International Women's Day on March 8 is a holiday that has been very popular in our country since Soviet times. Perhaps this is due to the fact that this day, despite the initial political overtones, remained out of politics, and perhaps because this is the first spring holiday. One way or another, everyone loves March 8th.
And they start in advance: in the office, at the workplace, it is there that the first congratulations or toasts to women are heard, and sometimes teams arrange real corporate holidays dedicated to this event. We want to offer scenario ideas for March 8, this wonderful spring holiday, with a small remark, in the women's team.
Idea number 1. Scenario March 8 in the women's team "Eight girls, one me .."
Perhaps some of you are familiar with this situation: the spring holiday is gaining momentum, men are running through the streets with armfuls of flowers to congratulate their employees, and you arrange a holiday for yourself with a cheerful chirping flock, pleasing the only man who adds a little masculine gallantry to your bachelorette party. Of course, our lovely women do not suffer much about this, and yet ...
The scenario offered to your attention on March 8 in the women's team "Eight Girls, One Me" was created exclusively for such a situation. Actually, such a clear division of women and men is not at all necessary. According to this scenario, you can hold a party in a more colorful company, but in this case there is only one male representative.
Italicized prompts for the facilitator, or, as in this case, Leading.
It is assumed that there is one male, for example, Peter Petrovich.
Presenter: My dear colleagues, comrades-in-arms and friends! It just so happened that on weekdays and on all our holidays you and I carry a heavy burden both for ourselves and for that guy. If it were not for the respected and beloved by all of us Petr Petrovich, one would feel like absolute Amazons. Of course, female society is pleasant and even useful: our communication enriches us not only with professional knowledge, but also with practical advice on household tasks, or on raising children ... and men, who, in essence, are also our children.
But, to be honest, the female company sometimes gradually spoils our family relationships, and even leads to a dead end. And we begin to cry into each other's vests, and complain, what kind of "all men are theirs ..." I didn't say that's what the series is called.
And today, however strange it may seem, I would like to talk not about us women, but about those who sometimes, oh, how they get in these walls. Today is our holiday, and we have the right to choose any topic for conversation, but Pyotr Petrovich will forgive us in honor of such a day ?!
So, the first competition with which we will open our festive evening:
The first contest "Man of my dreams"
Presenter: Dear ladies, our first contest invites you to draw a portrait of the man of your dreams. You will not need paints, the portrait will be verbal, but there will be additional conditions.
The story should include:
external features,
inner world
and... the stomach. Sorry, taste preferences.
The competition is being held: the contestants take turns talking about their ideal men. The smartest one wins.
Presenter: You see, my dear, we ourselves do not know what we want. Either our requirements are too high, or the logic is indeed feminine. And how can a man deal with all this, not to mention conform?
But since we are so smart, let's prove that our claims to the ideal are quite justified, and that it is not at all difficult to be an ideal man. Moreover, it is very useful not only for us personally, but also for him. After all, you and I know what is good and what is bad, men, with their straightforward thinking, cannot always see a bright goal behind the next turn of a winding path. So, given ... No, before announcing the condition of the problem, a small intermediate competition.
Competition "Beautiful Galatea" or "Body Exchange"
Presenter: Now we will have a Pygmalion competition - you, my dear beauties, receive an honorary, but temporary title of a man, knight, gentleman, macho, etc.
The facilitator can distribute the details of the men's toilet to the participants. The easiest way is to provide everyone with ties.
Our, or rather your hero, a creative personality. And like any creative person, she, that is, he, and if it’s for sure, then each of you has his own dream, ideal. And now you are blinding one. The competition for the title of the best Pygmalion is open. We only have one model, unfortunately. Therefore, everyone will have the right to one single blow on this piece of marble. Remember, as Michelangelo said: "I take a piece of marble and cut off all that is superfluous." We will have everything exactly the opposite. For women, unlike sculptors, need a lot of superfluous things.
Well, now our Fair Lady is ready, now you, my dear knights, will have to win her heart. At the end of our evening, Galatea will definitely name the best.
A competition is being held
After Galatea is ready, competitions begin, which are evaluated by the newly-minted "woman" - Galatea (more precisely, our respected, transformed Petr Petrovich, if anyone has forgotten). And women who play the role of men become the main test subjects.
