Scenario for February 23, 2016 1.
/music, everyone gathers in the hall/
1 led: Today is a holiday - Defender of the Fatherland Day! - the day of brave, strong, resolute, courageous, persistent and enduring men, always ready to defend their homeland, their family, their friends and relatives from enemies and various troubles. We are lucky that such men work here. And we wish you to easily cope with any problems, and women appreciate and love you not only on February 23, but every day.
2 Vedas: February twenty-third - excellentA day to show gratitude!Happiness will be familiar to youIt will become more joyful to live from now on!
Happy holiday to male colleagues,To make dreams come true, make a wish -The best reason is hard to imagineTo wish immeasurable blessings!
1 led:
With you, we are calm and safe,
You protect us from harm
We wish in your difficult life
Success bright and victories!
If necessary, you are capable without a trace,
Give yourself to your family, work,
We wish you health and prosperity,
And, of course, never give up!
2 Vedas: Today there is no one with us,
We know we can't get them back.
Only the memory would not fade away -
Let's remember those whose path has been passed!
/ a moment of silence is announced /
*Dance number "Revived legend"*
1 led:
Police Officer
– our fiery greetings!We wish that a worthy answer to crime!He was brave and courageous, never backed down,And all the villains, violators - as it should be, detained!
(!) And so that yourWORK – everyone respected!!!
2 Vedas: The word for congratulations is given to:2.
Police Colonel of the Intermunicipal Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia "Alapaevsky" - Konstantin Dmitrievich Kuznetsov;
To the Chairman of the Council of Veterans, a retired police major, Oleg Nikolaevich Yuzhakov.
1 led:
The holiday is coming - February 23!
This day is a symbol of courage and honor,
We will congratulate you on this holiday,
And we will celebrate it together with you!
2 Vedas:
In prose, we cannot convey all the emotions.
Let verses and songs sound today,
May a lucky star rise for you
Life will become much brighter, more interesting!
*on stage Break-studio "Street dances"*
2 Vedas: You have chosen a difficult profession -Cleanse the land from bandits.Happy holiday, success and health,We want to wish you all today!May this day pass peacefullyNo emergency trips.And we want everyone tocareer She was successful and worthy.
*song "Ay, it will be cool!"* (with backup dancers)
1 led: Good congratulations are accepted, and now it's time for games and fun!
/game block/
2 Vedas: I will not say beautifully like Carnegie -And I probably won't take much timeLet me just say Happy Holidays! I wish you colleaguesAlways live in peace and never know war!
1 led: I wish the military not to trample the fields to you,And to protect relatives only from worries,Let the matter argue in the hands and in the thoughts!And may the Lord keep you from adversity!
*song "Be Human!"*
*dance "Funny Hands"*
2 Vedas: Invited to the stage - assistant chief of dress - head of the 3rd group for work with personnel, major of the internal service Valery Aleksandrovich Sukhovykh. (order for award)
2 Vedas:
Husbands, bosses, colleagues and fathers,
Friends, nephews and other men,
You are all heroes, supermen, well done!
And that means we have a reason to celebrate!
1 led:
Let's celebrate together the holiday - February 23!
And let the snow melt from warm congratulations,
Let life help you make your dreams come true
And let every day be happy for you!
Once again, congratulations to YOU, dear men -
Together: - Happy Holidays!
/music/
COMPETITIONS
*Warm-up (for correct answers, participants are given tokens with number)*
1 - What is a bullet? (Penalty in ice hockey)
2 - Why do women drip nail polish on torn tights? (So that the arrow does not go on torn tights).
3 - Do you put yeast in shortcrust pastry? (No)
4 - In what direction is the force applied when working with a saw: towards you or away from you? (Push)
5 - What is highlighting? (Coloring individual strands of hair)
6 - What is a carburetor part of? (motor)
7 - When threading a needle, what should be motionless: a needle or a thread? (Needle)
8 - Why might a woman need acetone? (Wash old nail polish off)
9 - The main equipment of the paratrooper? (parachute)
10 - What do wood and a rifle have in common? (trunk)
11 - Not a god, not a king - but you can’t disobey. (commander)
12 - She is traditionally in our troops -
larger than a platoon, but smaller than a battalion? (company)
13 - On the path, on the field, on the shore - blocks the path of the enemy? (border guard)4.
14 - My hearing is good - I'm friends with the walkie-talkie for a reason? (radio operator)
15 - I jumped with a parachute at night, the journey is sometimes a minute. (paratrooper)
Spare questions:
16- What is always on the shoulders of the military? (shoulder straps)
17 - A sad and happy holiday, beautiful fireworks in the evening? (9th May)
18 - Striped military clothes? (vest)
19 - A proverb on a military theme .... (one in the field is not a warrior / / seven do not wait for one / / war is war, but lunch is on schedule / / the soldier sleeps, but the service goes on)
* So that on the whole big earth, peace has come for mankind,
In February we celebrate...Defender of the Fatherland!*
1) Blind game (2 people No. 1, No. 2 - skittles, blindfolded)
The host calls two men and in front of themarranges two zigzag routes of empty bottles or skittles. After that, he asks the participantsremember the route and blindfolds them. Once the participants are blindfolded, the assistant facilitators silentlyclean up bottles. When everything is ready, the host talks about what men needovercome the route without hitting obstacles. In doing so, he must indicate thatspeed doesn't really matter .
The leader gives a start, and the men begin their movement in zigzags, causing a lot of laughter in the hall. When the men have completed the obstacle course blindly, their bandages are removed and they are given a look at which route they were following.
2) The strongest (3 participants - No. 3,4,5 - crush newspapers)
Participants are given pre-prepared newspapers. The task of the players: with one left hand extended forward (without helping with the right!), Holding the newspaper by the corner, collect it into a fist at the command of the presenter. The fastest and most agile wins.
3) savvy (3 participants - No. 6,7,8 - answers for the moderator)
2 members :
Name the types of troops of the Russian Federation, which you know;
List the military ranks that you remember.
1 participant - Gourmet :
Name dishes from the popular, famous, beloved "potato" or it is at least a component of the dish.
4) Salute, colleagues, for you! (7 participants - No. 9,10,11,12,13,14,15 - balls)
Let's play with the number of the holiday - "23".
2+3=5 and 2*3=6,
5*6=30, 5.
The 23rd falls on Tuesday-2 and 30:2=15,
Total:7 participants . (To the music)
We stretch the balls, inflate and tie;
We throw the balls into the air, hold so that they do not fall to the floor (the hall SLAMS);
Pop the balloons as you wish - it turns out "SALUT" in honor of your holiday!
6.
This scenario is suitable for the celebration of Defender of the Fatherland Day, when relatives and friends gather. Children may also attend.
The room can be decorated with balloons of green ("protective") color or white, blue and red (in the colors of the flag); paper planes and stars.
For treats, favorite dishes of all the men present are prepared. You can come up with an original menu (let the children draw it up on a piece of paper), in which the dishes will be called in a military way, for example, naval pasta, Soldier's Dream cutlets, General's Visit salad, Brave Captain seafood, etc. The highlight of the dinner will be a cake in the form of a five-pointed star.
presenter raises the first toast: Today is a big holiday - Defender of the Fatherland Day! On this day, it is customary to congratulate all the military, everyone who has served in the army, and everyone who has yet to do so. But even those of the men who have never put on and are not going to put on military uniforms today are also full-fledged heroes of the occasion!
