31.10.2020

Scenes for the new year are funny and cool. Scenario of the New Year's performance for adults “Wrong Tale” New Year's comic fairy tale for adults


With fun text and minimal props. These can be skits or fairy tales with quick dressing (or no costumes at all), their main feature is that they are easy to organize and arrange at any holiday, and with any composition of guests.

Here are collected the best New Year's fairy tales and sketches - impromptu, the plot of which is connected with this wonderful holiday called New Year .

Some of them with a large number of characters, and some - not, some are designed only for adult company, other New Year's fairy tales and skits can be held in a mixed company and even with children - choose which ones are more suitable for your guests (Fairy tales are written by talented Internet authors - thanks to them for that!)

1. New Year's scene "Chukcha" based on the fable of S. Mikhalkov.

scene moved - watch

2. New Year's scene - impromptu "Herring under a fur coat."

This wonderful new year game is always fun and cheers up everyone: participants and spectators. But it is important to present this game well, a lot depends on the presenter, his artistry and comments (if necessary).

Presenter: A festive table on New Year's Eve ... for many, this is the most important thing: strong drinks, aromatic snacks, delicious salads ... What do you think, which salad is the most popular in New Year? Herring under a fur coat? Wonderful! So let's get it ready.

Gives the participant a chef's hat and an apron. Asks him to invite guests to certain roles. Puts 2 chairs at a distance of 2 meters. Next, the guests sit on chairs on their knees to each other, so that those sitting on one chair look at those sitting on the other chair.

1. At the base of this salad is a herring, it should be large, juicy - invite two juicy men. And the eyes of the herring are large and slightly protruding. I said lightly! OK!

Men sit on chairs facing each other

2. We put on the herring, but rather scatter the onion, cut into rings. Invite two blonde ladies, the beam is white! Girls, we scatter over the herring, we are not shy.

The ladies sit on the laps of the men facing each other.

3. Now we take boiled potatoes, and spread them on top. Again we invite men. Potato, well, why are you so boiled, let's be more active!

4. Let's grease everything with fragrant low-calorie mayonnaise. Let's invite the ladies. Mayonnaise, spread, spread!

The ladies sit down again.

5. And again a vegetable. Carrots this time. Men, we are waiting for you. What a beautiful carrot! All smooth, long, strong! And what a beautiful top!

Men sit in the same way.

6. Mayonnaise again, ladies ahead! We sit down, we smear!

The ladies sit down again.

7. Beets, we are waiting for you! Beets, some of you are not red, and not even burgundy, but we hope delicious!

The men sit down.

8. Decorate our salad with herbs. Parsley and dill put you in the middle. You are a sprig of dill, make us a sprig! And you, parsley, make a twig.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Herring under a fur coat is ready! Bon appetit!

Applause to all participants!

3. Instant New Year's scene: "A movie is being shot!"

Raise your hands, those who dream of becoming an artist, who want to act in films. Now, right here, on the spot, a film will be shot, in which you will be assigned to play the main roles. You see these cameras, you have cards in your hands. The cards indicate which role you have. I will read the script, name the characters who have this role on the card - welcome to the stage! The jury will choose the best artist. So: camera, motor, started!

He reads, calling one participant in the production and forcing them to "enter the image."

So, the artists received cards with the characters of our impromptu performance, which we will shoot on camera. What needs to be done, they learn only on the stage and must immediately perform it.

This is a very fun mobile game. Costumes are not necessary for her, it is enough to prepare 6 cards with words and put 6 chairs in the center of the hall. Each player (6 people) draws a card for himself and sits on one of the chairs. Hearing the name of your character, you need to: say your words, run around six chairs and take your place again. With the words: "Happy New Year!" - everyone stands up and runs around the chairs. It turns out not a scene, but a cheerful "begalka" with words.

Characters and words:

Holiday - "Hurrah"
Santa Claus - “I haven’t drunk with you yet?”
Snow Maiden - "As much as possible!"
Champagne - "Scha, how to hit in the head"
Elka - "I'm on fire"
Gifts - "I'm all yours"
All: Happy New Year!

Text.

Once upon a time there was a little girl and dreamed: when I grow up, I will arrange a big New Year's HOLIDAY, I will decorate a huge Christmas tree, and a real Santa Claus will come to me. And at that time, somewhere in the world, there lived a little boy who dreamed that when he grew up, he would put on a Santa Claus costume, give everyone GIFTS and meet a real SNOW MAIDEN. They grew up and met by chance, and the girl became a SNOW MAIDEN, and the boy FATHER FROST. And soon they began to dream about the New Year's HOLIDAY.

FATHER FROST dreamed of gathering all his friends and drinking them with CHAMPAGNE. In addition, he wanted to shout: "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" kiss with the SNOW MAIDEN. And then came December 31, 20 .... years. They dressed up the Christmas tree. CHAMPAGNE flowed like a river at the HOLIDAY, and the guests gave GIFTS and thought: “This is a HOLIDAY! And FATHER FROST is real, and SNOW MAIDEN is a beauty. And what a wonderful tree! What an excellent CHAMPAGNE!"

The best GIFT for FATHER FROST and SNOW MAIDEN was that the guests shouted: “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”

Source: forum.in-ku

5. New Year's Impromptu "Morning January 1st"

Leading: 12 people are invited for this. Their task is to depict with gestures and sounds what we will read. First, let's distribute the roles (roles are distributed).
And now we listen to the text, depict and voice what it says.

Characters:
Dad

Mother

Mirror

Beer

Fridge

Box

Thunder

Rain

Alarm

Child

Grandfather

Messenger.