Quiz Woman from "A" to "Z"
Presenter: And we will start with the "trifles", important and not very important for any woman. Whoever gives the most correct answers in the quiz will win a prize.
(The presenter asks a question, each time giving a token to the participant who first gave the correct answer, the winner is the one who has the most tokens in the final of the quiz)
A - an incorporeal creature with wings or a very kind woman (Angel).
B is a girl's best friend, it's.. (Diamonds).
B - an elegant piece of fabric that can turn a woman into a beautiful stranger (Veil).
G - fur worthy to adorn the shoulders of a luxurious woman (Ermine).
D - the headdress of any princess (Diadem).
E is the name of the first woman (Eve).
Yo is a ballet in which no decent woman dares to appear (Yoperny).
W - a weakness that the strongest men cannot resist (Femininity).
З - an animal with which they compare an annoyed woman with something (Snake).
I - the style chosen by the woman (Image).
Y - a medicine that is in the home medicine cabinet of any woman (Iodine).
K - it makes a woman's walk attractive and irresistible (Heel).
L - how can a woman cure without medication? (Weasel).
M - the main purpose of a woman (motherhood, mother).
H - it protects delicate female fingers while sewing (Thimble).
Oh - it is his woman who creates, stores and protects (Family hearth).
P - the best ballerina of the theater (Prima).
P - a relationship in which a woman who is deeply in love enters (Novel).
C - one of the brightest and most desired events in the life of every girl (Wedding).
U - what does a woman provide to her man? (Cosiness).
F - food, perfect for love games (Fruits).
X - what is the name of the dish of frozen meat broth? (Aspic).
Ts - these are women who are ready to receive both on holidays and on weekdays (Flowers).
Ch - spice that prevents infections and kisses (Garlic).
Sh - she warms, and, having received her as a gift, the female soul is thrilled (Fur coat).
Shch - a traditional dish of Russian cuisine (Shi).
E - impressionable women do not know how to restrain ... (Emotions).
Yu - a very attractive purely feminine piece of clothing (Skirt).
I - as the 45-year-old birthday girl is jokingly called (Berry).
(The winner will receive a prize)
After this competition, the participants, as it were, speak on behalf of men. And with them you can consistently hold contests:
Poetry competition "Madrigal"
Competition "Romeo"
Then, according to the results of the competition, the "new-born “woman” - Galatea ”(Petr Petrovich) will solemnly announce the winner and encourage all participants. And it will be especially good if at that moment he will say a beautiful toast in honor of all the ladies present already on behalf of the man.
Idea number 2. Scenario March 8 in the women's team "Well, girls, little one!?"
The second option for holding a holiday in a women's company, perhaps, is “purely feminine”, in which the heroes of the occasion, on the contrary, will be happy to talk about their favorite topics: fashion, beauty, men and, most importantly, beautiful and unique themselves. And if, at the same time, there is a small number of men, then let them participate with pleasure or ... do not interfere.
- If there are men at the celebration, then the presenter can start the celebration like this:
Presenter: Good evening dear men (if they are on holiday), despite the fact that each of you is of special value, each exclusive is worth its weight in gold, today's holiday is dedicated not to you, but to beautiful and dangerous, weak and persistent, beautiful and sweet, mysterious and unpredictable ... women! Therefore, the topic of our conversations and competitions will be fashion, beauty, and our relationships with men.
- If there are no men, then so:
Presenter: Good evening dear ladies! It so happened that we are celebrating this wonderful holiday with you in a wonderful company, and therefore I propose to spend it the way we want, chat on our favorite topics and have fun from the heart!
( First toast: I congratulate you on the coming of spring and the first spring holiday! Love to you, joy, vivid impressions and unfading youth!)
Game "Appeal to men"
Presenters: Dear friends, let's admit, no matter how hard we try not to talk about it, but, nevertheless, it's a little annoying to celebrate a holiday without men?! I propose to write a message to the male half of humanity right here and right now so that the Universe hears us and sends its representatives to our team. So, let's start with adjectives, what adjectives come to your mind first when you mention the word "man"?
(Ladies call adjectives, leading one after another enters them into the missing places of a pre-prepared template, then solemnly reads out what happened. It sounds pretty funny, because they are called, as a rule, either very flattering, or vice versa)
Approximate request template
"……….our men,……….friends,……..colleagues and……..defenders. Today on this…….day and……….holiday, we want to declare that we really need you! And we want that every……day and every……night, you were there, surrounding us with your……care,…….attention and……..love, give us…..flowers,……compliments and… …..gifts Know that only your……looks and……hugs make us truly happy…….men, we love you!