Our dear men, you fight daily for the well-being of your families. Therefore, each of us can say about his beloved half, as well as about his dad and grandfather: my dear protector!
Women give gifts to men, children also prepare gifts for dads and grandfathers in advance.
presenter: Tonight will not be quite ordinary ... How do the festive events usually go? First there is a solemn part, and then a banquet, a buffet table and so on. But we decided to deviate from traditions and invented our own kind of holiday - a banquet-concert! What does it mean? This means we will be eating and having fun at the same time!
Our dear defenders, of course, have already relaxed and are looking forward to the pleasure... But a surprise awaits them! They themselves will become the main participants of the impromptu concert! Yes, yes, men, because the heroes of the evening are you! But the first number in our program is still from women ... We have prepared a song about you!
The song "Dedicated to Men" (to the motive of the "March of high-altitude fitters" from the movie "Height").
You are not stokers, not carpenters,
Not oligarchs, not singers,
You are very valuable workers, yes,
Husbands and the best fathers!
Behind you, the house is stronger than the fortress,
And we seem to be behind a wall,
Forgive us attempts of jealousy, yes,
We are your heart and soul!
There is nothing for us to worry about,
When there are men around!
Today you are the heroes of the evening, yes,
Poems and songs in your honor!
Do not deny us the favor
And invite me to dance
And then without you, without your tenderness, yes,
We will cry and suffer!
Women invite men to dance.
Then a toast is raised: A long time ago, man and woman were one being, with two pairs of arms, legs, and two heads. These creatures lived on earth for themselves, lived until one day they greatly angered the gods. And they decided to separate them as a punishment. Separated and relaxed. Time has passed... The gods look at the earth: halves together again! The gods got angry and separated them for the second time - they sent them jealousy and scandals. More time has passed. The gods looked at the earth and were amazed: not only were the halves together again, but small creatures were also running next to them!
Presenter: Men, our dear men... Today we are talking only about them. They are our support, the stronger sex, and these are not just words. What qualities should a real man have? I think you know this very well! First, he must be fearless... There is a proposal to test our defenders for fearlessness!
Game "Pass the checkpoint"
The game is simple: each of the men must crawl under the table to the opposite side. The one who, according to the general opinion, will do it more dexterously or more original than everyone else (taking into account age) receives a small prize.
Presenter: You will not refuse courage and dexterity to our men! We argue further. Secondly, a real man, of course, is not devoid of creative abilities! After all, they help him find a non-standard way out of a difficult situation ... It would be necessary to check the presence of a creative vein among the heroes of the occasion! Just the next number of the concert program announced the performance of the ensemble. It will be the song and dance ensemble of the Soviet Army!
Ensemble of the Soviet Army
All men participate.
Their task: to sing a military song (which everyone knows, for example, "Katyusha" or "Smuglyanka", etc.). It is possible under karaoke, it is possible without it. Men are asked to voluntarily divide into those who will sing and those who are in the “backup dancers”, or they are appointed.
After the song, the presenter thanks the participants and proposes a toast to them - talented and resourceful.
Presenter: Our defenders performed just fine! But friends, that's not all. We have not named even half of the qualities inherent in real men. And the next point, it seems to me, is this: a real man should always tell the truth and only the truth! He simply needs this quality to confuse all opponents and opponents ... And only today we had the opportunity to test men on a lie detector. Who knows, maybe they are hiding something serious from us?
Lie detector test
The presenter asks questions to each of the men in turn, to which they must answer quickly and without hesitation (the presenter warns: only the truth!), But instead of “yes”, you should say “That's right”, and instead of “no” - “No way!”.
1. Would you like to fly into space?
2. How often do you give girls flowers?
3. Your dream is Claudia Schiffer?
4. How long have you been doing plumbing repairs in the house?
5. Do you have serious feelings for your wife?
6. Are you annoyed by your superiors?
7. Do you doubt your sense of humor?
8. Do you know what your wife is thinking?
9. Are you satisfied with your appearance?
10. Did you have a funny nickname as a child?
11. Are you scary when angry?
12. Are you afraid to look funny?
13. Is it easy to negotiate with you?
14. Can you dance tango?
15. Women confessed their love to you first?
16. Do you know how to drive a locomotive?
17. Do you like your wife's hairstyle?
18. Is a vacation in the countryside healthier than a vacation in the Caribbean?
19. Do you fly in your sleep?
20. Are you attracted to mulattos?
After the interview, the presenter asks the women if their husbands were truthful enough and what they lied about. The toast is raised.
The presenter says that throughout the holiday there is also a competition for the most accurate "eater", because a real man should be able to eat well and beautifully.
presenter: Let's continue our conversation about men... What do we need men for? Maybe we could do without them? I counted and counted and counted at least twenty-three points why we need men! Just in honor of February 23!
twenty three reasons
(joking poem)
Why do we have men?
I know twenty-three reasons:
To paint and saw,
Entertain and amuse
Bring finance to the family
Sing romances under the windows,
Compliments to say
Cook dinner a couple of times
Throw out the garbage once,
Raise sons and daughters
Plant onions in the garden
There is, tirelessly,
Plastering, building, gluing,
Dispel all doubts
Snuggle up and hug
Accept apologies!
What else is a man for?
Take the car in for repair
Buy a beaver coat
To nail the shelf tightly ...
Well, the main reason
What are men for?
We are without memory to love!
The host asks each of the women to add their reason to this peculiar list.
After that, a toast sounds: let's drink to the skillful hands and inquisitive minds of our dear men!
Presenter: How else do real men differ from fake ones? Well, of course, there weren’t and aren’t real ones here! .. A real man must have a sense of humor! It allows you to look at some of life's troubles with a smile ... And I invite men to show us their sparkling humor by taking part in the military jokes competition!
joke competition
Men can tell not only jokes, but also stories, funny stories from the army years. The winner of the competition is awarded a prize - a humorous book or magazine.
Presenter: Our men are the most cheerful and witty, no one doubted this! But a real man, besides this, must also be clean. For example, he never scatters socks and beer bottles, but carefully puts it all under the sofa ... And if suddenly he has to rush into battle tomorrow, he will easily do what any soldier should be able to do! This is exactly what we will now check, especially since everyone has sat up a bit.
Competition "Footcloths"
In this competition, men compete in the ability to wind footcloths, which will require toilet paper (one roll for each participant). The game is accompanied by cheerful music. The fastest but the most accurate wins.
Game "Minefield"
The task is as follows: while the song is playing, women must move around the hall, in no case touching the floor, for which men carry them in their arms.
Presenter: And now you won't believe it - we'll play spin the bottle! But no, it will not be the “bottle” that you thought about. And we will play in the truest sense of the word. We already have enough empty bottles, let's collect them. Get a real military band! Now we will see who will play better - a female musical group or a male one!
A bottle-playing contest is held between women and men. You can not only play, but also sing.
presenter: We can list many more features that true men are endowed with, but we would not forget about the most important thing. Of course, a real man is a knight of his beautiful lady! He would give everything for her, including his life. Have our gentlemen lost their knightly qualities? Are they still capable of showing tender feelings?