Text

PAPA got out of bed heavily in the morning. I went, looked in the MIRROR and said: “No, this cannot be!” Then PAPA angrily called MOM and demanded to bring BEER. MOMMA opened the REFRIGERATOR with a bang, took out a BEER and brought it to DAD. DAD drank the BEER and said, “Wow, good!” MOM ran up to DAD, snatched the rest of the BEER from him, drank it and threw away the empty bottle.

At this time, THUNDER rumbled outside and it began to RAIN. The ALARM CLOCK rang, the CHILD woke up and ran up to MOM in fear. The CHILD was shaking with fear. DAD invited the CHILD to look at himself in the MIRROR so that he would stop being afraid. The MIRROR reflected all the horror in the eyes of the CHILD. The ALARM CLOCK rang again and, hobbled out of his room, clucking and wailing, an angry GRANDPA came out. He also wanted a BEER, but the BEER was over, so the GRANDPA hit the REFRIGERATOR hard, shook his fist at DAD, and hugged the frightened CHILD.

The doorbell rang. It was the MESSENGER who came with the crate of BEER. GRANDFATHER hugged and kissed the MESSENGER, quickly took the crate of BEER and limped off to his room. But PAPA and MAMA saw this and merrily ran after him. And only the MIRROR and the CHILD were dissatisfied, since no one offered them a hangover.

(Source: forum.vcomine.com)

6. New Year's scene in retro style"The Girl and the Thief"

Characters:

Author
Girl - (to make it funnier, a young man can also play the role of a girl)
Girl's fur coat - (an employee or employee in a fur coat from a grandmother's chest, a sample of the 60-70s of the 20th century)
Thief (necessarily in a black stocking on his head)
Policeman
Snowflakes
Father Frost

Once upon a frosty winter

New Year's Eve sometimes
Lena went to her house
In a warm fur coat.
(The girl skips, waving her handbag).

Without sadness and anxiety
The girl was walking along the road.
And when I entered the yard,
The thief ran up to the girl.
(A thief with a revolver runs up)

He waved the gun
He ordered to take off his coat.
(The thief is actively gesturing with a revolver)

At this moment and at this very hour!
But it was not there -
Lena thief deftly in the eye
Bang! What was strength!
(The girl demonstrates several tricks).

The thief cried out in pain,
Lena called 02.
(He calls on his mobile. A policeman appears and blows his whistle).

The thief is now in captivity
And the whole head is in bandages.
(The thief, sitting on a chair, holds a grate with his hands in front of his face, and at this time a man in uniform bandages his head).

Dancing outside the window snowflakes
(Snowflakes dance with tinsel)

The thief looks at them with longing,
Licks on the window of ice
Bitter crying all day long.
(The thief sobs, rubs his eyes with his hands)

All swollen already from tears,
And the drooping one walks.
Do not understand that Santa Claus
Don't go to jail!
(Santa Claus shows him a fig).

Lena in a fur coat, like a picture,
Attends parties
Celebrating the New Year
Congratulations to all the people.
(The girl dances incendiary with a bottle of champagne)

Let's say this to the thief today
At the end of our poem
This New Year's Eve:
"STEALING IS NOT GOOD!"

7. Tale-impromptu for the New Year "The main tree in the lights"

New Year's theatre-impromptu. The text is spoken by the presenter, the selected actors say only their own words and perform any funny actions at their discretion.

Actors and lines:

Santa Claus: "Happy New Year! Fuck you!"
Snow Maiden: "And I'm only from the frost, I'm a May rose"
Main Christmas Tree: "And I'm so fucking mysterious"
Staff: "Hold on, make no mistake!!!"
Sani-Mercedes: "Oh, pour it, I'll give it a ride!"
Mobile phone: "Master, pick up the phone, the women are calling!"
Curtain: "I am silent, but I do my job!"

(quiet background music playing) "The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree")

Text

THE CURTAIN opens. THE MAIN TREE froze, waiting to be lit? Here appears FATHER FROST on a SLEY-Mercedes. GATHER FROST got down from the MERSEDES SLED and parked them not far from the MAIN FIR-tree. And the MAIN FIR-tree is waiting for decisive action. And at this time, the SNOW MAIDEN appears, in her hands is a STAFF, a MOBILE PHONE hangs around her neck. FATHER FROST joyfully hugs the SNOW MAIDEN, kisses the STAFF and takes the MOBILE PHONE.

And the MAIN Christmas tree feels the approach of the decisive moment. FATHER FROST touches with the STAFF the slender branches of the MAIN FIR-tree. From the magical touches, the YOLKA immediately sparkled with a wonderful light. The SNOW MAIDEN clapped her hands, the SUNNY MERCEDES began to dance, Ded Moroz shouted joyfully, vigorously waving his STAFF, to the loud jubilation of the MOBILE PHONE. THE CURTAIN closes.

8. New Year's fairy tale - impromptu "In the winter forest"

In this one, to enhance the humorous effect, you can give the guest, who will portray Echo, a large bag of sweets into his hands and every time he sounds "carries" - let him go into the hall and distribute them.

Characters:

Snow
Woodpecker
Crow
Bear
Echo
Forest - everyone at the tables (extras)
Breeze
Hares - 2
Robbers - 2
Gorgeous
Handsome
Horse
Bear

Text
Quiet in the winter FOREST. The first SNOW falls softly. The trees in the FOREST sway and creak with their branches. The merry WOODPECKER pecks the mighty OAK with its beak, prepares a hollow for itself. The ECHO rumbles throughout the FOREST. A cold BREED rushes between the trees and tickles the woodpecker's feathers. THE WOODPECKER is shivering from the cold. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and croaks loudly. The ECHO spreads croaks throughout the FOREST. A BEAR wanders sadly through the FOREST, the BEAR has insomnia. SNOW creaks under his paws. ECHO carries the creak throughout the FOREST.