Your……friends"
(Second toast)
Comic musical game "Between us girls"
Quiz "Fabulous fashionistas"
Role-playing fairy tale "Let's have a little bit"
Musical game "My light, tell the mirror"
Idea number 3. Theme party scenario
The third option for holding a spring holiday in a women's team may be the idea of a theme party. In order not to feel discomfort about the fact that there are no male colleagues next to you on such a holiday, it is best to arrange a holiday that is in no way connected with a purely female theme and enjoy immersing yourself in another era or reality. Choose a theme: fairy tale, cinema, 19th century, hats, coffee, etc. and spend the entire evening in the style of the chosen plot - it will be both exciting, informative, and original.
The scenario of the holiday "March 8" for children 5-7 years old: the silly teddy bear did not know what gift to give mom on March 8. And his friends decide to help him with this and they all go together to look for a gift for mom.
Super Mom (competition program)
The show program "Super Mom", held on the eve of the celebration of March 8, will cheer up the festive mood and give pleasure to both girls - primary school students and their mothers. Contests contribute to the strengthening of friendly relations in the family, the development of creativity, ingenuity and resourcefulness.
Scenario for March 8 for adults "Oh, these women!"
So the wonderful holiday of March 8 has come! And on this day, we want to give our women a piece of joy and fun, where you can show everyone how smart and talented you are and can cope with any task, no matter how difficult it is.
Scenario March 8 "Fashionable beauty"
Scenario of the holiday on March 8 for adults. This scenario can be used at a corporate party dedicated to International Women's Day.
Scenario "Spring, it's great that you came!"
The scenario of the holiday on March 8 for preschool children (4-6 years old). This scenario can be used at a matinee in kindergarten. It is necessary that in advance the children prepare postcards and hand-made crafts for their mothers. In addition, it is necessary to learn poems and a song with the children in advance. Hosts should prepare costumes in advance.
Scenario for March 8 "Beloved mothers and grandmothers"
The scenario of the school event - the festive competitive and entertainment program "Favorite mothers and grandmothers", is designed for children 8-10 years old. During the holiday, mothers and grandmothers will be able to see not only the talents and skills of their children, but also take part in various competitions.
Scenario "Magic flower, or how Vanya chose gifts for March 8"
The boy Vanya does not know what to give his mother by March 8. The kind sorceress gives him a magical flower that will guide him through fairy tales, where Vanya will find the answer to his question.
Scenario "March 8 - we praise the ladies!"
The holiday of March 8 glorifies the beautiful half of the population - women, girls and girls. The most famous Russian pop stars came to congratulate them on the International Women's Day! The scenario is designed for holding a festive event among the adult population - at a corporate party, a student party or with friends.
Scenario March 8 for adults "Secrets of the female image"
Scenario of a small festive concert dedicated to the celebration of International Women's Day in a group of friends or colleagues. The holiday will be successful if it is held in the assembly hall.
Scenario for March 8 in the rural settlement "Women are the flowers of our life"
With the advent of spring, not only nature blooms, but also female beauty. In addition, one of the most tender and sensitive holidays is coming - International Women's Day, which must be met and celebrated with dignity. With the help of this scenario, you can hold an interesting event, give women positive emotions, a lot of joy and smiles.
Scenario for March 8 for women in the village club "How Spring and Winter shared the throne"
This scene will be a great start to the festive concert prepared for March 8th. A cheerful, interesting story will certainly give a sea of emotions to everyone who comes.
Script for March 8 for adults in Ukrainian "March 8 with the Bremen Town Musicians"
An interesting and fun scenario for the holiday of March 8, which takes place in the company of adults. Congratulations, exciting contests and funny events of the holiday will not leave anyone without a smile on their face. The holiday can be held anywhere: at home, in the banquet hall, and in the office, if we are talking about a corporate party.
The script for March 8 at the school "Spring Tale"
The original scenario of March 8 based on fairy tales for schoolchildren. Spend the brightest Women's Day together with your favorite fairy-tale characters - Elena the Beautiful, Vasilisa the Wise and Baba Yaga - fun and a sea of positive is guaranteed.