Anonymous confession game
The task is this: men must write on pieces of paper a declaration of love for their soul mates (or for daughters, mothers) in one or two sentences, without indicating names. The presenter collects them in a cap or hat and mixes them. Then he takes out one at a time and reads it. The one to whom the confession is addressed must guess that the words were written to her.
For confessions, men are bestowed with kisses.
Presenter: Well, friends, on this romantic note, the planned part of the program of our banke-ta-concert is coming to an end. We are waiting for another awards ceremony, and then - a complete improvisation!
It seems to me that we should thank our incomparable defenders for their patience, because they got it from us today. And also for the fact that we just have them ... Maybe they have a desire to utter a response?
Men offer a return toast to the ladies.
presenter: And now - the awards ceremony for the defenders, so to speak, at the end of the evening!
Rewarding
For rewarding, the presenter prepared paper medals, which are awarded to men. The titles awarded to men are written on the medals: “the most courageous defender”, “the most witty defender”, “the most charming defender”, “the most romantic defender”, “the most brilliant defender”, “the most patient defender”, “the youngest defender” (for a child).
You can also add funny titles, for example, “the most mustachioed defender”, “the most bald defender”, “the most glamorous defender”, etc. Women decide who gets which medal. Nothing if someone gets more than one.
The evening continues with dancing.
Games for dancing
"Tenderness". Dancing couples must hold a balloon with their foreheads. You can't drop it. Dropped get "penalty" glasses.
"One head is good..." . This is a variant of the game described above, when the dancing couples are given a cap (one for two) and they need to put it on and keep it on their heads.
"epaulettes" . Paper “epaulettes” are placed on the men’s shoulders (you can use napkins). The task is the same: during the dance do not drop them.
"General". A “general” is selected from the guests by lot (it can also be a woman). During the evening, the rest should, turning to him (her), salute. The one who forgot fulfills any desire that the guests come up with for him.
"First second". The “General” commands all guests to pay off “for the first or second” (in no particular order). Then he announces that the first numbers should invite the second to a romantic dance, and it doesn’t matter what gender they are.
In this blog you will find a great variety of scenarios for congratulating men on Defender of the Fatherland Day for corporate parties that will help you pleasantly surprise the strong half of humanity and make the holiday of February 23 not only solemn, but also fun.
Defenders Day
Glorious day of the defenders of loved ones,
Day of confessions, tenderness, love,
To you, poets, from invisible friends
Congratulations helmet from all over the earth!
Dear, dear, dear,
Strong, reliable friends,
You have wonderful meetings for the weekend,
I wish you happiness, joy!
Let it be the only weapon
Word, inspiration Pen
For verses of love, so tenderly necessary,
Sowing smiles and kindness ...
The script for congratulating men on February 23
In place of "dot-com" use the name of your organization,of course if it rhymes))).
Characters:
First damsel
Second girl
third maiden
young man
First man
Second man
storyteller
storyteller
Three maidens by the window
Were spinning late in the evening.
1 girl.
If only I knew
I would blossom girls
And he would be taken away
Neither sat nor plowed
I would vacation in Spain
Lived like a queen
3 girl
And I would go to the left
2 girl
Oh, if only I knew
Well, at least with one of the "dot-coma"
I drove a wheelbarrow on a steep
I would eat shish kebabs in the country
Walked in a mink coat
With a crocodile bag
And all the women in the country
Envy me
3 girl
Don't poison the soul of the girls
We now listen to this
And I would even from longing
I would wash my socks
Cooked to devour
And I would go to sleep quietly
Well, let the husband be with friends
Lit nights and days
Well, not a word across,
I would even run to the stall,
But in the "point-coma" of simple
No longer single
storyteller
Just had time to say
The door creaked softly
And not hurrying into the light,
A young man enters.
He is talking
He was doing something at the fence;
Therefore, the speech is girlish
Loved him.
young man(drunk as hell)
I heard it needs husbands
So meet here I am
The boy is extremely cute
My market is quite decent
Four grades, educated
And my outfit is stylized
I know who is there on the pond
Rocked like her, a star
So girls don't get lost
And fall in love with me soon
Fly while I'm here
Spoil, they will take you away!!!
1 girl
Who did it bring
To our quiet village?
The girls are the man
But the language is like a pomelo
Well, tell the whole truth
Don't stand at the door
Who are you, in what rank,
Have you heard of "dot-com"
young man
I know, there are rumors
They spend cool holidays there
There is a demand for men from there
Solve any issue in an instant
I wouldn't mind myself
Join this team
2 girl
So why aren't you from there?
Uh .. it means the girls are bad
We are such a boyfriend
Just like a woodpecker conductor
So what are you going around
Races not included in the "dot-com"
Get out of here without looking back
So that the heels sparkle brightly
Oh those boys
(something big and bad) would be in their pants
3 girl
Looks like the guy wasn't bad.
2 girl
Was not bad, but still goof ... ha ha ha
1 girl
Where can we get lucky
There is no boyfriend or dacha
Gotta go to the cards
Maybe it will clear up
I guess I'll take a look
Tea whom I will bewitch
If today the sky is in the stars
That effect is coming serious
2 girl
Yes! ... I know one pop
Gave a good horoscope
The stars are out now
The constellations have changed
There... in the sky at night
Sagittarius quarreled with a lion
And in the end, the shooter
No right...
3 girl
Ugh...
Your horoscope is stupid
We would have girls in a fitness club
Yes in the tanning bed
Would brown a little
Men's fitness club
All colors and ages
Well, if you're lucky
Then from the "point-coma" who will come
Do not sit here until March!!!
1 girl
Quiet, quiet girls, cards!
Oh, this is fucking
A man is coming over...
storyteller
And the phrase barely faded
There was a knock at the door immediately
A middle-aged man entered
And immaculately dressed
1 girl
Are you a dot-coma man?
First man
No, I'm a Gazprom manager
The girls jump up in fright and start preening
2 girl
Here girls are lucky
Yes, something to our, to the village
Such a man, top notch!
First man(storgo)
I brought you a gas bill...
Pay by Sunday
Otherwise, we will charge penalties
storyteller
Just as fast as it came
Our chosen one is gone
And the girls from fear
Silently look at each other
2 girl
Is that what you guessed?
Us here entogo vandal?
Yes, I am in the village of our gas
Haven't seen a pancake, never
Let the infection go
I'll write a lantern under my eye
And in the final chord
A frying pan in the face
3 girl
Enough girls to swear to us
Gotta do business
Stop suffering bullshit
And we'll do the cooking
Bring some milk
Somewhere there was flour
We'll bake pies
Yes fried pancakes
You cut vegetables
Make good cabbage soup
Yes, when ramming from the cellar
Half liter bottle
storyteller
Only the girl sang
How the work boiled
Cut a carrot in an instant
Pies are already in the oven
Shchi set to languish
It's dear to marvel
I myself am behind this process
Watching with interest
At work such
Hour one changed the arc
But not knowing fatigue
All the cooking is going on
Baked and boiled
And luck was lured
For the evening light
The boy entered the lighthouse
He was traveling from a business trip
Make a stop
And the smell from the hut
He came forgetting everything
3 girl
Make yourself at home
Second man
I'm a dot-com courier
Can you have a little
Refresh on the road
storyteller
The guest was immediately seated
And passionately asked
About the desired company
Who is married, who is single
Second man
Yes, you girls are not smart
Look with your eyes
Here they are all sitting.