SNOW covered the whole FOREST. The trembling Woodpecker sticks out his long beak from the hollow of the mighty OAK. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and croaks loudly. The ECHO spreads croaks throughout the FOREST. BEAR finally fell asleep. He curled up under a mighty OAK, sucks his paw and smiles in his sleep. TWO FUNNY HARES jump out into the clearing, run, jump, play catch-up.

Suddenly there was a noise. TWO ROBBERS jump out into the clearing screaming and dragging the bound BEAUTY. The ECHO carries the screams throughout the FOREST. THE RABBERS tie BEAUTY to the mighty OAK. BEAUTY screams “Help! Help!". The ECHO spreads screams throughout the FOREST.

At this time, a BEAUTIFUL YOUNG MAN was passing by on his war HORSE. He heard the screams of BEAUTY and galloped to save her. THE BEAUTIFUL shouted: “Surrender, robbers!”, the war HORSE reared up, neighed ferociously, and attacked the ROBBERS. The ECHO sent a ferocious neighing throughout the FOREST. A fight ensued, BEAUTY won. The ROBBERS fled.

The FOREST rustled joyfully, the CROW croaked merrily, the HARES clapped their hands.
BEAUTY freed BEAUTY, knelt down in front of her and confessed his love. He jumped together with BEAUTY on a HORSE and rushed through the FOREST to a brighter future.

9. Christmas story- Impromptu "Three Bears".

Characters:

Winter

Snow

Hut

Mikhailo Potapych

Nastasya Potapovna

bear

Father Frost

Chair

Pillow

Trees

A bowl

bushes.

Text

It was a harsh WINTER. SNOW fell and fell. He fell on TREES, on BUSHES, on a hut standing in the forest. And in this hut sat MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA and a little MISHUTKA. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH tested the strength of the newly repaired CHAIR: he got up on it, sat down with all his might, got up again, sat down again, he really liked the CHAIR, he even stroked it. NASTASYA POTAPOVNA admired her reflection in a clean, washed BOWL, holding it all the time in her hand or raising it above her head. MISHUTKA ran around, tossing and catching the PILLOW, sometimes hitting MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, then NASTASYA POTAPOVNA with it, this amused him greatly, and he laughed, holding his stomach.

Everyone was so busy with their own affairs that they even forgot that it was a harsh WINTER outside, SNOW was falling, so much so that TREES and SHRUBS bent to the ground. So, the SNOW kept falling and falling, soon all the TREES lay on the BUSHES, sprinkled with SNOW. Suddenly the hut shook under the weight of the SNOW that had fallen on it. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH ran out of there with huge eyes with his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA put her favorite BOWL on her head and MISHUTKA carried her favorite PILLOW in her hands, tossing it up in her hands. And then, because of the blockage of TREES and BUSHES, FATHER FROST came out, he was dumbfounded by what was happening, and bears should sleep in winter.

And WINTER is standing, it is getting more and more severe, SNOW continues to fall on everything that stands in the forest, on a blockage of TREES and BUSHES, on our BEARS, who stood up, hugging each other, holding their favorite things: a CHAIR, a BOWL and a PILLOW.

Then Santa Claus thought why, after all, BEARS do not sleep? While Ded Moroz was thinking, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH wiped his CHAIR and invited Ded Moroz to sit down. Having washed her face with tears and looked at her favorite BOWL for the last time, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA handed it to FATHER FROST. And MISHUTKA, seeing that parents are not sorry to part with their favorite things, also stroked his favorite PILLOW and put it on a CHAIR, FATHER FROST sat on the PILLOW.

All the BEARS took turns telling poems about winter, FATHER FROST got emotional and decided to give the BEARS a gift, he waved his hand and the following happened ...... As before, it was a harsh WINTER, SNOW continued to fall on TREES and BUSHES, the hut, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH slept sweetly there on his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA in an embrace with his BOWL, and MISHUTKA sucked his thumb in his sleep, lying on his favorite PILLOW. And FATHER FROST walked around the hut and sang a lullaby to them.

10. Impromptu "New Year's Tale".

Characters:

Snowflakes

Snow Maiden

Koschei

Stump

Oak

Baba Yaga

Hut

Father Frost

Text
I'm walking through the forest. SNOWFLAKES flutter, fall to the ground. I look, the SNOW MAIDEN walks, catches and examines the SNOWFLAKES. And behind her, KOSHCHEY sneaks on her heels. The SNOW MAIDEN is tired, she looks - the STUMP is standing, all strewn with SNOWFLAKES.

The SNOW MAIDEN shook them off the STUMP and sat down. And then Koschei grew bolder and came closer. “Come on, he says, SNOW MAIDEN, be friends with you!” The SNOW MAIDEN got angry, jumped up, clapped her hand on the HEMP, and clapped on the SNOWFLAKES with her top leg. "Do not happen to this, insidious KOSHCHEY!". And she went on. KOSHCHEI was so offended that he sat down on PENEK, took out a knife, and began to cut out a bad word on PENEK. And SNOWFLAKES fall on him and fall. The SNOW MAIDEN came out into the clearing and realized that she was lost. Looks, OAK stands young. A SNOW MAIDEN came up to him, hugged him by the trunk and said in a plaintive voice: “The evil KOSHCHEY scared me, they covered the path of the SNOWFLAKES, I don’t know where to go now.” I decided to stay with OAK.