Scenario March 8 in kindergarten in the preparatory group "The best holiday of all girls"
The scenario of an incendiary holiday is suitable for March 8 in kindergarten. Funny poems and sincere congratulations on the most spring day will surely bring a smile to the faces of mothers, grandmothers and all the children, cheer up and be remembered for a long time.
The script for March 8 at the elementary school "Fabulous March 8"
Scenario-fairy tale for a holiday in elementary school. A cheerful matinee with the March Hare and the March Cat will be remembered for a long time, delighting both adults and children. After all, March 8 is the best occasion to remember your favorite fairy tale characters, be smart and congratulate girls, girls and women.
March 8th is the most romantic holiday. This spring day is always associated with love, warmth and tenderness. This is a great occasion to show your sympathy to lovely ladies, to express the most tender feelings to your mothers and grandmothers, to make a congratulation from the bottom of your heart to your sister. Sincere joy and a smile from them will not take long!
March 8 is a unique bright holiday when everyone around congratulates beautiful women, girls, girls. At the same time, congratulations and even “laudatory odes” pour in on this day as if from a cornucopia. Women are congratulated everywhere: at work, in a store, in a beauty salon and other places. School teachers also pay special attention to this holiday. At this time, they arrange themed mornings and evenings. How are comic skits organized and held on March 8 at school?
Scene 1: "Don't Forget Mom"
One of the simplest and most instructive game dramatizations is the “Don’t forget about mom” scene. Up to eight people can take part in it. Starring: father, two sons and mother. For the scene, you need to recreate the kitchen. Therefore, from the scenery you will need:
- 4 chairs;
- table;
- an imaginary window with curtains and potted flowers;
- several pots, plates and cutlery;
- artificial or real flowers.
and plot
According to the scenario of the mini-sketch on March 8, a father, mother and two sons gather in the family circle. The action takes place in First comes the mother. This is a former primary school teacher who rushes around the kitchen, cooking, cleaning and setting the table at the same time. She constantly glances at her watch. Dad enters the kitchen. He sits down at the table. Both sons follow him. They also sit at the table. Mother puts a plate for each.
Simulates that something is pouring from the pan onto the plates. While eating, both brothers enthusiastically talk about how they will congratulate their classmates and teachers on March 8 tomorrow. Dad connects, who needs to choose a gift for his boss. Mother listens and gives helpful advice. After eating, everyone gets up from the table and runs away. The woman silently cleans up the dishes, puts on an apron, and starts washing.
Gifts for women with mom's hands
Further, according to the plot of the mini-scene on March 8, one of the boys runs into the room, pulls his mother away from the sink and sits him down at the table. At the same time, he asks his mother to assist in making a postcard for his beloved class teacher. The mother drops everything and helps him. He runs away, jumping happily. The second one runs in - and again distracts the mother from washing the dishes. He needs help too.
Mom helps him make a beautiful craft for his favorite English teacher. The child runs away. The third is dad, who brings a catalog of souvenirs and offers his wife to help him choose a gift for his boss. Then all three males rush around the room looking for white ironed shirts. Mom gives all three shirts, and dad helps tie a tie. After all the preparations for the holiday are over, according to the concept of the skit for schoolchildren "March 8", the three men leave. Mom is left alone. She finally does the dishes and sits down on a chair. A curtain.
"Don't Forget Mom": Act Two
In the second act, the children and the father return home. All four meet again at the table. They sit down. The mother gives them food. Evening. They are inspired to talk about how wonderfully they congratulated their classmates, teachers and work colleagues. Mom listens and sighs. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The woman comes to the door. Behind her are the children of elementary grades.
They give their mother flowers, sweets and read congratulatory verses. Sons and father come out to the noise. They see this picture and realize that on the holiday of March 8 they managed to congratulate all the women, except for their spouse and mother. All three quietly take their jackets and silently leave the room. However, the cool scenes on March 8 do not end there. To be continued…
A few minutes later they return with each of them coming up to the mother, handing over a sprig of mimosa and a bouquet. Kiss and congratulate. Then they all turn around to face the audience. And at this moment the author says that we should not forget that mothers are also women. He ends his speech with congratulations to all mothers, teachers and ladies present.