And in the eyes the lights are burning
Choose by right
Who will please you
1 girl
Here are the men
Yes, how beautiful
I see right away
I'm taking this
2 girl
I see my
I take it for myself
storyteller
Well, the third girl
So as not to languish in thought Shouted
2 girl
This one is mine!!!
storyteller
And took it home
Yes and I, what a trifle
Also a hot girl
Look how many there are now
I take two
They are here for a reason.
Shouted...
All women together
Hurray MEN!!!
storyteller
Here is the end of the story
Who listened...
Stepan Strunkin
Scenario of festive congratulations of men from the stage
The stage is festively decorated.
An exhibition of drawings about the war was organized.
1. Presenter: Good afternoon, dear friends, let me congratulate all the boys, future soldiers and teachers who served in the Army on Defender of the Fatherland Day, although unofficially February 23 became a holiday for all men, young and old. And it's wonderful! Happy holiday everyone!
2. Host: We will start our holiday with the announcement of the order. (Students in grades 6-11 are divided into three teams of recruits: "Sailors", "Peacekeepers" and "Paratroopers").
To read the order, please stand up!
Order No. 001-22 on the personnel of recruits in grades 6-11 dated February 22, 2011.
- 1. In commemoration of the Defender of the Fatherland Day, to express with thunderous applause our admiration for the entire conscription staff.
- 2. To celebrate the achievements of our boys in studies and sports with three “cheers”
- 3. Celebrate the achievements of male teachers with three cheers.
- 4. To express gratitude to teachers - men and boys for their reliability, solidarity, readiness to always come to the rescue.
- 5. Enlist all recruits!
- Let me congratulate you on the enlistment of new recruits!
(The song "I serve Russia" sounds).
1. Presenter: Performed by 8th grade students, watch the humorous scene "Seeing the Army".
Characters:
Mother
conscript
A conscript comes out, followed by a mother with a huge bag, the intro of the song “How my mother saw me off” sounds.
Mother: You would not go, son, to the soldiers. I told you, marry Lucy!
Conscript: I do not want to Luce!!!
Mother: Marry Dus! She would have given you two children in a year, or even three!
Conscript: How is it, mom?
Mother: And so! She already has two ... And she wouldn’t join the army!
Conscript: So I want to join the army, mother! Can you imagine, from a machine gun - boom! From a machine gun - plop! That's where life is for a real man! And what about at home - a cow mooing, a goat bleating, girls singing under the window. Boring things! (yawns).
Mother: Okay, okay, son! Once you decide, go! What is it now! And your father served, and grandfather, and great-grandfather. I have collected some goodies for you here: 3 pairs of socks knitted from the wool of the goat Manka, 3 liters of milk from our cow Zorka, 3 meters of fat from Borka, 3 dozen eggs from the chicken Valka. And from myself - a bag of seeds and a pack of envelopes. You will peel seeds and write letters to me.
Conscript: Oh, mother, I'm leaving you!
Mother: What did I say, son? Well, go, go with God!
He waves his handkerchief after him, the conscript leaves.
Performed by students of the 7th grade, the song "How my mother saw me off ..."
2. Presenter: Conscripts enter the army: some out of a great desire, and some out of necessity to fulfill their civic duty. And what is important even in the army?
1. Host: Studies! That's what! And our first test - "Political studies for recruits." Each team will be asked questions in turn, each correct answer is worth 5 points. So let's get started! The jury is asked to listen carefully and evaluate the answers.
2. Host: Let's do a draw.
Questions are asked in turn to 3 teams.
1. What weapon is associated with the name of Damocles?
- - sword;
- -onion;
- - a spear.
- - tomahawk;
- -scimitar;
- - boomerang.
- - an arrow;
- - with an ax;
- - electricity.
- - tournament;
- - duel;
- - wall to wall.
- - camisole;
- - chain mail;
- - a sheepskin coat.
- - flea;
- - midge;
- - fly.
- - patronage;
- - chamber;
- - patronage.
- - roll:
- - self-rolling;
- - scroll.
- - on the head;
- - on shoulders;
- - on the pants.
- - tower;
- - dome;
- -tower.
- - air;
- - sky;
- -eclipse.
- - happiness;
- - love;
- -health.
- - is;
- - OK;
- - swept up.
- - front door;
- - home;
- - everyday.
- - battalion commander;
- - comfort;
- - commander.
The following unanswered questions:
- -Who is the founder of the Russian fleet? (Peter the First).
- - What is the name of the Russian naval flag? (Andreevsky.)
- -What ship is called the grandfather of the Russian fleet? (Botik).
- -Who are midshipmen? (Previously, students of maritime schools were called so).
- What is the name of the painting that depicts the sea? (Marina).
- - What are the names of the artists who paint marine paintings? (Marinists).
- - How is the female name Marina translated? (Marine).
- - Which of the Russian composers was a Russian officer and even made a sea trip around the world? (N A. Rimsky - Korsakov).
- - Who is the author of the words of the Russian anthem? (Sergey Mikhalkov).
- -Who is the author of the music\Russian anthem? (A. Alexandrov)
- - Who is the author of the music of our school anthem? (V. Linkov)
- - On which street is the military registration and enlistment office located in Inta? (St. Tchaikovsky).
1 Lead: The song performed by Vladimir Melnikov "Russian guy" sounds
Now let's move on to the competition:
First competition -“First of all, the planes…”
The boys prepare paper airplanes and arrange competitions for flight distance.
The one whose plane flies the farthest wins.
The second contest is called "Sound Picture".
Before you is a masterpiece of world art. Give the picture a title and come up with a short monologue or dialogue.
Next match– "Tell me about serving in the Army" (pantomime)
Participants go to the middle of the stage and begin a story about themselves, but not with words, but with gestures. The winner is the one whose story was more interesting and understandable.
The next competition is "On a halt ..."
The company is sent to carry out a combat mission, the soldiers stopped at a halt to have a bite to eat, to eat army porridge. The essence of the task is who will eat the porridge faster and go to complete the task.
The last competition "Songs about the army and war"
-Learn the song from the intro.
- Name the author of the song.
-Give the name of the songwriter.
The song is performed by Vladimir Linkov.
1. Host: The results of the competitions are summed up, the winners are determined.
2. Host: Let me once again congratulate everyone on the holiday!
Sounds three times "hurrah".
(Singing the school anthem)
Mila Novikova
Scenario and program of the holiday dedicated to Defender of the Fatherland Day "My Fatherland - Russia"
Decoration solution:
On the back of the stage, the name of our Motherland is written in large letters: "RUSSIA". Two tablet decorations on the sides of it symbolize: Russia “past” (domes of old churches) and “present” (towers of new buildings stretching to the heights). These two compositions are connected by a tricolor rainbow.
09.00 - 09.40 On the central stage of the holiday, a festive - patriotic concert begins, accompanied by a group of presenters who perform poems about the Motherland and designate sections of the program:
"I love you Russia!"