Then BABA YAGA rushed in, looking, OAK, and under him SNOW MAIDEN. She tore the SNOW MAIDEN from the OAK, put her on a broom behind her and flew off. The wind whistles in my ears, SNOWFLAKES follow them in a whirlwind. They flew to Babkin's hut, and she stands in front of the forest, and behind her back to BABA-YAGA. BABA YAGA and says: "Well, hut, turn to me in front, and back to the forest." And the hut answered something like that…. Ah, thanks for the tip. So she said. But then she turned around, as ordered. BABA YAGA put a SNOW MAIDEN in it, and closed it with seven locks. She stole, then, the SNOW MAIDEN.

We need to release the SNOW MAIDEN. Well, Santa Claus and all sympathizers, let's redeem the SNOW MAIDEN from Baba Yaga (guests redeem either for champagne or showing their talents).

To have a fun festive event, you need to think in advance, which will help ensure fun and good mood.

Particularly well received new year holiday funny and funny scenes, which do not take much time, so they can be put several in a row, using as many people as possible.

New Year's skits funny and cool for high school students can include characters, both famous and fictional, as long as it is fun and interesting.

Scene for the New Year about grandmothers Yozhek

Characters: 5 grandmas hedgehogs

1 grandma: Yozhki you noticed that we haven't hung out for a long time! Oh look what's going on here
Is everyone gathered?
2 grandmother: Yes, they are probably celebrating something again! send! We must have time to bro kashcheich to the party! By the way, you need to call him, has he changed his mind about hanging out? So let's get a number! Hello, Kascheich! Hi, Well, how is everything ready? oh well then let's go! Well, kascheich said, everything is ready! Send?!
Grandmother 3: Wait, we still don't know what's going on here? Let's ask the guys?
4 grandma: Yes, no problem! Guys, tell me what's going on here?
Guys: We are celebrating the New Year!
Grandmother 5: Wow, does that mean there is going to be a party here too? Cool, let's stay here Your back hurts terribly!
All grandmas, except for 2 grandmas: Agree! Hey, hedgehog, how are you?
2 grandma: what's up?
1 grandma: Well, you're a damn deaf person, you need to fly to Laura!
Grandmother 2: Alas, my electric broom is broken!
1 grandmother: And I have been riding a Merc for a long time! Well, why do you want to stay here for a party?
Grandmother 2: Of course! Well, grannies, let's have a blast!?

the phone rings, at the 4th grandma

Grandmother 4: Hello, hello! Well, I've signed up for tomorrow! Okay, now I have no time! Dosvidos!
5 grandma: Where did you sign up?
4 grandma: Oh, to the makeup artist! Decided to preen before a date with the water man!
Grandmother 3: Okay, enough, let's finally hang out!
1 grandma: Well, DJ, turn on a song for us! Yes, better!

include for example: "a Christmas tree was born in the forest"

3 Grandmother: Hey, DJ, what did you turn on for us? Come on, our beloved!

Plays the song of grandmothers-hedgehogs

Cool New Year's scene about blondes

Participants should speak with expression and intonation, parodying modern fashionistas

1 Blonde: Hello girlfriend, Why are you standing here?
2 Blonde: Waiting for Leshy
1 Blonde: Why wait for him?
2 Blonde: Yes, I met him, I couldn’t leave everything as it is - he looks like a loser .. so no one goes now ...
1 Blonde: And where is he?
2 Blonde: At the hairdresser... at Zverev's
1 Blonde: Is this a famous hairdresser?
2 Blonde: No, namesake ... he is also a stylist, he will do a little image ...
1 Blonde: Ouch
2 Blonde: What?
1 Blonde: Your hair is black!
2 Blonde: Faster pull!
1 Blonde: Yes, I was joking ..
2 Blonde: YES, well, you .. By the way, here is Leshy.

Goblin comes out in super new clothes, to the music

1 Blonde: Listen to the latest fashion...
2 Blonde: Yes, now with him both to the feast and to the world ..
Goblin: Well, I changed my image a bit ... how did it happen?
1 Blonde: Great...
2 Blonde: Now I would like to teach you how to dance...
Goblin: I know how to be a tectonist ...
1 Blonde: Already something, show me ...

You can complete the performance with the dance of Leshy and the blondes.

Blondes and Leshy leave Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson appear on stage, hold Leshy's sock in their hands, approach the microphone and twist it in their hands

Holmes: Watson, I think it's a man's sock..
Watson: How did you guess?
Holmes: Elementary! The size is too big.
Watson: You think it cannot belong to a woman?
Holmes: To be honest, I saw a gentleman who was walking in the second sock.
Watson: Holmes, you are simply a genius. Where was this gentleman going?
Holmes: Elementary, my dear friend, accompanied by two ladies, he was probably in a hurry to the disco…. Oh, I think someone else is going there too...
Watson: Let's go, shall we?
Holmes: For those who are over a hundred years old? Although, let's go .. It doesn't stop us from having fun.

Scene for the New Year about the Snow Queen

Snow Queen: Call Angry and Thorn to me ...

Angry and Thorn come running

Snow Queen: My faithful maids, how long have we been doing nasty things?
Zlyuchka: For a long time...
Prickly: For a long time...
Snow Queen: Do people want to spoil the holiday?
Bitch: I want...
Thorn: Already prickly ...
Snow Queen: Here, keep a catalog of cosmetics, whoever rubs it and smells it will get sick, fall ill
Zlyuchka: Get sick?
Thorn: Will you get sick?
Zlyuchka: And will he miss the holiday?
Prickle: And a holiday!!! Miss...?
Snow Queen: And get sick and miss. You need to offer this catalog to everyone and sneeze at people.
Zlyuchka: And if people take vitamins if?
Kolyuchka: And if you played sports?
Snow Queen: And they will celebrate alone without friends... Go quickly, do my will.