Scene 2: "Magic in a Bottle"
Another variation of the script is a performance called "Magic from a Bottle". The action of the March 8 scene for children takes place in an ordinary courtyard, so from the scenery you will need a large shop and decorative greenery.
In the story, a boy is walking down the street. He whistles and kicks an empty tin can. Suddenly he sees the following picture: an old man sits on a bench with a case and a newspaper. Then he gets up and leaves, leaving the briefcase behind. The boy comes and opens it. A genie emerges from it.
He tells that he will fulfill any three wishes. The boy, in turn, tells the magician that today is March 8, and he does not know how to congratulate his classmates, teachers and mothers. Jin promises to help.
Actions in scenes 2: "Magic from a bottle"
Jin claps his hands three times and says that he is moving the boy to the carnival in Rio de Janeiro in the next stage of the skit. March 8 is an unforgettable holiday for high school students, teachers and parents, so the performance should be bright and memorable.
That is why dancers and dancers in bright costumes with feathers appear on the stage. They dance an incendiary mamba to melodic music. At the end, the dancing children bow and leave. Jin then claps his hands again and transports the boy to Mexico. The dancers come out again with big sombrero hats and maracas. They dance.
The third time, Jean takes the boy to Texas, where they dance the cowboy dance. After the dance, Jin informs the boy that he has granted all three wishes. The boy thanks Jin for the colorful tour and gift idea. Then he says that he decided to congratulate all women on the holiday, as they do in Russia. At this time, he recites congratulatory verses. A girl comes out with a large basket of flowers and distributes them to all the female guests to the music. A curtain.
Holiday March 8: skits (elementary school)
In addition to the senior classes, matinees and celebrations are also held in the elementary grades of the school. For example, for this scene you will need:
- 7 students;
- 4 teachers;
- leading.
The first student appears on the stage. He says the following words: “Admire the beauty of nature! How bright and cheerful today. Winter snow and icicles have melted. Drops are ringing and birds are singing outside the window. The second student appears: “The month of March has come. The ice melted. Spring has come and gives our mothers, grandmothers and teachers a sunny mood.” At the next stage of the holiday, comic skits begin. On March 8 at school, everyone should be happy and interested.
The presenter enters the stage: “The most beautiful and beautiful thing on earth is the word“ mother ”. In all foreign languages, it sounds equally beautiful and gentle. Mom has gentle and hardworking hands, a kind look and a smile. She has the most sensitive and big heart, so she loves everyone and never leaves anyone in trouble.
Words of teachers in a congratulatory scene for parents
No one will argue with the fact that March 8 is an important holiday for all women. The scene for teachers and parents should be accompanied by dances, songs and poems. Therefore, further action takes place in the circle of actors-teachers. The first teacher appears on the stage: “There are many good people on earth who know how to appreciate kindness and empathize with their neighbor. But the mother does it best of all. She then recites the poem "Eyes Wide Open".
A second teacher appears on the stage: “I always consult with my mother in everything. I tell her about how the day went, about the children, about colleagues. She always supports me in difficult times, gives useful instructions and advice.
The third teacher enters: “In the morning I see you, mother. You wake me up and tell me it's time to get up. You are a wonderful adviser and friend, hope and support. You do everything and love everyone. You are the best in the world". Now their turn is waiting for serious and slightly comical scenes on March 8. All the women close to the children gathered at the school - mothers, grandmothers, teachers, sisters, aunts. Students on this day dedicate their performances to all of them.
Congratulations for lovely ladies
The first student says: “We love you, dear mommy! Because you love and sometimes scold us. But your reproaches are always to the point. We remember and appreciate it. We can always turn to you for advice. You will answer us without guile: honestly and fairly.
Second student: “In heat and cold, in joy and sorrow, our mother is always with us. She spends sleepless nights with us. Teaches kindness and tolerance, justice and nobility.
Third student: “When mom is not at home, everything becomes sad and unhappy. But when mom comes, everything immediately falls into place.
Fourth student: “Our kind and beloved grandmother. You are also a mother. You already have grandchildren. You are understanding and kind. You take care of us and cook delicious pies.
Fifth student: “My grandmother is the best! She will always invite you to visit, feed you with delicious pastries, cookies and cakes. Give everyone tea, read a fairy tale and put them to bed.
Sixth student: “Knock knock. March is knocking at our door. He is in a hurry to congratulate all mothers, grandmothers and teachers on the holiday of spring and International Women's Day.