Host #1:
Play the accordion, wind up
song ringing in the fields.
This song is our song
About happy peaceful DAYS.
Let him dance in bright groves
Red maidens round dance
Let spring rage around
The holiday is on the ground...
Host #2:
Remembering the days of old
In the light of tomorrow...
I love you Russia
And this is my song!
Host #1: The program "I love you, Russia", dedicated to the future and present defenders of the Fatherland, is opened by the team "Sweet Berry"
9.00 – 9.40 Sweet berry team.
9.40 – 10.00 Building a military parade.
Presenters:
In the southeastern district of the capital
Without demanding applause and awards,
We tell you: the holiday will take place!
The parade is getting ready...
We are the songs of our glory - strung
On the holiday a solemn thread.
And now, for all of you to know
We want to announce the upcoming parade!
Russia's young bloom is coming
And to sing it in celebration
We are built like links in a chain,
And let the copper orchestra sound louder!
Host #1: The parade of the holiday dedicated to the Defender of the Fatherland Day begins!
Host #2: Get ready for the opening of the solemn parade ...
Host #1: Team: Attention!
10.00 – 10.20 Grand opening of the holiday, military parade.
Presenters:
We are very glad to meet you
Believe me, we will not forget her
And it's not easy with ordinary words
Talk about our close friendship
And expressing sincere feelings,
Like my dearest friends
We are the placers of martial arts
With all my heart we give you today!
10.20 - 10.40 Demonstration performances of sports sections and military-patriotic clubs of the SEAD (Phonogram).
Presenters:
Lots of new songs now
We compose and sing
But the songs of grandfathers, like a shrine,
We pass from mouth to mouth.
Days on the saddle
Are carried away into history
But folk songs
They are asking the people.
The song that moves the soul
And inspires and lifts up
You listen to a good song
And respond with a good heart in life
Love won't fade
To the songs of fiery distances.
Resurrects them again
The ringing of father's medals.
Lives in villages and villages
With Cossack prowess people.
Nobody compares to him in song
And it’s better not to enter the dance.
10.40 – 11.10 Cossack collective “Living Rus”.
Presenters:
And now dashing dancers
We invite them to our circle
You clap them with enthusiasm,
Not sparing your hands.
11.10 - 11.30 Group "Polar Star".
Presenters:
Russia! You can't measure your spaces,
And your thoughts are boundless flight,
And you especially believe in Russian songs,
When Russia sings these songs!
In the current lush bloom
All Moscow is noisy like a garden,
Here is a sign of renewal
The songs are new.
Where the sky is bonfires
The stars will light up at midnight
There side by side with the winds
Our songs live!
11.30 - 11.55 Duet "Arkady".
Presenters:
Musicians only have to
Play a Russian dance
And there is no place for you and me
Impossible to resist.
Everyone loves dancing, we and you,
So the truth is undeniable
That dancing is the same as love,
All ages are always submissive.
11.55 - 12.15 Group "On the same wave".
12.15 –12.20 The awarding of the winners of sports competitions is carried out by the organizing committee of the holiday and Y. Mologin.
12.20 – 12.40 Cocktail group.
12.40 –12.45 Rewarding.
12.45 – 13.40 “Musical frigate”.
13.40 – 14.00 Rewarding. Appeal of representatives of the district administration to the residents of the district.
14.00 - 16.00: "You are the most beautiful in the world, my Motherland!".
(Theatrical concert with the participation of district teams).
Participating in the concert:
Choreographic group "Pinocchio"
Life-size puppets of the theater "Polar Elephant"
Constellation team.
Charm team.
16.00 - 20.00 Youth disco. (The disco "Lublino" is open).
20.00 Festive fireworks.
Veniamin Shmatov
You survived, soldier, even though you died a hundred times,
And he pressed his companion-death to his chest.
You survived, soldier! And again in battle!
There will never be peace for you.
Many years have passed. You live, soldier!
Your feat is glorified, it is known without dates.
Hero medals adorn the entire chest,
but from thoughts you will not fall asleep again.
You remember battles, ditches, trenches, friends.
Come on, pour alcohol into a mug as soon as possible.
And remember those who took off into the sky,
dew glistened on the chamomile field...
And the tears in my eyes don't let me see
this Russian land familiar firmament.
You, soldier, would rest in the silence of birches,
only the wind blew the leaves from the trees ...
"DEFENDER OF MOTHERLAND"
Short-term leisure programCompiled by:
teachers-organizers
Provornova Tatyana Valerievna,
Smirnova Tatyana Leonidovna,
Shamaeva Maria Olegovna;
concertmaster
Zavgorodnev Dmitry Vladimirovich.
Program goal:
To promote the development of a sense of patriotism in children.
Program objectives:
1. Acquaintance with the history of the formation of the armed forces of our country;
2. Manifestation of cognitive activity;
3. Manifestation of physical and creative potential.
Explanatory note
The program is addressed to elementary school children and is aimed at patriotic education of the younger generation. It is held in the form of competitive competitions between teams. Consists of six thematic blocks. Each block includes a historically educational part and a competitive game part, which includes: sports, intellectual and creative elements.
The program uses photo and video materials, game props, musical accompaniment. Due to the fact that the program is accompanied by interesting and informative information, illustrations and musical accompaniment, team members not only show their abilities, but also learn a lot of new, useful and interesting things.
Conditions for the implementation of the program:
Venue - assembly or sports hall.
The duration is 60 minutes.
Number of participants - 2 teams from 8 to 12 people and fans of the teams.
Necessary equipment:
Screen, video projector, sound equipment, microphones.
Artistic, musical design:
Video sequence: "Russian Army", "Future Soldier".
Video intro: "Cavalry", "Pilots", "Aircraft", "Quiz for Commanders", "Nurses", "Cypher".
Props:
Paper tape;
Outdoor flagpole;
1. "Cavalry":
Wooden horses 2 pieces;
Floor chips 6 pieces.
2. "Pilots":
Cardboard "boats" 2 pieces;
Floor chips 6 pieces.
3. "Airplanes":
Colored paper 10 sheets;
School desks 2 pieces.
4. "Quiz for commanders":
Helmet (box) 1 piece;
printed questions.
5. "Nurses":
Toilet paper 10 rolls.
6. "Encryption":
Envelopes 2 pieces;
printed proverbs;
Tray.
Host costumes:
Raincoats and caps stylized as military uniforms.
Bibliography:
"How and when the Red Army appeared" A. Saturn
I. Mints, E. Gorodetsky "Documents on the history of the Civil War in the USSR." Politizdat under the Central Committee of the CPSU (b).
Internet page "We come from... Chronicle: People, places, events, testimonies.".
Magazine "Military Russia - Submarines", publishing house: Mediahouse,
year: 2006
Encyclopedia of modern military aviation / warehouse. V. P. Morozov, V. A. Obukhovich, S. I. Sidorenko. - M.; Minsk: AST; Harvest, 2001..
"Military Literature". Memoirs.
Internet page The feat of front-line nurses during the Great Patriotic War "Each of us had his own war."
"History of encryption business in Russia" T. Sobolev.
Expected results:
Comprehension by children of the value of patriotic feelings.