They leave. Ivanushka enters the stage

Ivanushka: Alyonushka? Has anyone seen my sister?
Zlyuchka: Is that Ivanushka?
Thorn: Open the goat flu page faster?
Zlyuchka: Young man - look at some cosmetics, just for your sister.
Thorn: Here, smell it.
Ivanushka: Oh, you really need to buy a present for your sister! (sniffs)
Zlyuchka: Well, how?
Thorn: Good cosmetics?
Ivanushka: Oh, I have a temperature, probably an acute respiratory disease.

Alyonushka is coming

Alyonushka: Ivanushka, what's wrong with you? Oops.. temperature!
Zlyuchka: Infected, will your brother get sick now?
Thorn: And the holiday is ruined for you?

Ivanushka coughs

Alyonushka: We'll see about that. (Picks up the phone) Urgent orderlies.

Orderlies run in the form of snowmen

Orderlies: What happened, where is the infection?
Alyonushka: Yes, there are two people here carrying.
Ivanushka: I was infected with goat flu.
Orderlies: Clearly, disinfect the infection!

Angry and Thorn run away screaming, followed by orderlies with large syringes.

Alyonushka: I told you, Ivanushka, go in for sports, eat vitamins - you didn’t obey me, but nothing ...

The Snow Maiden enters

Snow Maiden: I’ll help your problem, but only more, mind you, don’t get sick ... magic wand I’ll wave it, but the illness will pass by the evening, but for now the milk is warm, and the stove ...
Who arranged it all ... Surely either Baba Yaga or the Snow Queen, you will need to tell Santa Claus ...

The New Year traditionally comes with bitter frosts, snowdrifts, as well as corporate parties that gather "labor associates" into one cheerful noisy company. Indeed, it is always a pleasure to meet colleagues in a relaxed festive atmosphere - away from office routine and busy work schedules. In order for the holiday to pass brightly and unforgettably, it is important to prepare a script for an entertainment program in advance. So, funny funny scenes for the New Year 2019 for adults will bring a touch of humor and raise the general mood - be it short thematic productions, long performances, modern ones based on old ones. good fairy tales. We invite you to use our cool video ideas and play skits on corporate party in honor of the New Year. Undoubtedly, the Yellow Earth Pig will appreciate your acting talent and give his favor.

Funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for a corporate party - ideas for a script

New Year's corporate party is a bright and long-awaited event that opens a series of winter holidays. However, not everyone likes to simply treat themselves to salads and raise table toasts. Show a bit of imagination by diluting the traditional scenario of collective gatherings with cool scenes - here you will find original ideas for adults. Yes, funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 contribute to the unification and maximum involvement in the process. We are sure no one will be bored!

Ideas for funny modern scenes with jokes for a New Year's corporate party

According to tradition, in some countries it is customary to pour water on each other on New Year's Eve - as a sign of cleansing from everything bad, as well as the most good wishes. If you decide to surprise your colleagues and bosses, play a funny scene for the New Year 2019 with “water” jokes. So, we stock up on two capacious jugs - pour water into one (about half the volume), pour colorful confetti into the other. First, the host pronounces a toast with the best wishes of happiness and well-being to all those present. Then comes a proposal to follow the example of Thailand or Cuba - to arrange a pouring of water to attract good luck in the New Year. The first jug is taken out “to the public”, demonstrating the presence of water inside the vessel. While everyone is preparing for congratulations, a jug of water is quietly replaced by a second container - with confetti. Raising the pitcher, the presenter “splashes out” its contents on his colleagues in a big way, which is quite expected, causing a lot of violent emotions. Here is such a funny scene-joke in honor of the New Year 2019!

The corporate theme is truly inexhaustible - for the New Year you can play funny funny scenes with Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. In theory, applicants come to the HR manager to interview for these fabulous positions. Colleagues will act as candidates for Santa Clauses and Snow Maidens - they will have to sing, dance or tell a cool New Year's joke. Of course, the audience of this funny skit about the New Year will make the decision to accept the “work”.

Funny sketches for a corporate party for the New Year 2019 - fairy tales with jokes, ideas, videos

Many still remember childhood New Year's parties filled with touching warmth and sincerity. As a rule, the basis for the scenario of such an event is folk tales, with a mandatory invitation to "visit" Baba Yaga, Dunno, Little Red Riding Hood, the Wolf and other famous characters. However, a fairy-tale theme can be successfully used for a corporate party - scenes for the New Year 2019 with jokes will be remembered for a long time. We are sure that our ideas from the video will inspire you to create original reprises, funny fairy tales in a new “adult” way.

A selection of ideas for funny fairy tale scenes for adults for the New Year - 2019

The well-known children's fairy tale "Gingerbread Man" is an excellent basis for a cool corporate scene for the New Year. We need Grandfather, Grandmother, Hare, Wolf and Fox. For the main role, it is better to choose an actor of impressive build. So, Kolobok sits on a chair, and the host begins the tale with the words: “Once Grandfather and Grandmother baked Kolobok - cute, but very voracious.” According to the scenario, here Gingerbread Man threatens to eat Grandma and Grandfather, and in response, the old people promise to rewrite the apartment for him. Then the Hare, the Wolf and the Fox take the stage in turn - Kolobok addresses each with the same “terrible” phrase. In order to avoid such a fate, the Hare offers a carrot (you can take any fruit or a bottle of alcohol). The wolf promises to give the Hare - he immediately catches him and gives him the Kolobok. And the cunning Fox herself is going to eat Kolobok, and almost embodies her plan, having previously selected the “carrot” and the Hare. However, Kolobok makes a marriage proposal to Chanterelle - the bride and groom sit together on the same chair, and the rest of the participants are around. On this cheerful note, the presenter ends the tale with the phrase: “And so they adopted the Hare, and began to live, live, and make good money.”