The seventh student: “All the cool scenes on March 8 are not complete without songs and poems. Therefore, we will first tell you poems, and then we will sing.
One of the students recites a congratulatory poem. After that, a song performed by a children's choir about mother sounds. Host: “We congratulate all mothers, grandmothers, girls and teachers on March 8. We wish you creative success and patience!”
In conclusion, we will say that we have offered you exemplary comic skits on March 8 at school. Based on them, you can create your own script and an interesting production on the eve of this wonderful holiday.
Short scenes for the holiday March 8 holiday March 8 at school March 8"Boys"
On the stage
A disheveled, sleepless, grubby guy in pajamas.
He goes to a chair, removes something crumpled and dirty from it.
SERGEY. Ma-am! We congratulate the girls today. Did you iron my shirt?
MOTHER. Good morning son. Stroked.
SERGEY. Hello! Which one?
MOTHER. White.
SERGEY. White?
MOTHER. White, white.
SERGEY. What do I have
Was it white?
MOTHER. Of course it was. Bought last year. Don't you remember?
SERGEY. I do not remember…
MOTHER. You still dressed her for the New Year, remember?
SERGEY. For the New Year
I remember. And then
I do not remember. Ah... Is she white?
MOTHER. Of course, I washed it. She lay under your bed
Found her hard! Have you brushed your teeth?
SERGEY. Ah, so that's where she was! It was Barsik who dragged her there! (Throws a dirty shirt under the bed, puts on a clean one). Well, wait, now you'll get it from me! Barsik!
Barsik! Kitty Kitty Kitty! Come here!.. Eating something in the kitchen again.
Fat Barsik enters.
BARSIK. What?
SERGEY. Get out of here!!!
SERGEY. A pig, not a cat ... Ma-am!
MOTHER. What, son? Have you brushed your teeth?
SERGEY. Yeah. And Barsik too.
MOTHER. Good girl! Did you wash your neck?
SERGEY. Shcha, I'll wash it! (Takes stick). Badger!!! Come here!
Fat Barsik enters.
BARSIK. So what?
SERGEY. Cho-cho! .. Nothing!
BARSIK. Ah-ah-ah ... So I would have said right away. (Leaves).
The boy takes off his trousers from the chair
Also dirty and full of holes.
SERGEY. Ma-am! Have you ironed your new trousers?
MOTHER. Stroked. And a jacket.
SERGEY. What do I have
Is there a jacket?
MOTHER. Of course have.
The guy tosses his pants under the bed and grabs his jacket with the sleeve torn off.
SERGEY. Well, then it will be a vest. (Pulls off second sleeve.)
MOTHER. What's cracking there?
SERGEY. I'm doing exercises, mom!
MOTHER. Ah, well done, well done!
SERGEY. Girls today is the eighth of March ( March 8), I prepared poems for them, now I’ll read it, do you hear? (Combing her hair).
MOTHER. I hear! Good verses!
SERGEY. What verses?
MOTHER. which you have prepared.
SERGEY. Ma, what are you doing there?
MOTHER. I'm making a pie, son. You will come to congratulate the girls not empty-handed.
SERGEY. Why a pie? I need flowers!
MOTHER. Flowers in the hallway. Money for lunch in the nightstand.
SERGEY. And the portfolio?
MOTHER. Right there, nearby. They call, open the door!
SERGEY. These are probably the guys from the class ...
Neat boys enter with flowers in their hands.
SERGEY. Oh! Who do you want?
ANDREY. We need Sergei from 9 - "A".
SERGEY. I'm listening to.
ALL. Seryoga! Are you?
SERGEY. Well, yes, I am. What do you want?
DENIS. What, don't you know?
SERGEY. Wait, wait! I know!!! We seem to have rested with you in the summer ... Exactly
In the camp!..
DENIS. What summer? We are your classmates. Andryukha, Denis and Ilya.
SERGEY. Very nice ... oh, that is ... Guys, is that you? Well, you've been fluffed up! Did not recognize…
ILYA. You look at yourself!
Sergei rushes to the mirror, sees himself
Combed and neatly dressed and faints.
MOTHER. And here is the pie! Oh, Serezhenka, you are so elegant
You do not know! Did you forget the flowers?
ILYA. No, I didn't forget. Only I'm not Serezhenka, I'm Ilya. Serezhenka is lying around.
