does the cat go when it crosses the road? (On the other side of this road).
When is the best time for a black cat to sneak into a house? (When the door is open).
Under which bush does a hare hide when it rains? (Under wet).
How can you jump down a ladder ten meters high and not crash? (You have to jump from the bottom step).
Snow Maiden: Can you guess my riddles?! (Yes)
Which hand is more convenient to stir tea in a glass? (The one with the spoon).
How can you draw water with a net? (If the water turns to ice).
How many sandwiches can you eat on an empty stomach? (One, the second will no longer be considered on an empty stomach).
How many peas can fit into a glass? (None, peas can't walk).
If you throw a green ball into the Red Sea, what will it become? (Wet).
What dishes can not be eaten from? (From empty).

Presenter 1: What good fellows!

Presenter 2: I propose to play the game "Crocodile"

Game "Crocodile"

The class is divided into two teams.

One person from the team is shown an object or a sign with the name of the object. His task, without saying anything in words, but only by describing movements, is to show this object so that the team can guess it. So several items are guessed in a row for each team. In order to guess all the objects, it is given certain time. The team with the most items guessed within that time wins. (participants get prizes)

Presenter 1: You are good at guessing! Let's guess now you our riddles!?

We will fight with ... (Evil)
For luck to continue
We will leave forever ... (Envy.)
So that there are rainbow changes,
It's time to give up ... (Treason.)

Presenter 2: For money to pour in heavenly manna,
We urgently need to get rid of ... (Deceit.)
To forget about discord and disputes,
Give up family (quarrels.)
In order for the circumstances to develop successfully,
We will not say out loud offensive ... (Expletive.)

Presenter 1: And now the disco! (disco is held)

Final words of the holiday

Host 1: I would not want to interrupt our fun, our holiday is coming to an end and I wanted to read you a few lines of verse.

I believe this New Year
It will bring a lot of happiness.
Good luck to us
Prepared by Santa Claus.
Hidden in his bag
What we longed for
There is a lot of health, faith,
And love sits, I guess.
Well, also, joy, laughter,
And, of course, success.
There is wealth and recognition,
Beauty and charm.
Everyone in that bag will find
What is expected of life.
Brings a lot of happiness
I believe this New Year!

Presenter 2: And the truth is that the holiday has come to an end, I don’t want it to end. I also want to read you a few lines!

New Year is a favorite holiday.
Have fun the whole country!
Christmas trees are full of gifts
The glasses are drunk to the bottom.
Bursting with treats
All family tables.
Each other's forgiveness
They ask for their sins
And by twelve, wishes
Hurry to guess.
They don't care about distance.
What a miracle, that rite!
People believe in Santa Claus
That dreams come true
They believe that a miracle is possible.
So believe soon and you!

Santa Claus: How I don’t want to leave, but I have to and I want to wish you

I wish you a New Year
Many years to live without worries,
To have a lot of money
The heart without love did not ache,
So that, contrary to fate,
You had both a stake and a yard!
So that leisure is not boring, -
Heaps of grandchildren and children
Well, what is most important -
The house would be full of friends!
Your home will be
Warm up with their warmth!

Snow Maiden:
Happy New Year with a new happiness,
Congratulations, friends!
Peace, joy, smiles,
I sincerely wish!

Host1, host2, Santa Claus, Snow Maiden: Goodbye, happy new year!!!
New Year's scenario for teenagers (from 10 to 15 years old) was written by "Belousova Julia" (13 years old)
From Samara region Art. Klyavlino.

New Year's scenes - miniatures for younger children school age.

Konysheva Ludmila Borisovna
Place of work: teacher MKOU secondary school, village Vichevshchina, Kumensky district, Kirov region.

New Year's scenes - miniatures "Gifts for Santa Claus".

Material Description: this material will be of interest to teachers primary school, educators, organizers of events with children, and even children of primary school age. Funny miniature scenes decorate the holiday, help out in preparation artistic number will create a good mood.

Target: to teach children the skill of reincarnation to create a festive mood among the audience.

Tasks: to promote the disclosure of the creative abilities of children;
develop expressive speech, acting skills and memory of students;
teach interaction in a theatrical performance.

Scene 1 "In the forest clearing."

Characters: presenter, fox, hedgehog, hare, squirrel, bear, wolf, mouse.

Props: masks of the heroes of the scene, a basket with dummies of edible mushrooms, large carrots, walnuts, a barrel of honey, a New Year's lantern, very small felt boots.

Leading: Noisy in the forest clearing
It suddenly became the New Year!
This is Santa Claus
The people decided to surprise.
We argued for a long time, decided
A gift for Grandfather was chosen.