Cool scene-tale for the New Year 2019 for adults "Three Little Pigs", video

The New 2019 Year of the Pig is already on the threshold - we offer to play a cool scene for adults "The Three Little Pigs". On the video you can watch your favorite children's fairy tale in a modern "adult" processing.

Short scenes for the New Year 2019 for adults - funny impromptu, video

New Year's parties have long become a tradition and an obligatory "meeting place" for employees of many companies and firms. Such events usually do not leave anyone indifferent, and time passes quickly in a kaleidoscope of fun entertainment and surprises. Each holiday scenario contains funny funny scenes - for the New Year 2019, you can come up with and play your own production. For example, it can be an impromptu event, which does not require special props or costumes. We have selected several funny short scenes for adults and video - a great number for the New Year.

A short funny scene for adults to celebrate the New Year

In every house for the New Year, a festive table is set with a variety of delicious dishes - here you can find fragrant hot dishes, various salads and gourmet snacks. We offer to play a funny impromptu scene with a "culinary" bias on the preparation of the famous salad "Herring under a fur coat." So, one participant will play the role of a cook - you will need props in the form of a white cap and apron. On the stage we put two chairs opposite each other at a distance of two meters. The cook begins to “cook” by naming the ingredients of the salad one by one. First comes a large and juicy herring - stately large men are suitable for this role. Two men sit on chairs. A pair of blonde women perfectly imitates an “onion” cut into rings, laid on top of a “herring” - the girls need to sit on the laps of men. On top of the "onion" we rub the boiled "potato" (men), then grease with "mayonnaise" (ladies). We also choose men for the role of "carrots" and "beets" - do not forget about the "mayonnaise" layer. As a result, we will get a wonderful "salad", all the "ingredients" of which will be sitting on each other's laps. Such a funny scene with a touch of humor will fit perfectly into any New Year's script for an adult company.

Video with a short incendiary scene for the New Year

New Year is a time of fun, laughter and bright incendiary jokes. If you want to arrange an unforgettable corporate holiday or friendly gatherings, we recommend playing a funny scene from our video.

New Year's sketches for a corporate party - cool short tales on video

On New Year's Eve, many companies arrange corporate parties for their employees - with fun contests, dances and other jokes. So, New Year's scenes not only cheer up, but also help to strengthen corporate spirit, team building. As an original entertainment, you can prepare cool New Year's skits with the participation of employees. On the video you will find interesting ideas funny scenes about the New Year with funny stories - you can rehearse them in advance or arrange an improvisation.

What cool scenes can be played for the New Year 2019 at a corporate party, video

The coolest scenes for the New Year 2019 for a fun company - ideas, videos

Meeting the New Year with a big cheerful company is a great opportunity to make new acquaintances and just have fun. The coolest scenes for the New Year 2019 will interest everyone present, create a unique holiday atmosphere. IN big company there will always be acting talents that can “ignite” with their game and charisma. With the help of our ideas on video, you will arrange an unforgettable cool holiday for the New Year and have fun.

Video with ideas for a New Year's scene in a big fun company

What to play scenes for the New Year 2019? For adults at a corporate party, you can arrange a lot of entertainment - funny modern scenes, short and long fairy tales on new way, cool reprises in cheerful company. Here you will find interesting ideas, as well as videos with original stories on new year theme. Happy New Year to you!

There is something fabulous and mystical in the New Year's holiday itself, and therefore the fabulous performances, games and skits included in it entertainment program, are always held with a bang, and not only at children's parties, but also at adult parties. We all believe in miracles this evening, and everyone wants to be part of this miracle.

At children's parties, everything is usually thought out and rehearsed in advance, but for adults there is always room for impromptu: New Year's fairy tales, which do not require complex props or preliminary tiring rehearsals, enjoy well-deserved love as guests , as well as event organizers.

Our collection includes copyright New Year's fairy tales - impromptu, written on the topic New Year's adventures our favorite characters: Santa Claus, Snow Maiden, Christmas trees, bunnies, etc. Costumes, if desired, can be prepared full-fledged, or symbolic (ears, hats, capes), the main thing is to choose the right performers (preferably artistic and groovy), expressively read the text and successfully choose the fairy tale itself, then success is guaranteed.

1. New Year's fairy tale-impromptu "Magic non-freezing Santa Claus".

Characters:

Santa Claus-1

Snegurochka-1

Snowflakes - 2

Reindeer - 3

Blizzard -1

This is a fairy tale-drinker, Santa Claus should have a large bottle of vodka for the rest of the artists to have a glass. It is better to pour a little each time so that the artists can play to the end. If the fairy tale takes place with the participation of children, then, of course, vodka should be replaced with any non-alcoholic drink.

Text

On the eve of the New Year, as always, FATHER FROST and SNOW MAIDEN went to deliver gifts. They called their faithful REINDEER, there were also SNOWFLAKES with them - the SNOW MAIDEN's girlfriends began to ask, FATHER FROST agreed. The road was going to be difficult, sat down "on the path" and Santa Claus ordered everyone to drink his magic anti-freeze (everyone drinks).