Children's awareness of their capabilities and abilities in the creative field.
The acquisition by children of practical skills and abilities in the performance of physical and intellectual tasks.
Improving the culture of relationships between children and their behavior in interaction with peers and adults.
SCENARIO
short-term leisure program
"DEFENDER OF MOTHERLAND"
Music sounds.
Spectators pass into the hall.
The light goes out.
Video "Russian Army"
Light is gathering. Leaders come out.
Leading
Hello dear friends.
We welcome everyone to this hall!
We are glad to meet you.
And our meeting is dedicated to...
Defenders of the Fatherland! (together)
1 presenter
On February 23, our country celebrated Defender of the Fatherland Day. Two decades ago, this holiday had a slightly different name - the Day of the Soviet Army and Navy. However, the meaning and significance of the holiday remain the same to this day.
2 leading
In the many years of heroic history of the Soviet Army and Navy, the number of historical victories and deeds does not know its exact number. During the Great Patriotic War, in a fierce battle with German fascism, the Soviet Army was able to defend the freedom and independence of our Motherland.
1 presenter
And today the Russian Army reliably defends its country from all enemies, protects the priceless heritage of the world. The day of February 23 has long been a special day for the entire Russian people, and on this day a military parade takes place on Red Square in Moscow.
2 leading
At all times in its history, military service has been a matter of honor for every man, and devoted service to one's Fatherland has been the highest meaning of a warrior's life and service.
1 presenter
You future men and future heroes aspire to grow up courageous, strong and worthy defenders of your Fatherland.
2 leading
And today you have the opportunity to demonstrate these qualities.
1 presenter
Guys, imagine that you are soldiers. “The soldier who does not dream of becoming a general is bad,” says folk wisdom.
Contests:
1. "Cavalry"
2 leading
Who knows the name of the branch of the armed forces in which a riding horse is used for combat operations?
The children answer.
The most active are invited to the site, 5 people from the class.
There are several floor chips on the site.
Teams receive a "Horse".
Task: each participant on horseback runs the distance around the snake chips.
During the explanation of the task, the props are taken out.
Music sounds.
A competition is being held.
1 presenter
Possessing high mobility and maneuverability, combined with a swift and powerful blow, the cavalry played a decisive role in many battles.
But in the mid-50s, in connection with the development of weapons of mass destruction and the transition to full motorization of the army, the cavalry ceased to exist as a branch of the armed forces, and the cavalry units were disbanded.
2. "Submarines"
2 leading
Surely many boys would like to serve in the navy.
For this difficult task, certain skills are needed:
Wits, toughness… more?
What warships do you know? (cruiser Aurora, Varyag, boat).
The children answer.
A screensaver corresponding to the correct answer appears on the screen.
Those children who name qualities are invited to the playground, 5 people from the class.
1 presenter
And who on the ship or submarine paves the way, avoiding underwater obstacles?
The one who answered will be the "pilot".
Two floor chips are placed on the site.
Teams receive "submarines".
Task: "pilots" need to transport the entire team from one chip to another.
During the explanation of the task, the props are taken out.
Music sounds.
A competition is being held.
The children return to their seats.
At this time props are being carried away.
2 leading
And in our time, the largest warships, which are called aircraft carriers, have appeared.
These ships are called so because their main strike force is aviation.
A modern aircraft carrier has several dozen aircraft on board.
To do this, the ship is equipped with a huge flight deck from which planes take off and land.
Also, aircraft hangars where maintenance and refueling takes place.
The cost of building and maintaining these ships is so high that at present only ten countries have aircraft carriers in service, including our country.
3. "Airplanes"
1 presenter
Airplanes are perhaps one of the most amazing inventions of mankind in recent years, even the very idea that such a huge "steel bird" can rise thousands of kilometers above the ground is amazing. Guys, what is aviation like?
- Fighter
- Assault
- Bomber
- Intelligence
- Special
- Transport
A screensaver corresponding to the correct answer appears on the screen.
Active children are invited to the playground.
Teams receive paper.
Task: all participants fold the airplanes, after which an “air battle” is arranged.
Music sounds.
A competition is being held.
The children return to their seats.
1 presenter
The first aircraft for combat purposes began to be used during the First World War. Prior to this, aircraft were only entertainment for the public. During the war, with the help of aircraft, the location of enemy forces was recognized. Then, over time, they began to install weapons on aircraft, and thus their role in hostilities increased significantly. It took only one century for people to learn how to create the most advanced combat aircraft, they are equipped with modern weapons such as cannons, missiles, bombs, mines.
At an altitude of 17.5 km, these are 34 Ostankino towers, developing supersonic. They can carry out refueling in the air, so the flight range has increased.
4. "Quiz for commanders"
2 leading
In combat, not only technical capabilities are important. But not a single battle would have been won if there were no outstanding generals and commanders.
1 presenter
Guys, what generals and commanders do you know?
The children answer.
A screensaver corresponding to the correct answer appears on the screen.
And we invite commanders from classes to our quiz.
Commanders come out to the court.
2 leading
To win a battle, you need not only strength and skill, but also mental abilities.
And our commanders will demonstrate it.
Questions are taken out of the box one by one.
- 1. What is common between a tree and a rifle? (Trunk)
- 2. Why are the spear and shield inseparable friends and enemies?
- (They are always together. The spear strikes, the shield protects)
- 3. Who said: "It's hard to learn, easy to fight" (Suvorov)
- 4. What is the name of the "fighter of the invisible front?" (Scout)
- 5. What is the name of a teenager who studies maritime affairs? (Cabin boy)
- 6. Sea cook. (Cook)
- 7. Morning team. (Climb!)
- 8. What do they drop when they need it and pick it up when they don't need it? (Anchor).
At this time props are being carried away.
2 leading
And indeed, as the outstanding commander, Alexander Vasilyevich Suvorov, said, “We must fight not by numbers, but by skill.” There are many examples of outstanding warfare strategies. For example: at the time of the Battle on the Ice on Lake Peipus, Alexander Nevsky, knowing the tactics of the German knights, which consisted in the fact that the military ranks lined up in a wedge, which allows them to quickly break through the defenses of the enemy troops, made a brilliant decision. He built a line of infantry near Lake Peipus at the beginning, and behind it loaded carts. Thus, during the retreat of the infantry, the German knights got stuck in the carts, and Alexander Nevsky's cavalry from the flanks dealt a crushing blow to the German military ranks, which could not quickly reorganize for a retaliatory strike. And thus the battle was won.
5. "Nurses"
1 presenter
Over the years, women have also shown themselves in military affairs, first of all, they were nurses, as wounded soldiers affectionately called nurses.
A screensaver corresponding to the correct answer appears on the screen.
In our next competition, girls will participate who will correctly answer the questions:
- What is used for dressing?
- How can you carry the wounded?
- What can be done to treat a wound?
- What is the identity of a nurse?
- How is temperature measured?
Task: to bandage the "wounded soldier".
At this time, the props are taken out.
Music sounds.
A competition is being held.
The children return to their seats.
At this time props are being carried away.
1 presenter
We know from history that Empress Alexandra Feodorovna, wife of Nicholas II, and his daughters, in order to help the wounded during World War I, received a medical education and helped the wounded in numerous infirmaries in Tsarskoye Selo, St. Petersburg and its environs.