MOTHER. Serezhenka, I beg you, please don't wallow in the hallway in clean clothes. Hang on to school.
SERGEY. Mommy, I didn't recognize myself! What will happen now?
MOTHER. Nothing, nothing, nothing... You'll get used to it!
The teacher enters the classroom and goes to her seat.
TEACHER. Hello!
ALL. Hello!!!
TEACHER. Excuse me, what class is this?
ALL. 9 - "A" !!!
TEACHER. 9 - "A"? Ah-ah-ah ... And what school?
ALL. Comprehensive school No. (such and such)!!!
TEACHER. Aha, there it is! Ah… tell me, please, what is this
The same school located (at such and such an address)?
ALL. The one!!!
TEACHER. Yeah ... But what, in this building earlier ... well, there: yesterday or the day before yesterday ... there was no other school No. (such and such) by any chance?
ALL. No!!!
TEACHER. Well, well, well, interesting. So what class is this?
ALL. 9 - "A" !!!
TEACHER. 9 - "A" ... Neither "B" nor "C", but simply
ALL. Just "A"!!!
TEACHER. But this cannot be!
ALL. Why?
TEACHER. Because it
A completely different class.
SVETOCHKIN. What are you, the same one!
TEACHER. But what about the same one if I don't know anything?
SVETOCHKIN. What don't you know?
TEACHER. I don't know anything!
ALL. Not true!
TEACHER. Ah, isn't it? Well, let's check it out then! What did we learn in the last lesson? You!
PETRUSHKIN. In the last lesson, you explained to us the properties and characteristics of matter. It was very interesting...
TEACHER. Yep, got it! I remember well: at that time no one listened!
ALL. Not true!
Learned...
TEACHER. Yes, this can not be! No one has ever taught homework here!
PETRUSHKIN. And I learned!
ALL. And I! And I!
TEACHER. I do not believe! And I don't believe in anything!
ALL. But why?
TEACHER. If only because I don't know anyone here!
SVETOCHKIN. Don't you recognize me? I am an excellent student, I always sit on the first desk ...
TEACHER. My God! Svetochkina, is that you? How did you get here?
SVETOCHKIN. I am studying here.
TEACHER. Listen to me, Svetochkina: this is a very dangerous place.
Everyone here has changed!
SVETOCHKIN. What are you, here are all the same.
TEACHER. Do you doubt? Or do you think that I have
Hallucinations? Then tell me the name of this student here.
SVETOCHKIN. Petrushkin.
TEACHER. Yeah, so it's not me, it's you who are mistaken! This student
Not Petrushkin. I know Petrushkina personally!
SVETOCHKIN. And who is this?
TEACHER. The thing is, I don't know myself. But I see perfectly well: this is not Petrushkin!
SVETOCHKIN. Who?
TEACHER. This
Antipetrushkin!!! And you
Antisvetochkina!!! And you all
Anti-children!!!
ALL. Why?
TEACHER. Because normal kids aren't like that!
ALL. Why?
TEACHER. Not all happen! First: they never listen in class! Second: they never teach homework!
And thirdly: can normal children sit so calmly and look so neat? This
Anti-children! And this
ANTIMIR!!!
PETRUSHKIN. Let me explain everything now. Please tell me what day is today?
TEACHER. If you think that I
That ... then you are deeply mistaken. I remember everything very well. Please: today is March 8, 1998!
PETRUSHKIN. Does this mean nothing to you?
TEACHER. What do you mean?.. Ah, yes, yes, it seems that I am beginning to understand something ... It's all about
In time!
SVETOCHKIN. Exactly!
TEACHER. So I knew!!! I got in another time!!! It's even possible
To another planet! What a phenomenon!!! What is the name of this planet? AND
What day and year is it?
PETRUSHKIN. This planet is called "Earth". And on this day every year on Earth it is customary to congratulate all women on the holiday. March 8. You
Woman and we congratulate you! (Gives flowers.)
TEACHER. This is some kind of prank... I don't understand...
PETRUSHKIN. And on my own behalf, I want to add that you
Our favorite teacher in school!
ALL. Yeees!!!
TEACHER. "Teacher"? Did you say "teacher"? Petrushkin, is that you?
PETRUSHKIN. Yes I.
TEACHER. God! Now I recognize you! Petrushkin! But you
My favorite student!!!