We set off: in front of the DEER, behind Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden, and the Snowflakes fly on the side, the Blizzard howls slowly. But then the hooves of the reindeer began to slip, they began to stumble and fell on Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, and completely icy Snowflakes fell from above. Then Santa Claus took out his magic anti-freeze and poured it for everyone: Himself, the Snow Maiden, the Deer, the Snowflakes, and forgot to pour Snowstorms (everyone drinks)

And immediately the DEER started up, beat with strong hooves, the SNOWFLAKES fluttered merrily, the SNOW MAIDEN all flushed and began to giggle stupidly, and FATHER FROST himself began to mow a little. We moved on: in front of the deer, behind FATHER FROST with the SNOW MAIDEN, and SNOWFLAKES fly on the side, And then an offended BLOWING BLOWER flew in, knocked down the DEER, dropped the SNOW MAIDEN with FATHER FROST, scattered all the gifts, and the SNOWFLAKES blizzard spun in place so that they could not no way to stop.

FATHER FROST was not at a loss, took out his magic anti-freeze, poured blizzards, and she calmed down a little, SNOWFLAKES and they stopped spinning like “crazy”, DEER and those again vigorously got to their feet and, of course, their beloved SNOW MAIDEN - let him laugh better than it will just roll in the snow. Then he drank himself (everyone drinks). And everyone began to look for gifts, but they were blown away by the wind, what they found - they loaded them.

We set off: deer in front, FATHER FROST with a SNOW MAIDEN in the back, SNOWFLAKES fly on the side, and a blizzard, cheered up from drunk, also sings songs nearby. So they came to us for the holiday, they brought few gifts, but Ded Moroz still had a magic potion left, he again poured it to everyone and invites guests to join - to drink for our holiday, for the New Year, for the meeting!

Thanks to the artists!

2. Tale-impromptu for the close company "New Year's Turnip"

Actors and lines:

Christmas tree - "Oh, how to live hunting!"

Grandfather - “Oh, Christmas tree sticks!”;

Grandmother - “There is such flexibility in the body!”;

Granddaughter - “Look, what they are extorting!”;

Bug - "Oh, these fairy tales!";

Cat - "It won't be enough!"

Mouse - "Here, this is my size!"

The text of the New Year's fairy tale

Grandmother: There is such flexibility in the body!

Elka: Oh, how to live hunting!

Grandfather: Oh, Christmas tree sticks!

Grandfather: Oh, Christmas tree sticks!

Elka: Oh, how to live hunting!

Elka: Oh, how to live hunting!

Grandfather: Oh, Christmas tree sticks!

Elka: Oh, how to live hunting!

Grandmother: There is such flexibility in the body!

Grandfather: Oh, Christmas tree sticks!

Grandmother: There is such flexibility in the body!

Grandfather: Oh, Christmas tree sticks!

Grandfather: Oh, Christmas tree sticks!

Elka: Oh, how to live hunting!

Grandmother: There is such flexibility in the body!

Grandfather: Oh, Christmas tree sticks!

Elka: Oh, how to live hunting!

Grandfather: Oh, Christmas tree sticks!

Bug: Oh, those fairy tales!

Granddaughter: Look, what they are extorting!

Grandmother: There is such flexibility in the body!

Grandfather: Oh, Christmas tree sticks!

Elka: Oh, how to live hunting!

Cat: Not enough!

Bug: Oh, those fairy tales!

Granddaughter: Look, what they are extorting!

Grandmother: There is such flexibility in the body!

Grandfather: Oh, Christmas tree sticks!

Elka: Oh, how to live hunting!

Grandmother: There is such flexibility in the body!

Granddaughter: Look, what they are extorting!

Bug: Oh, those fairy tales!

Cat: Not enough!

Elka: Oh, how to live hunting!

Mouse: Here, this is my size!

Cat: Not enough!

Mouse: This is my size!

Cat: Not enough!

Bug: Oh, those fairy tales!

Granddaughter: Look, what they are extorting!

Grandmother: There is such flexibility in the body!

Grandfather: Oh, Christmas tree sticks!

Elka: Oh, how to live hunting!

Grandfather: Oh, Christmas tree sticks!

Grandmother: There is such flexibility in the body!

Granddaughter: Look, what they are extorting!

Bug: Oh, those fairy tales!

Cat: Not enough!

Mouse: This is my size!

Elka: Oh, how to live hunting!

3. New Year's fairy tale - impromptu "The Snow Maiden and the Serpent Gorynych".

Characters and words:

Elka - How good am I!

Hare - One, two, three, four, five - the bunny came out for a walk!

Snowflake - Snow is spinning, flying, flying!

The First Head of the Serpent Gorynych - I want to eat!

The second head of the Serpent Gorynych - I want a Snow Maiden!

The third head of the Serpent Gorynych - And I don't care!

Snow Maiden - I'm not guilty, he came himself!

Santa Claus - I brought you gifts!

Text

It was a quiet New Year's Eve, on a snow-covered clearing a lonely thoughtful FIR-tree quietly shook its branches. The playful HARE ran around the Christmas tree and pulled the branches of the Christmas tree, trying to stir it up. The SNOWFLAKE, flying past the FIR-TREE, spun merrily next to the HARE, and they began to merrily spin around together. The FIR-tree shook its branches offendedly. And then the SNOW MAIDEN runs out into the clearing, the terrible ZMEY GORYNYCH is chasing her, his FIRST HEAD looks carnivorously at the HARE, his SECOND HEAD tries to grab the SNOW MAIDEN, and his THIRD HEAD looks contemptuously at everyone. The HARE, the SNOWFLAKER and the SNOW MAIDEN hide behind the FIR-TREE in fear and call for help.