We also know about the exploits of nurses during the Great Patriotic War, who, on their fragile shoulders, carried the wounded right out of the shelling. And sometimes, at the cost of their lives, they saved warriors.
6. "Encryption"
2 leading
There are specialists in the army who are called cryptographers. What is encryption, of course you know.
The children answer.
A screensaver corresponding to the correct answer appears on the screen.
You have to decode the received message.
At this time, the props are taken out.
The commanders receive ciphers and, with the help of their teams, decipher the message.
Music sounds.
The game is being played.
The children return to their seats.
At this time props are being carried away.
2 leading
Our encrypting specialists coped with the tasks entrusted to them with honor.
The leaders of the young Soviet republic understood that it was necessary to create their own secret encryption service.
By a separate order of Lenin, on the orders of the Revolutionary Military Council of November 13, 1918, a "Cipher Department" was created with a staff of 14 people. By the way, this very day - November 13, has since been celebrated annually in our country as the "Day of the Cryptographer".
1 presenter
Today, summing up the results of our game, we saw that the future defenders of the fatherland are growing up and we congratulate you on the holiday. Happy holiday of real men!
The light goes out.
Video "Future Soldier"
Light is gathering. Leaders come out.
Leading
Thank you dear friends for visiting us.
Once again, we congratulate everyone on the holiday.
See you soon!
Music sounds.
The children leave the room.
Contemporaries
A toast to men
In a beautiful name ManGathered courage and become
Ability to think and dream
Being inspired for no reason
Know how to love, know how to give.
To leave, then to return.
To be so fickle
To seem like such a support.
guard his destiny
From lies, betrayal, deceit,
And always be kind
Give life full, without flaw.
And let the words intertwine
About the only, beloved,
Whom nature has named
beautiful name -MAN!
Musical-parody script for February 23 (corporate holiday)
Musical parody program for a corporate party or for showing on stage. Consists of 6 mini-sketches and 8 parody songs.
Author - Evelina Pizhenko
Actors (permanent for the entire performance):
LEADING.
TWO "DIRECTIVES"- are selected from the audience, or, alternatively, actors.
Changing characters (can be performed by the same actors):
MOTHER- a hyper-caring lady, escorts her son either to the army, or to a resort.
BABKA- business, quick-witted, what is called "military". It is possible that she personally took Berlin.
BRATOK- typical, all teeth, chains, "nuts".
BROTHER'S DAUGHTER- an imperturbable girl in the last month. Apparently, the father of the "last month" is unknown. Chewing gum constantly.
GIRL-DEMBEL. It happens. She gave the service not only honor, but also a manicure.
TANYUKHA- A student at a vocational college. Previously, this was called the simple and understandable word vocational school.
SVETKA - Tanya's friend.
KINDERGARTEN PUPILS- in the performance of adults, the number is not limited.
ELENA VAENGA- parody character
ALLA PUGACHEVA- parody character
MASHA RASPUTINA- parody character
LARIS DOLINA- parody character
There are two chairs on the stage.
LEADING. Defender of the Fatherland Day has always been considered a purely masculine holiday. Well, with a few exceptions. Even now it is a reason for us to congratulate all men, regardless of their military duty. Unfortunately, the army of those who have not completed military service is growing. But a man, first of all, is a protector. Every year, the times are farther and farther away when the guys who did not serve did not enjoy authority among the girls. And those who served were rightfully proud of their rank and still remember the years of military fraternity, the so-called demobilization, and, of course, the farewell to the army!
And today we invite all men to remember this unforgettable event for them and for their numerous relatives! So, the medical examination and the feast are behind us. Concert at the assembly point!
The presenter invites two (if desired, more) men from the audience and seats them on the stage. They represent conscripts.
HOST(he says cheerfully).
In vain we chewed purgen,
They ran around.
And did not reveal x-ray
Heel fracture.
No head disease
And the analysis is normal,
Even though we blinded him
From dry food.
At the herring with milk
Friendship won.
Hello, military commissar dad,
We are ready to serve!
Dear Guys! That long-awaited hour has come! Behind the fees and farewell to relatives! And at this solemn moment we tell you... However, our first guest will tell you everything herself! (Leaves).
The artist enters the stage in the image of Elena Vaenga. Sings a song.
PARODY ON THE SONG "I WISH"
1.
The sun shines brightly,
And an empty bag
All grubs finished,
But they didn't sober up
Everyone sits and wonders:
"Where will they send
Serve us, in the Navy or in the Airborne Forces?"
Chorus.
I wish that the boots do not sting,
So that grandfathers do not laugh,
And less extraordinary outfits are needed.
To be fed meat
And they drank kvass.
So that they give a sergeant, and so that the girls wait.
"Vaenga" leaves the stage, collides with Mother along the way. Mother has a huge checkered bag in her hands. She menacingly looks after the Vaenga.
MOTHER (rushes to one of the "conscripts").
Son! (hugs vigorously). How did you lose weight! And how pale! This is in two hours, but what will be left of you in a year ?! Why did you take so few things? I brought you something else for the trail!
(He starts to put things and products out of the bag: he tries to put felt boots on his feet, ties a scarf around his neck, puts a hat with ears and a pompom on his head, takes out mittens with an elastic band, puts them on his neck, sentences).
The host appears on the stage, looks in bewilderment at the guests and at the “conscripts” - they are sitting hung with “gifts”. When she appears, Grandma quickly runs away. Mom stays.
LEADING. What is going on here?
(to Mom) Who let you in here?
Mother sings a song.
ANSWER GALINA.
(Parody of the song "Galina")
1.
You circle the world, you travel for a year,
You promise everything, they say, I will come.
And I'm planting a garden again,
And again I wait, like a fool, I wait.
All chickens and rooster died with laughter,
A boar has grown old in a pigsty for a long time.
Withered under the windows of your favorite dopukh.
And so our romance ended.
Chorus.
Blooming, blooming potatoes in the garden,
Harvest one again.
Well, where are you, damned Seryozha,
You come, finally, come.
The entire text of the song is in the full version of the script.
Mom leaves the stage. The leader speaks to the audience.
LEADING. I hope that the raids of relatives are over, and we continue our holiday concert! (Reads a verse, with a joyful expression):
May the tablecloth be dear to you,
The cockade rings like a bell.
Now your service will become a mother,
And the ensign will become a father!
And we have another "star guest"! We meet!
(Leaves).
The artist enters the stage in the image of Larisa Dolina. Sings a song.
SONG OF THE WRITTEN'S WIFE(To the motive "Weather in the house")
1.
What is the forecast for today, honey,
Is there no reason for joy again?
When I married a sergeant.
He promised me to become a general.
Chorus:
That's what mom and dad said
It won't make any sense.
After all, if a husband is an ensign in life,
You can't fix it with an umbrella.
Valley is leaving. The presenter returns, again turns to the "draftees".
LEADING.
How long have you mothers
Were you escorted to first class?
Popes under the native word
Taken from graduation?
And now in one formation
You leave your family.
you as future soldiers
Congratulations Kindergarten!