Today is part 1 - "The look of a woman."
This is a scene for a corporate party or other adult feast.
Dear schoolchildren, do not waste time: this is not for you, I will write another funny scene for you soon.
You can perform it in different ways - like a conversation between two friends over a cup of tea or on the phone. A married woman enthusiastically describes March 8 in a happy voice to her unmarried friend, who only nods, sighs sadly and occasionally inserts monosyllabic questions.
Here I present the option with the phone. It looks like a monologue of one actress. If you have a second one, then dividing the text into two is not difficult. Doing the opposite is a little more difficult, so I'm trying to make things easier for you.
Since you will be re-enacting my monologue before March 8, and it comes after it, I recommend a short introduction:
Dear ladies and gentlemen, now we will show a story about how you can spend March 8 in a separate matrimonial apartment. There is one holiday, one apartment, and two stories about the same day, and they are very polar. Listen, look and draw your own conclusions. May your March 8 be equally wonderful for both parties involved.
Funny scenes on March 8:
part 1, "The look of a woman."
Oh, yesterday was a fabulous day!
I open my eyes in the morning - there is a basket of flowers. Big? No, not very big, not theatrical... the basket is... well, like a big cup... But all the same - not a cup, after all, a basket!
And there is a note in it: “Darling, lie down, rest, don’t enter the kitchen, I’ll do everything myself!”
Who would refuse such a thing! I lie happy, thinking - what a fine fellow He is! And neither light nor dawn ran for flowers, and prepared breakfast for me! But the neighbor was not lucky - her husband did something there that even the Ministry of Emergency Situations was called!
What? And, no, I didn’t see it myself, my beloved told me later. But I personally heard the sound of a siren and the smell of smoke. I can’t even imagine what was so burning there that the smoke even penetrated into our bedroom!
In general, my husband did not let me into the kitchen - he said there was nothing for women to do in the kitchen on March 8. Therefore, we had breakfast right in bed - it's so romantic, you melt all over from the surging feelings!
What did he give? The gift was great! I always secretly assumed that his prudence and practicality were so, on the surface, out of modesty. But in fact, he is an unusually generous person, extraordinary! He gave me such a cute envelope with the inscription "Allow yourself everything!" - It has exactly what I want on it! And inside is a bank card of a VIP client, can you imagine! And again the inscription - "And even that!" I allowed it.
My husband said that I can take a walk for now, and he will put things in order at home. Another surprise awaits me tonight!
Well, I went for a walk! In this kind of weather? And what's wrong with the weather? Weather forecasters passed bad on March 8? Honey, the weather doesn't matter at all when you have a VIP card in your purse! And then - I walked around the shopping center, and not along the street. Do doctors recommend fresh air? Yes, I heard something about it. I also went out into the fresh air - to catch my breath after shopping and figure out how it happened that I had not yet spent all the money on the card, and the terminals suddenly stopped accepting it. Probably, the systems are buggy in stores from overload - do you know how many acquaintances I met there that day? So many people don't come to paid demonstrations!
In general, by the time I got home, it was already evening. Beloved is quiet, silent, looks with such eyes ... What kind? Well, how do you convey? The look is hazy and slightly distraught. Quite slightly. How is this why? From love, of course. And he managed to get bored - he didn’t see me for half a day.
Darling, let's not go to a restaurant. I want to be alone with you. I even cooked dinner myself!
And, really, you can imagine - stewed vegetables with meat, made dessert ... And everything smells so delicious! And again, in the bedroom on the bed, an impromptu table was laid. What does a real man mean? He said, I won’t let you into the kitchen on March 8, but he never let me in! The only thing, vegetable peelings and egg shells, for some reason, also stood in the bedroom. Probably, he twirled, fussed, accidentally brought it from the kitchen along with dinner.
What then? Well… how could I not thank him for such efforts? Moreover, he hinted in every possible way. Flowers - in the bedroom, breakfast and dinner - in bed. In the evening, he asked several times if my head hurt. I, of course, was very tired - is it a joke to spend five hours without getting out in fitting rooms? But he was so sad, how could I refuse?
In general, the day was - a fairy tale, and the night - just anriel in a new way! Well, that's a different song.
Be sure to immediately present and show the 2nd part from the next article - funny after that.
Your Evelina Shesternenko.