Fox: Me for Santa Claus
I draw roses in the snow.
I'm very tired
All waving its tail.
Accept, Frost, bouquet (looks around)
Oh, he was covered with snow ... (sadly)

Hedgehog: Yes, the gift is so good
What you won't find soon...
(looks around, looking for painted flowers in the snow)
(referring to the audience)
You can't find a better gift
Than dried mushrooms.

Fox: Do you want to poison your grandfather?
Should we cancel New Year's Eve?

Hedgehog: What a scream! What an emergency!
I did not take poisonous ones! (shows a basket of mushrooms).

Hare: I will give Grandfather a carrot -
Will run, jump deftly.
Squirrels in the forest clearing
Play with him in the burners.

Squirrel: What are you, rabbit? He is a grandfather!
And he's three hundred years old!
Difficult to compete with squirrels
He can't keep up with us!
We give him all the squirrels
Cooked walnut. (pulls out walnuts)

Bear: Since Frost is three hundred years old,
He doesn't have any teeth!
How will he chew on a nut?
Your gift is just laughter!
From the bear people
We will give a barrel of honey! (shows a barrel of honey)

Wolf: What did the bears think?
Judge for yourself, children.
Frost will eat honey a little
And go to sleep in a lair.
So he will sleep all winter,
Paw, like a bear, suck.
Our flashlight shines brightly
It's perfect for a gift!
It's perfect for a gift!
Santa Claus walks a lot,
A flashlight is a light on the road. (shows Christmas lantern)

Mouse: Although we are a small people,
We are frost boots
We decided to donate here.
Will wear boots.
New felt boots
Nothing that tiny! (shows boots)

All: Santa Claus, don't be angry
Accept our gifts! (Give gifts to Santa Claus)

Characters: mother of Zaya and hares - Bunny, Belyanchik, Ushastik, Fluff.

Props: hare masks, fake TV, large carrots, saucepan and ladle, Snickers and Bounty chocolate.

(On the stage, the bunnies Belyanchik, Ushastik and Fluff are watching TV, Zaya's mother cooks dinner, Bunny runs in).

Bunny(runs to brothers): Belyanchik, Ushastik, Fluff, have you seen where my carrot is?
Belyanchik: Yah you!

eared: Once upon a time we...

Fluff: You see, the movie is cool on TV!

Bunny (comes to mom): Mom Zaya, please give me the most delicious carrot.

Mom Zaya: But, Bunny, we already had breakfast ...

Bunny: Yes, it's not for me!

Mom Zaya: And to whom?

Bunny: I want to make a gift to Santa Claus, otherwise he always brings gifts to everyone, but no one gives him anything ...

Mom Zaya: Well, if so, here's the biggest and most delicious carrot!

(gives Bunny a large carrot, he takes it in his hands and turns to the audience).

Bunny: I love my grandfather very much
I'll give him a carrot!

(the brothers listen and join in the conversation).

Belyanchik: Your carrot is nonsense
Here's my Snickers - yes! (pulls out Snickers chocolate)
It tastes better, you know...

eared: (interrupts and takes out Bounty chocolate)

"Bounty" he needs more
He has not been to the south
And I didn't eat coconuts
Let the old man try...

Fluff:(interrupts)
Bite your tongue!
I know what he needs!
support me together (referring to the audience).
Is he a man or not?
We'll give him Gillette!

Bunny: What are you, he rarely shaves,
Grandpa walks with a beard!

Belyanchik: I would give "Rastishka"
Let it grow up and up and out!

eared: Adult uncle does not grow!
Well, what is the use of "Rastishka"!

Fluff: I'm thinking, friends
It's time for grandpa to bathe.
"Johnsons Baby" is just a fairy tale
He doesn't sting his eyes at all!

Belyanchik: No, the gift is better than mine!
Listen to which one:
Suddenly frost in the north
Freeze your nose
"HALLS" will immediately take it in your mouth,
And grandfather's nose will go away!

eared: Can "MISTER PROPER" take,
Clean up the house for the holidays?

Belyanchik and Fluff: (pick up, humming):
"MISTER PROPER" - more fun,
The house is clean twice as fast!

eared:(thinks) Or "Tide", or maybe "BOSCH" -
Also, in general - that's good!

Fluff: I love my family
Juice like this, I drink it
Liters ten or five ....

Mom Zaya: You'll burst, baby, again!

Fluff (offended): And you pour, and move away!

Bunny(raises hands): My family!
And, in my opinion, it is very harmful for someone to watch TV all day. Where is my carrot? It's delicious and heartfelt! (takes a carrot and runs away, the brothers shrug their shoulders in bewilderment and exchange glances).


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