Artists appear on the stage in the form of kindergarten students. They are wearing dresses, bows, the boys are wearing shorts. Toys in hand. First read poetry.
FIRST "BABY"
Twenty third of February.
Congratulations dad. Fuck!..
HOST
(interrupts, speaks in a whisper). Is it possible to say such words? Who taught you?
FIRST "BABY" (innocent)
Maria Ivanovna!
(continues, loudly shouting the very first syllable):
Fuck-ha on the belt is on fire,
Father says to son:
Will you listen to me
You won't get a belt!
SECOND "BABY":
The son answers the father:
I have one secret.
Mother hid the straps
So, dad, don't drive!
THIRD "BABY":
You and I are in the same line,
Do not scold my mother!
We must protect her.
HOROM:
Happy Defender's Day!
Kindergarteners sing a song.
AND DAD IS SOMEWHERE IN THE CITY
(parody of the song "A soldier is walking through the city")
1.
And today is a day off
Father is celebrating.
Mom cuts for salad
Fresh cucumber.
Prepared a surprise
Cream, deodorant.
Only dad is somewhere again
He landed his troops,
He landed his troops.
Chorus.
And dad is somewhere in the city,
On an unfamiliar street.
celebrating to the fullest
With friends, without a wife.
Don't be offended, mommy
For you and me, the main thing
Home to wait for our
Defender of the country.
Kindergarteners run off the stage. Immediately after them, Bratok enters the stage - all in leather, in chains, "nuts". He looks around, approaches the “conscripts”, speaks in an undertone.
BROTOK. Guys, do you want to hang out?
(Waiting for some kind of reaction from the “conscripts”, nods in satisfaction).
Understood! (Waving backstage).
Daughter, come on!
DOCHA BROTKA enters the stage. She is fashionably dressed, she has a big belly - pregnant. He chews gum, gives the guys a lazy look.
BRATOK
(nods at the guys, like a collision).
Well, what, which one?
DOCHA
(With a lazy look, he continues to chew gum, looks at the guys again, walks around. Then he nods at one of the "conscripts").
This.
BRATOK
(Looks at the guy for some time, looks at him unkindly. He clicks his “tooth”, begins the “interrogation”).
Well, what are we going to do? Wanted to hide from me in the army? That's just not necessary! What, let's start calling our mother, hiding behind our wife and children? (Pointing to Dochu). Did you know what you were getting into, specifically? What you do not know? What's the name you don't know? What's my name, do you know? Do not you know?! You don't know Borzoi?! And Sedogo? And Mute? What about Deaf?
At the moment when Bratok interrogates the conscript, Docha looks at the second one with interest. When Bratok lists nicknames, Docha pulls his sleeve several times.
For the event you will need:
Presents for men.
Treat.
Props for games and competitions.
Prizes.
Event plan
Congratulation, presenting gifts.
Banquet.
Comic test “Who is who”.
Contests for real men
Competition "War of the sexes".
The holiday begins with the presentation of gifts to men and congratulations. It is desirable that the congratulations are not too long and official. It is better to perform it in poetic or song form. It is preferable in congratulations to name each man by name and say a few pleasant words about him.
Banquet
After congratulations, everyone sits down at the table. When compiling the menu for this holiday, it is advisable to take into account the tastes of men and not be limited to sweets and fruits, but to cook something more significant.
Comic test “Who is who”
As entertainment at the table, you can offer men a comic test. For the test, various ranks are written on the cards, and then each man pulls out one card for himself without looking.
Examples of inscriptions: Intellectual. Casanova. Sex giant. Ideal husband. Secret agent. Strongest. Psychic. Mage and Wizard. Commander. Lord. Scrabble. The most temperamental The best fighter. The most dexterous. A professional in his field.
It is even more interesting not just to make inscriptions, but to cut out from magazines and paste pictures corresponding to the inscriptions.
During the preparation of the cards, it is necessary to be extremely correct and make sure that the invented inscriptions do not hurt anyone's dignity and offend no one.
Real men contests
Another entertainment that matches the theme of the holiday can be a competition between men for the title of the best. The following competitions are held between those wishing to compete for this title.
Accuracy
For a competition in accuracy, it is best to use the game "Darts" - factory-made.
An easier option is to throw markers or felt-tip pens (with an open cap) from a distance of 3-5 m at a target drawn on a piece of paper attached to the wall. The most accurate participant receives a prize point.
The marker should be designed for drawing only on paper, then it will be easy to wash off any traces of it with alcohol.
best toast
The facilitator informs the participants that, without a doubt, a real man should be able to drink properly. However, the purpose of the competition is not to drink more than others, but to do it most gracefully.
After that, each participant receives a glass of strong drink. The contestants take turns toasting and drinking the contents of the glass. The one who completes the task best of all receives a bonus point.
best compliment
Since a real man must be gallant and be able to find an approach to a woman's heart, in this competition, participants compete in complimenting the fair sex.
The one whose compliment women like more than others receives a prize point.
Competition “War of the Sexes”
In order for not only men, but also women to have the opportunity to take an active part in the holiday, several competitions are held in which teams of men and women compete with each other.
Speech rate
Representatives from each team are called for the competition. They are invited to pronounce as many words as possible in 30 seconds. The team whose representative says more words receives a bonus point.
For the competition, it is necessary to appoint several controllers who count the spoken words.
Throw range
One representative is called from each team. Their task is to throw a playing card as far as possible. It is possible to allow participants multiple attempts. In order not to confuse the thrown cards, you can invite one of the participants to throw red suits, and the other - black ones.
The team whose representative throws the card further (with several attempts, the best of the throws is counted) receives a bonus point.
dance
One more representative is called from each team. Their task is to perform the most original and exciting dance. The tempo of the music is constantly changing.
The team whose representative performs the best dance receives a bonus point.
Knowledge is power
All team players participate in this competition. The facilitator asks questions to the teams one by one. At the same time, the women's team is asked men's questions, and the men's team is asked women's questions.
Sample questions for women:
What is a carburetor part of? (motor)
What can you hit with a "pyr"? (On the ball)
Is the hood on the car front or rear? (Front)
What is Bullitt? (Penalty in ice hockey)
In what direction is the force applied when working with a saw: towards itself or from itself? (Push)
Do the Bure brothers play football or hockey? (in hockey)
Where was the 2002 FIFA World Cup held? (In Japan)
Which company's products have a checkmark logo? (Nike)
Sample questions for men:
Why do women drip nail polish on torn tights? (So that the arrow does not go on torn tights)
When threading a needle, what should be stationary: the needle or the thread? (Needle)
What is highlighting? (Coloring individual strands of hair)
Why would a woman need acetone? (Wash old nail polish off)
What is the name of a small purse that stores items needed to do makeup? (Cosmetic bag)
Do you put yeast in shortcrust pastry? (No)
Do I need to wash off the dye from the hair after dyeing it? (Yes)
Wax, cream, mechanical devices, laser devices can be used for this process. What is this process? (Depilation)
For each correct answer, the team receives a bonus point.
The team with the most points receives a prize - a cake or a bottle of champagne).
Helpful Hints
All competitions and competitions must be held in such a way that there are no dissatisfied and offended. It is much better to recognize the victory of several participants at once and give prizes to as many contestants as possible