Santa Claus comes running, takes out a sword and courageously rushes to save everyone. FATHER FROST hits ZMEY-GORYNYCH first on the FIRST HEAD, and the FIRST HEAD dies, then Santa Claus hits on the SECOND HEAD and the SECOND HEAD also dies, finally, swings and hits on the THIRD HEAD and the THIRD HEAD, and with it the evil ZMEY GORYNYCH die . The HARE runs out from behind the Christmas tree happily hugs the SNOWFLAKER, the SNOW MAIDEN hugs FATHER FROST and they all circle around the Christmas tree, have fun and squeal with happiness!

This Christmas story has a happy ending!

4. New Year's scene "Chukchi" based on the fable of S. Mikhalkov.

Characters:

Man (shirt and hat in Russian style)

Deer (cape and headband with deer antlers)

Chukchi (in a fur coat with a hood, in the hands of a bottle of vodka)

The facilitator reads, the “actors” play, the facilitator can preliminarily suggest a little with what words, what actions are best to do, but improvisation is also good. This scene is best done in costume - it will be much funnier. On the left - the text of the presenter, on the right, in brackets - the approximate actions of the characters for each phrase. All text belongs to the host and only at the end of the word congratulations from the Chukchi
Text

A man was selling deer in the market, ("man" as he offers guests "deer")

But no one gave a price for a deer . (gets upset)

Painfully, the deer was wonderful to everyone: ("deer" makes "faces")

Horns and the article is beautiful - juicy! ("deer" shows antlers and figure)

Here the Chukchi, however, hurried past, ("Chukchi" seems to be running)

He bought himself vodka for the holiday. (gently kisses the bottle of vodka)

I saw a deer and was completely stunned (freezes and looks at the "deer" with admiration)

I wanted to buy it for the household (looks his pockets)

Hooves, horns, even a nose are excellent, (examines soles, horns and nose)

Where to get money is the question! (scratching the back of his head in puzzlement)

And side and back, the deer is so good. (he examines the "deer" again, he flirts)

Man: "Hey, give me money or don't touch it!" ("man" repels "Chukchi")

The Chukchi offered him all the vodka, ("Chukchi" gives him dear vodka)

The peasant did not lower the price for the reindeer. ("man" refuses)

“There is no demolition to horns and hooves” ("man" praises "deer" and shows him)

"Take my fur coat" - the Chukchi in response .. ("Chukchi" takes off his fur coat and offers "man")

The man yielded: he took the fur coat-vodka (the man takes everything and leaves)

And the Chukchi, happy, galloped to his wife. ("Chukchi" hugs "a deer and leaves on it)

The song "I'll take you to the tundra" sounds

Remembered something and slowed down

The deer, however, turned back ("Chukchi" returns)

Chukchi: I'll get the paper soon

I'm not your president to speak without a piece of paper. (takes out a piece of paper from his pocket, looks at it, as if worried, then reads it)

Chukchi: Happy New Year though! (bows, tilts the deer's face and they leave)

5. Impromptu New Year's fairy tale

"A pig in the New Year's forest".

The facilitator reads, each character beats what is said in the text.

Characters:

Christmas tree

Piglet

Bunny

Snowflake

Text

It was a quiet New Year's Eve, in a forest clearing a lonely FIR-tree with a snow-covered top quietly shook its branches. The playful HARE ran around the Christmas tree and pulled the branches of the Christmas tree, trying to stir it up. A SNOWFLAKER, flying past the Christmas tree, saw a BUNNY and merrily spun along with him in a dance. The FIR-tree shook its branches offendedly. And then a STUPID PINK PIG runs out into the clearing, who ran away from home to celebrate the New Year in the forest. The PIG saw the SNOWFLAKER and began to run after it, trying to catch it with its snout. BUNNY, out of jealousy, began to run around the Christmas tree and painfully pull the branches of the Christmas tree. Elka waved it off as best she could.

And the SNOWFLAKE giggled and circled around the PIG, the PIG liked it, but from her touch, the Piglet's snout completely froze, and he drew attention to the HARE's warm fur coat, ran up to him and began to poke him with all his might, trying to warm his snout. The HARE also liked the PIG, they hugged and sat down near the Christmas tree. A SNOWFLAKE flew in, and also stuck to the Christmas tree. Then the Christmas tree looked at the clock and realized that the new year was coming soon. She pushed everyone aside, and then the BUNNY, PIG and SNOWFLAKE also looked at the clock, which showed exactly twelve. Everyone started hugging, congratulating and kissing and spinning merrily in the New Year's round dance.

Like this new year story Let's clap for the artists!

6. New Year's impromptu scene "The Wolf and the Snow Maiden".

Characters:

Christmas tree,

Bunny,

Father Frost,

Snow Maiden

Wolf

Text

At the edge of the forest grew, spreading its branches wide, the Beautiful Christmas Tree. Under the FIR-tree sat, shivering from the cold, a BUNNY. An angry and hungry WOLF lurked in a snowdrift. In anticipation of the New Year's dinner, the WOLF jumped out of his hiding place and began to chase the BUNNY around the FIR-TREE. FATHER FROST and SNOW MAIDEN appeared in the glade, who sang a New Year's song.

The frightened BUNNY jumped into the hands of Santa Claus, who pressed him to his chest and began to stroke the trembling animal. The wolf froze, struck by the beauty of the SNOW MAIDEN. He wagged his tail and sat at her feet. SNOW MAIDEN caressed her new friend. The BUNNY remembered that midnight was approaching, jumped off the hands of FATHER FROST and ran into the forest. FATHER FROST cut down the Christmas tree, put the forest beauty on his shoulder and set off. The SNOW MAIDEN sat on the back of the WOLF, and they set off to catch up with FATHER FROST.


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